The more days go by, the more people get used to my tricks, the better I feel about this being a no.
When I proposed this question, I wasn't convinced one way or another; I was just trying to plan ahead to keep this wonderful brute from being wrongly changed.
But no...no, I think the no's will have it with this one.
If it were up to me, the fixing F2 idea sounds like the best way to go about quieting the eventual bitching to come, because it will and we all know this. But debate and sound logic are the sane tools with which to keep our insane companion strong.
Keep the talk flowing, boys.