"Hello, earthrealmers, look at your champion, now back to me, now back at your champion, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using Shaolin Wu Shu and switched to Forbidden Sorcery, he could fight like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a nethership with the sorcerer your champion could fight like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s a Krypt chest with two invites to the Mortal Kombat Tournament. Look again, the invites are now a flaming skull. Anything is possible when your champion fights like a sorcerer and not a shaolin. I’m on a throne."
Sorry everyone, I just had to do this.