He replied to a post asking how to play seeing double lol
Regardless, if someone is asking how to play a character they want to know what to do, not a sarcastic "just dont do any of this" downplay laced post
Learning how to avoid the unsafe stuff is half the battle with Noob. Can't be aggressive with your only mid unless you burn your meter on block, and yeah against low level mashers you'll get poked out of lots of plus situations due to his high strings, as well as D2d a lot, this actually happens against higher level people who know the noob matchup well.
With Noob you gotta learn how to be safe and calculate your aggressiveness or else the dmg taken to given ratio gets really tough to win.
Otherwise my advice for seeing double is F221 string is your friend, get used to the distance of B3, D3, and D4, and use shadow slide unpredictably off of all them.