565. When you start referring to your coffee as "Liu Kang's Fireball" because it’s the only thing that can wake you up after playing all night.
566. If you've named your car "Cyrax" after painting it yellow.
567. You call your local weather forecast "Shang Tsung" because it changes its form every hour.
568. You've started growing a beard, hoping to look like Shujinko.
569. Your excuse for being late is always, "I was stuck in the Outworld."
570. When you accidentally bump into someone, you shout "Flawless Victory!" if they stumble.
571. You've convinced your dog to play fetch with a foam replica of Scorpion's spear.
572. Your dream house plan includes a Soul Chamber in the basement.
573. You've started a petition to make "Kano's Heart" a recognized medical condition.
574. You find yourself practicing Raiden's Thunder Clap every time you need to turn on the lights.
575. Your New Year's resolution was to learn to sneak like Noob Saibot.
576. You refer to your workout as "Testing Your Might."
577. All your passwords are variations of "Fatality."
578. You've tried to start a ninja-rock band with your friends called "The Lin Kuei"
579. You've written a fan fiction where Johnny Cage is your best man at your wedding.
580. You've considered changing your middle name to "Ermac".
581. Your alarm clock sound is set to the Mortal Kombat theme, and you wake up with a "Fight!" shout.
582. You've debated with friends if Reptile's acid spit could digest a pizza.
583. You use "Kombat" instead of "combat" in every possible context.
584. You've tried to create a real-life motorized version of Kitana's fan for air conditioning.
585. You've attempted to cook "Mileena's Tarkatan Tacos" for a dinner party, which didn't go well.
586. Your idea of a perfect date includes recreating the "Mortal Monday" release event.
587. You've hung a detailed map of the Mortal Kombat universe on your living room wall.
588. You've trained your parrot to say, "Finish him!" whenever someone enters the room.
589. You've started a garden with only plants that could be used in MK stage hazard fatalities.
590. You do Jax's arm stretch motion for reaching things on high shelves.
591. You've tried to argue in court that your parking ticket was a result of being "teleported by Quan Chi."
592. You've named your Wi-Fi "The Elder Gods"
593. You've created a cocktail called "Scorpion's Burn," which involves Cayenne Pepper.
594. You've mastered the art of making shadow puppets of MK characters during power outages.
595. You've convinced yourself that every minor inconvenience is part of Shao Kahn's plan to conquer Earthrealm.
596. When you sneeze, you say "Toasty!" instead of "Bless you."
597. You've attempted to meditate like Kenshi, but ended up just napping with a blindfold on.
598. You've designed a board game called "Escape from the Netherrealm," which is really just Monopoly but with swords.
599. You've started calling your boss "Kotal Kahn" because he seems to think he rules over you.
