1001 Ways to Tell if You Play Too Much MK

[Espio]

310: When you decorate your bedroom door with MK character pictures.

 

[ChrisJG]

311. You hear someone say "that's smart" and you instinctively yell out THE SMART STUFF!

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[The-Bizzle]

309: When you are trying to impress a girl by telling them you are in the top 100 leaderboard on XBL *cough* doesn't work I tried it *cough*

LOLL ! I did this too @ PSN.... Still dating this chick and she is not a gamer at all XD

 

[The-Bizzle]

312. When you want to go on a fight sport because of MK... while youre a basketball player youre whole life.

 

[bloodsport]

313. you binge drink and throw up on peoples' feet to make them slip when you get into a fight

 

[Seven]

313. you binge drink and throw up on peoples' feet to make them slip when you get into a fight

Bring BO RAI CHO back!

 

[SatsuiYesHadou]

314. When you play street fighter and try to block with heavy kick
315. When you play street fighter and wonder why your breaker won't come out when you're being combo'd

 

[DJ L Toro]

316: you believe that liu kang could legitimately beat superman in a fight (mkdc).
317: you think a spining hat could act as a saw and cut a robot in half.
318: you think 4 arms would be sufficient to rip the skin off of someone's body.
319: you dont mind that cage pulls the award out of his ass.
320: you think hook swords are actually viable weapons.

314. When you play street fighter and try to block with heavy kick
315. When you play street fighter and wonder why your breaker won't come out when you're being combo'd

wtf is a street fighter?

 

[Mikemetroid]

You think that everytime a sunset has crazy colors, Shao Kahn's invasion is imminent.

 

[DJ L Toro]

322: you kick the shit out of directors on the off chance they'll drop coins.

 

[DJ L Toro]

323: You've thought up situations where pairs of mk characters would get in relationships.
i like the ideas of kitana/sub and kitana/lao, Sindel/kenshi (hehe), Jade/human cyrax, Smoke/Cage, etc

 

[Espio]

324: You mimic the battle cries of your favorite characters.

 

[TheTetraSpirit]

320: you think hook swords are actually viable weapons.

They are, actually. They're legit weapons. <.<

 

[DJ L Toro]

325: You still hate nightwolf for sending Freddy back to the dream realm.
326: you watch tentacle porn because it reminds you of skarlet

 

[DJ L Toro]

They are, actually. They're legit weapons. <.<

i know they're real, but by all accounts they're not VIABLE.

 

[TheTetraSpirit]

i know they're real, but by all accounts they're not VIABLE.

They very much are. Or at least were when swords were still a primary form of combat.

 

[Art Killer B]

291. When you're on your way to become your favorite character (Stryker).

I fixed that for you

 

[DJ L Toro]

They very much are. Or at least were when swords were still a primary form of combat.

The hook aspect of them never added anything that mattered. if you're cutting into them with the hook part you can cut them with the rest of the sword.

 

[A F0xy Grampa]

The hook aspect of them never added anything that mattered. if you're cutting into them with the hook part you can cut them with the rest of the sword.

Leverage

 

[DJ L Toro]

Leverage

that assumes you would use them to hook into someone but that motion 1) isnt viable in sword use, 2) even if it was you can just cut through. Unless the swords are completely unsharpened there's seriously no use for it. plus you guys play too much mk, lol.

 

[Laos_boy]

When you're cutting food and step back, dash, and down slash

 

[Laos_boy]

When you hit someone on the head and expect them to bounce

 

[A F0xy Grampa]

that assumes you would use them to hook into someone but that motion 1) isnt viable in sword use, 2) even if it was you can just cut through. Unless the swords are completely unsharpened there's seriously no use for it. plus you guys play too much mk, lol.

Nah I think the hook is for disarmament, not dismemberment

 

[Laos_boy]

-When you want to give a red head blood
-When your playing darts and throw them like skarlet
-When you are run into someone and expect them to spin
-After you grab someone irl and duck and block right after
- When you watch scarlet takes a tumble and think of mk
- when after you knee someone in real life you go in for pressure
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[TotteryManx]

When you're gf starts saying all you do is play Mk.