The saltiest you've ever gotten in this game? Salty stories!

[GNG Iniquity]

I can't even see myself getting salty offline.

I'm the saltiest man alive online, I cannot stand it. Offline, I'm laughing and having a great time. Huge difference.

 

[Lt. Boxy Angelman]

I'm the saltiest man alive online, I cannot stand it. Offline, I'm laughing and having a great time. Huge difference.

For reals.
Getting nutpunched offline = cock-knocker jokes all day.
Getting nutpunched online = gonna take those $500 sunglasses and shove them so far up his ass, you'll be able to see your reflection in his throat.

 

[Protagonist_1]

I'm never really salty when I play mk...and I've lost to some pretty crappy players. Like before the first update, there was a Kano player who did nothing but turtle, throw knives, and upball everytime I got close to him. Though somehow, I managed to pull of his bread and butter xray combo (used kung lao), but still lost (Becuase I suck), but mentioned him GG afterward. Ended up adding him to my friends list...

....and later found out he plays nothing but COD and it was first time playing online. I hate COD zombies (and I'm not talking about the game mode)

 

[16 Bit]

My sodium levels are also higher online. It's because I can't see them. In my mind they're super cocky and talking hella shit on their end and it pisses me off.

 

[GNG Iniquity]

My sodium levels are also higher online. It's because I can't see them. In my mind they're super cocky and talking hella shit on their end and it pisses me off.

I usually imagine some acne ridden teenager with a headset dangling off the side of his head screaming out profanities and questioning my sexual orientation, with randoms, I'm sure this is a rather astute assumption on my end.

 

[DanableLector]

LMAO at these updates, I feel everyone of you's pain.

I got rather heated a couple of nights ago. Was trying out cyrax for the first time online (never learned him). So I was trying to get the timing with input delay down and went to a really close 3rd round with this guy. I had literally no idea what I was doing cause I was so new at it, but it seemed like a really good match at the time. Then the bastard decides to jump over me, teabag repeatedly and fatality at the last minute. Really pissed me off.


So glad he did not quit though. Normally I would have rematched him with cyrax to keep playing and learn but The disrespect sent me into a fury. So I jumped on my Raiden ended up double flawless, babality and teabagged the shit out of him. Ya I stooped to his level and IT FELT FUCKING AMAZING. Luckily he rematched me, I picked raiden again, and got 1 flawless, and teabagged and babalitied him again, this happened for one more match and he rage quit before I could babality him. Sent him a message saying Karma is a bitch and never heard from him again. Feelsgoodman.jpg

Justice is served! I love hearing stories like this, its so gratifying. Usually when people will beat me while i am using a character i have no experience with, they bail after the tea bagging etc. Probably because I have a decent record online which leads people to believe i am any good at all. I played you a while ago btw, and i remember specifically because the name made me lol. Despite the fact the lag effed up my input badly enough that I wasn't even able to properly time JIP, it was easy to see that you're a very good player! Rats off to ya!

 

[xZEPPELIx]

I get salty every time the input bug happens to me.

 

[redeyes]

i just broke my xbox controller. not at MK but at this trash called Gears of war 3. sorry little off topic but im pretty salty.

 

[PND_Mustard]

i just broke my xbox controller. not at MK but at this trash called Gears of war 3. sorry little off topic but im pretty salty.

gears 3 is the COD of third person shooters, the average player sucks but they all have the option to take skilless 1 hit kill guns.

 

[ForeverKing]

The saltiest I have ever been is when I was on a 574 win streak in ranked match and my controller died, and I was just standing there and my opponent still kept attacking me until my health was gone. Than my opponent sent me a message and it said " "
I did not play MK for about a week after that

 

[Lt. Boxy Angelman]

My sodium levels are also higher online. It's because I can't see them. In my mind they're super cocky and talking hella shit on their end and it pisses me off.

THIS.

How can I accept such crappy defeat when I can't even see my enemy?

I like to think 95% of the Teabag Party would be shaking in their boots if such a match ever took place seat by seat in front of one screen.
Yes, please, try these ass-flavored tactics when we're sitting nose to nose at a show.

Still few things more satisfying than smashing chatroom shit-talkers .

The saltiest I have ever been is when I was on a 574 win streak in ranked match

...O.O...

...How?

 

[ForeverKing]

THIS.

How can I accept such crappy defeat when I can't even see my enemy?

I like to think 95% of the Teabag Party would be shaking in their boots if such a match ever took place seat by seat in front of one screen.
Yes, please, try these ass-flavored tactics when we're sitting nose to nose at a show.

Still few things more satisfying than smashing chatroom shit-talkers .



...O.O...

...How?

lol im kinda good i guess. but i probably could have gone on a lot longer if i wasnt for my controller, i was too salty

 

[Ironsoulsmasher]

The saltiest I have ever been is when I was on a 574 win streak in ranked match and my controller died, and I was just standing there and my opponent still kept attacking me until my health was gone. Than my opponent sent me a message and it said " "
I did not play MK for about a week after that

It's hard to find someone online that will actually stop fighting if their opponent's stopped moving lol. I stop in the rare instances it does happen in fights b/c tbh, what respectable player wants a free win? xD

 

[Zoidberg747]

I usually imagine some acne ridden teenager with a headset dangling off the side of his head screaming out profanities and questioning my sexual orientation, with randoms, I'm sure this is a rather astute assumption on my end.

Thats me lol!

Kidding, I rarely get that mad. I just throw my remote across the room

 

[Lt. Boxy Angelman]

lol im kinda good i guess. but i probably could have gone on a lot longer if i wasnt for my controller, i was too salty

Madness, I say. That's some kinda skill, my friend .
Not only the victories, but victories in an environment as unstable as MK Online.
:moonwalk:

That does suck eggs, though. Biiiiig time...

What's the record for longest streak, if not yours?

 

[GNG Iniquity]

i just broke my xbox controller. not at MK but at this trash called Gears of war 3. sorry little off topic but im pretty salty.

Dude, that's quite a feat. Those things can take a beating; not like the PS3 controller which shatter if you merely step on them.

 

[redeyes]

Dude, that's quite a feat. Those things can take a beating; not like the PS3 controller which shatter if you merely step on them.

hahahah. i threw it straight at the wall. game gives me anger problems..

 

[Ironsoulsmasher]

Madness, I say. That's some kinda skill, my friend .
Not only the victories, but victories in an environment as unstable as MK Online.
:moonwalk:

That does suck eggs, though. Biiiiig time...

What's the record for longest streak, if not yours?

Guy on the player match leaderboard at 1st spot with a streak of 987

 

[vberserkerv]

break mic

 

[Sigmar]

I had to face every top tier character as tsung, my god i was going to commit suicide!#*!&#^!&*#^T!&*#^!*&#^&(!^#(!^37(!(#Y^@#&(!T#@

 

[GNG Iniquity]

hahahah. i threw it straight at the wall. game gives me anger problems..

I rent, I can't do that! But, I'll take your word for it!

 

[Vilén]

Any time I face Reptile online, I want to stab myself in the chest until it's over.

 

[GNG Iniquity]

Any time I face Reptile online, I want to stab myself in the chest until it's over.

What about Kano?!

 

[ForeverKing]

Madness, I say. That's some kinda skill, my friend .
Not only the victories, but victories in an environment as unstable as MK Online.
:moonwalk:

That does suck eggs, though. Biiiiig time...

What's the record for longest streak, if not yours?

thanks. my win streak is the highest win streak in ranked match. 574

 

[Vilén]

What about Kano?!

Kano's never bothered me. Ever.

Reptile is actually the only character in the game that I looooooooathe running into online. Well, not the zoning Reptiles. Just the ones that won't get the fuck off my dick and run really heavy on the lag tactics. LOL WUT safe elbow dash.