Rude
You will serve me in The Netherrealm
"Hey guys, i know Coke is good, but i think more people will talk about Sprite in the future."
"FUCK YOU!! Coke is the number one selling soft drink on the planet. If you don't like Coke, then you don't know shit about soft drinks."
"Whoa, jackasses, i never said Coke was bad. Although i do think Sprite has a better aftertaste than Coke and in some cases, tastes better than Coke with other things."
"You knuckle-dragging peasant! Coke goes with everything! If you think Sprite could ever come close to Coke, then you are out of your mind. The research shows that Coke is the highest selling softdrink ever! Why would we ever drink fucking Sprite?"
"I didn't say Sprite was the best. Clearly Coke is. However, i think that Sprite is also good, while not being the best."
"YOU FOOL! Did you not see the part where we proved Coke is better than Sprite in every way?"
"I did."
"So why are you talking about Sprite at all?"
"Because this is a Soft Drink Emporium and this is where we talk about soft drinks, not just Coke."
"COKE IS THE ONLY DRINK WORTH DISCUSSING!!! Coke is the master drink!"
"Yeah. Okay."
That's what has happened here.
"FUCK YOU!! Coke is the number one selling soft drink on the planet. If you don't like Coke, then you don't know shit about soft drinks."
"Whoa, jackasses, i never said Coke was bad. Although i do think Sprite has a better aftertaste than Coke and in some cases, tastes better than Coke with other things."
"You knuckle-dragging peasant! Coke goes with everything! If you think Sprite could ever come close to Coke, then you are out of your mind. The research shows that Coke is the highest selling softdrink ever! Why would we ever drink fucking Sprite?"
"I didn't say Sprite was the best. Clearly Coke is. However, i think that Sprite is also good, while not being the best."
"YOU FOOL! Did you not see the part where we proved Coke is better than Sprite in every way?"
"I did."
"So why are you talking about Sprite at all?"
"Because this is a Soft Drink Emporium and this is where we talk about soft drinks, not just Coke."
"COKE IS THE ONLY DRINK WORTH DISCUSSING!!! Coke is the master drink!"
"Yeah. Okay."
That's what has happened here.