1001 Ways to Tell if You Play Too Much MK

[xQUANTUMx]

231. When you think shaking uncontrollably during dodgeball will somehow give you an advantage

 

[damagedone13]

232.When 95 % of your PSN/XBL friends play MK all the time.

 

[MK_Al]

233. When you insist to be credit worthy because you have 500000 coins in MK
234. When you start digging on graveyards hoping to find some goodies

 

[redeyes]

not gonna lie when i baby people with sonya i salute my TV
or if i baby with JC ill say "dont hate"

 

[Espio]

234. When you look for excuses to use character quotes like, "You will learn respect!" in arguments.

235. When you're in history class and instead of paying attention, you're planning out a character video guide and good set ups to go over.

236. When you use let's be serious here as a segway to your counterargument.

 

[CptXecution]

237. When you mimic Kenshi yells in the middle of work when you hear a person say something that sounds something near it.
238. When you throw your hat in softball and your cousin refers to you as Kung Lao.

 

[Rampage254]

239. You try to talk like Ermac when there's an echo
240. When you think Rain has a better roundhouse than Chuck Norris
241. When you ask a cop to do a roll toss.
242. When hoes be on your dick cause you look like Jesus...Wait, that's not MK related.

 

[CrookedKombat]

243 getting picked first in basketball and thinking you have player 1 advantage

 

[SonicFox5000]

244: when you see your girlfriend in a fight, you yell "D4 HER."
245: You attempt an ex roll in a fight hoping your opponent was blocking low

 

[NKZero]

246. When you label every single member of the family a various MK character
247. When you start referring to earth as earthrealm and hell as the netherrealm

 

[Prinz]

246. When you label every single member of the family a various MK character
247. When you start referring to earth as earthrealm and hell as the netherrealm

248. And reffering to Jesus as Kabal.

 

[DarkSlayerSmith]

239.When you make reference of everything that you buy in daily life as DLC!
240.When somebody rejects you a personal favor you tell think their using BREAKER!
241.When you think you can use zoning to escape from your pregnant girl

 

[DarkSlayerSmith]

239.When you make reference of everything that you buy in daily life as DLC!
240.When somebody rejects you a personal favor you think their using BREAKER!
241.When you think you can use zoning to escape from your pregnant girl.

 

[GrandMasterson]

132: You take the time to explain to someone why Scorpion isn't the best character in the game

..I actually did this the other day at work.

 

[GrandMasterson]

242. You physically mimic character moves

I do Ermac's B1 1 4 when nobody's watching

 

[xQUANTUMx]

243. When someone starts getting violent with you your first thought is to clone rather than push back or run
244. You really want to 224 the dumbass in front of you in line....

 

[STRYKIE]

245. When you're trying on a 12-Gauge lip ring and think "now dat, is a lip ring"

 

[bloodsport]

246. when you see a button that says "Reset," you think of Cyrax

220. When you get so aroused watching MK combo videos, you switch to porn when your mom walks in.

LOL genius

 

[xQUANTUMx]

247. when the numbers 123 and 4 mean more to you than whatever the hell is on the controller (can't remember anymore)

EDIT: Damn, need some coffee...thanks SGTREED

 

[DJ L Toro]

247. When you refer to butterfaces as Mileena.
Note: i swear to god the one before mine said 221 before.

 

[STB Sgt Reed]

Guys, guys... How about we learn to count?

 

[NKZero]

222. When you refer to butterfaces as Mileena.

Change it to 248

EDIT: Holy shit someone fucked up right in the beginning. Fix this numbering!!

 

[fr stack]

223?? , when your finish a sitting of mk and you collapse on top of the washing basket

 

[Ironheart]

249. You think that if you burn yourself bad enough youll be able to throw a groundsaw.
250.You get mad that your snowballs don't freeze anyone.
251.You go outside in the middle of a thunderstorm and do Rain's winpose to make yourself feel like you are the one that caused it.

 

[Eddy Wang]

252. You start mimic character fighting stances at the sound of a rhythmic music that would go well with MK