1001 Ways to Tell if You Play Too Much MK

[bloodsport]

334. when you notice something with cracks in it and assume your future self is speaking to you

 

[Konqrr]

When you have 30 games you want to play but every time you turn on your Xbox/PS3, you go to MK instead.

 

[Seven]

When you have 30 games you want to play but every time you turn on your Xbox/PS3, you go to MK instead.

This is true!

 

[Seven]

336. You fight people online with bad connection, just because they have a good record.
337. When you try to play another game, but after losing a couple times, you go back to the game you're good at.

 

[DragonPick]

334. when you notice something with cracks in it and assume your future self is speaking to you

Coffee Mug? Is... am I going to die?

 

[Hemlock]

298. You're watching Tekken and wonder why Eddy isn't dropping nets or bombs.

busted out laughing at that!

 

[Hemlock]

Coffee Mug? Is... am I going to die?

and that!!!!

 

[Hellbringer]

When your friendlist online excists out of 85% mk players

 

[smokey]

They very much are. Or at least were when swords were still a primary form of combat.

They were used by monks and the hook was to disarm people wielding staves or swords easily. I watched it on Deadliest Warrior bro

 

[TheTetraSpirit]

They were used by monks and the hook was to disarm people wielding staves or swords easily. I watched it on Deadliest Warrior bro

I know. <.<

 

[smokey]

I know. <.<

quoted the wrong dude then >.< ma bad.

 

[Seven]

338. It really bugs you that Stryker's x-ray works on Kenshi.

 

[Prinz]

339. You do a flipkick when jumping into a pool.
340. You shout "Hover Slam!" when performing a power bomb.

 

[SonicFox5000]

341. You think that when your in a fight, your jab has a big hitbox so if their arm slightly touches it, they get hit in the face

 

[Prinz]

338. It really bugs you that Stryker's x-ray works on Kenshi.

342. If you're a police officer you are 100% that you can blind blind people with a flashlight.
343. Tarkatans are among us, and they're hiding behind pink masks.

 

[GLoRToR]

342. If you're a police officer you are 100% that you can blind blind people with a flashlight.
343. Tarkatans are among us, and they're hiding behind pink masks.

344. You're a mod waiting to close this thread at 1001.

 

[Prinz]

344. You're a mod waiting to close this thread at 1001.

345. You're waiting this thread to close so you can create another one named "The other 1001 ways to tell if you play too much MK".

 

[Seven]

356. You try to neutral jump punch someone in real life.

 

[SatsuiYesHadou]

357. When you go to panda express and pretend that kung pao chicken is called kung lao chicken.

 

[cR WoundCowboy]

348. When you notice that Prinz derailed this thread by messing up his numbering.

 

[Owerbart]

359. When your friends tell you to stop talking about MK
360. When you ask yourself why during a boxing match nobody does Jax' dash punch with armor.

 

[xKhaoTik]

361. When you refer to this uppercut as a d2 and know how many frames it is...

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhTq85Q0SUro3x38mr

 

[GoodLifeGodLike]

362. When you have 2 broken PS3 pads because you take this game too seriously and can't stand losing online even though it's not your fault because of the crappy connection. I still want Boon to pay for those.

 

[7L]

363. When you hit somebody with a snowball and yell "10 MORE FRAMES!"

 

[Prinz]

348. When you notice that Prinz derailed this thread by messing up his numbering.

Wanting those other 1001 too much.