1001 Ways to Tell if You Play Too Much MK

[DJ L Toro]

281. You believe that a punch to the chest causes claw marks to appear on your arm.
282. You believe that getting shot in the face does less than 100% damage.

 

[SonicFox5000]

283. Every time you turn on your fan, you think of kitana.

 

[Seven]

284. You liked Motor Kombat more than Mario Kart.
285. The alphabet doesn't kontain the letter"C", only "K".
286. To benefit TYM, you click on the ADs.

 

[Son ov Timett]

287. You watch Big Trouble in Little China and say, "hey wait a minute."
288. When filing taxes you include your clan tag next to your name.
289. Every time you see Tampax on a grocery shelf, you think of Skarlet.
290. While getting your ass kicked in a real life fight, you look around for a cable to pull.

 

[Espio]

291. when you cosplay your favorite character.

 

[Matador Fiend]

I work 11pm-7am. Sometimes when I get home, instead of going to bed I will log on to Xbl to see if anyone wants to play a few >.> Thats prob pretty bad

 

[Prinz]

292. When 2 seconds online delay + Jade is fun.

 

[Axel_Redd]

256. You believe that real shaolin monks can teleport
257. When you attempt to use shadow kick as a viable form of transportation.

looool, XD every time i see JK do that, imagine him going around town just doing that kick xD

 

[DJ L Toro]

293. when you read "<insert friend> poked you" on facebook your first thought is how to keep them in your pressure.
294. When you hear noob you think of the character and not a new person.
295. You think a shaman would put up a good fight against robot-ninja-death-machines.

 

[Prinz]

296. When Noob sounds actually cool and not insulting.
297. You don't get where the internet insult "noob" comes from, since the only Noob you know of is the MK character that was created from the game's creator backward name.

 

[Prinz]

298. You're watching Tekken and wonder why Eddy isn't dropping nets or bombs.
299. When you're watching any other fighting game than MK9 and wondering why no one breaks combos.

 

[DJ L Toro]

298. You're watching Tekken and wonder why Eddy isn't dropping nets or bombs.
299. When you're watching any other fighting game than MK9 and wondering why no one breaks combos.

if only 299 were true. in doa 5 every combo can be interrupted at any point with a counter even on hit.

 

[Prinz]

if only 299 were true. in doa 5 every combo can be interrupted at any point with a counter even on hit.

Cool, I didn't know that.

 

[Prinz]

300. When seeing a Leonidas meme on the Internet you think of "This, is, MORTAL KOMBAT!" instead of "This, is, SPARTA!"

 

[Pikachu]

301. You blame your real life problems inputbug

 

[smokey]

301. You blame your real life problems inputbug

302. Everything that goes wrong in life, be it a videogame or any day to day happenings, you exclaim "NRS PLEASE WHAT IS THIS SHIT?!!"

 

[RiBBz22]

303. Before you go into work at 730AM, you pop in MK9 to practice your Smoke reset combos for a bit.

 

[Qwark28]

291. when you cosplay your favorite character.

STB Goldfish

kill.

aint nothing wrong with that,im considering doing it once i put on some mass

 

[Goldi]

It's when I start doing it on a daily basis that it's time to worry.

You get tempted to try an U,3 while mop or sweeping.
You don't move when something is thrown at you.
When asked your ethnicity you have to think about it.

Kinda Jade specific.

 

[Espio]

STB Goldfish

kill.

aint nothing wrong with that,im considering doing it once i put on some mass

lol nobody said there was anything wrong with it.

 

[Qwark28]

lol nobody said there was anything wrong with it.

You cosplay jax, i cosplay sub

trying to find an ice cube pun

 

[DJ L Toro]

You don't move when something is thrown at you.
When asked your ethnicity you have to think about it.

lmao. so those were 304-306?
307. If you think it's ok for a nearly naked dude (shao kahn) to have "armor" on every move.
308. you think that even with his hammer infinite kahn isnt broken

 

[Espio]

You cosplay jax, i cosplay sub

trying to find an ice cube pun

Eww no...don't have the body for it and am meh on Jax these days lol. Stryker cosplay .


Stay frosty brah.

 

[Qwark28]

Eww no...don't have the body for it and am meh on Jax these days lol. Stryker cosplay .


Stay frosty brah.

stay brutal <3

 

[Lumpymoomilk]

309: When you are trying to impress a girl by telling them you are in the top 100 leaderboard on XBL *cough* doesn't work I tried it *cough*