1001 Ways to Tell if You Play Too Much MK

[SatsuiYesHadou]

253. You randomly start talking to your friends about this thread in class.
254. You yell like kung lao whenever you hurt yourself.
255. You practice doing all of kung laos stances and making the sounds.

 

[DJ L Toro]

256. You believe that real shaolin monks can teleport
257. When you attempt to use shadow kick as a viable form of transportation.

 

[Seven]

258. At work, your boss asks you if you want to take a break, you tell him that you're saving meter for next round.
259. Your girlfriend finds pictures of Jade on your phone.
260. In your resume, under skills, you have "good knowledge of frame data".

 

[SatsuiYesHadou]

261. You tell your gf she should be mileena for halloween

 

[DJ L Toro]

262. Every time you go to the graveyard to pray for your dead grandma you check that there's not a giant green vortex stealing her soal to be consumed by a giant luchador alien bent on world domination.

 

[Mothmonsterman0]

263. When Facebook starts to become boring because it has nothing to do with MK
264. When you have Facebook friends that you met though MK.
265. When you see someone trying to do something very difficult and think, "man, that is like fighting Kabal."
266. When you refer to things in life a 10 - 0 MU
267. When the Vita came out you didn't see a problem on spending a couple hundred dollars just for some new costumes.

This thread <3

 

[DJ L Toro]

263. When Facebook starts to become boring because it has nothing to do with MK
264. When you have Facebook friends that you met though MK.
265. When you see someone trying to do something very difficult and think, "man, that is like fighting Kabal."
266. When you refer to things in life a 10 - 0 MU
267. When the Vita came out you didn't see a problem on spending a couple hundred dollars just for some new costumes.

This thread <3

woah, i hit reply even though you i havent reloaded and it has the corrected numbers O_O

 

[Mothmonsterman0]

woah, i hit reply even though you i havent reloaded and it has the corrected numbers O_O

we submitted ours at the same time so i edited it already =)

 

[DJ L Toro]

we submitted ours at the same time so i edited it already =)

yeah i saw, it was odd though, lol, anyway
268. When playing casually with a friend, he/she says "woah, i dont think anyone can beat your <inster main>."
269. You have searcher for kitana, jade, sindel, skarlet, sonya, mileena, or sheeva porn

 

[STB Sgt Reed]

The numbers are still off thanks to someone at the top of page 9. lolz

 

[DragonPick]

The numbers are still off thanks to someone at the top of page 9. lolz

I ain't changin any of my numbers... Too much, yo

 

[STB Sgt Reed]

I ain't changin any of my numbers... Too much, yo

That's why I said people need to learn to count.

 

[STRYKIE]

574. When you care that there's numerous disruptions in this thread and that there ultimately won't be 1001 way to tell if you play too much MK.

 

[Seven]

The numbers are still off thanks to someone at the top of page 9. lolz

Oh man you're right, anyway I don't care, but it's bugging me, but I don't care, even though it's bugging me.

 

[Qwark28]

263. When Facebook starts to become boring because it has nothing to do with MK
264. When you have Facebook friends that you met though MK.
265. When you see someone trying to do something very difficult and think, "man, that is like fighting Kabal."
266. When you refer to things in life a 10 - 0 MU
267. When the Vita came out you didn't see a problem on spending a couple hundred dollars just for some new costumes.

This thread <3

wow...

still FMLing for buying a nintendo ds instead of a vita+MK,FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[xKhaoTik]

#IDK. When you yell "TOASTY!" When your poptarts are done.

 

[Chongo]

When you shout Sub Zeros opening taunt before fighting someone. ( I shit you not, I did this today.)

 

[Mattman]

1001.When you nomad dash cancel away from the computer after cheating the thread. Mwahahahaha!

 

[SatsuiYesHadou]

274. When you try punching the floor to see if anything pops up.
275. When forgetting that freddy is originally from a movie.
276. When you feel like trying to cartwheel into someone.
277. When you stare at your shadow for a long time to see if it does anything.
278. When you see someone get hit in the nuts and refer to it as a nutpunch to your friends. Also yell "HWWOOOAAAHH!" or say that he got caged or "oh yeah!"
279. You try to learn how and practice doing the splits just to have the ability to punch nuts.

 

[Prinz]

261. You tell your gf she should be mileena for halloween

280. You enter Necropolis, open one of females' bio and try to sweet talk them into being your girlfriend.

 

[DragonPick]

280. You enter Necropolis, open one of females' bio and try to sweet talk them into being your girlfriend.

:/

 

[Slayifex]

245. When you're trying on a 12-Gauge lip ring and think "now dat, is a lip ring"

i dont get it...

 

[Slayifex]

258. At work, your boss asks you if you want to take a break, you tell him that you're saving meter for next round.
259. Your girlfriend finds pictures of Jade on your phone.
260. In your resume, under skills, you have "good knowledge of frame data".

lmao. all those are golden

 

[Hemlock]

263. When Facebook starts to become boring because it has nothing to do with MK
264. When you have Facebook friends that you met though MK.

TRUTH.

And I have no qualms about getting a birthday present that is just a portable MK machine to me. (aka "Portable Mortable")

 

[STRYKIE]

i dont get it...

I don't think anyone besides the PND guys will, lol