Lt. Boxy Angelman
I WILL EAT THIS GAME
And now...a letter from Doctor Angel.
Entitled, "Me-Production"
Dear Community,
You all suck.
The whole fucking mess of you.
Nobody?
Three days, and not a single person wants to step up to a challenge?
Is there no one among you with any warrior spirit? Like, at the fuck all?
No balls. None. Whatsoever.
Everyone can criticize, but no one wants to look bad losing to the "crazy" guy.
Like...really? Not a damn one of you?
This community is fucking sterile.
Not this forum or its mods. Not the powers that be.
Those of you who call yourselves competitors, but spoiled sideways by the advancements of this scene.
Unimaginative, uninspired, and sterile.
Guys like Punk and the lot have the right idea just being savage.
Ruthless. Brutal. Angry.
To quote Orlando Jones in American Gods...Angry gets shit done.
And if none of you are angry, I'll be angry on your behalf.
Don't believe in me? Don't wanna be proven wrong?
Fuck the lot of you, then. I'll just cut off heads in Ranked until someone fun shows up.
If nothing comes of any of this, so be it.
Tonight isnt about reproduction. It's about Me-production.
There is so much creative capability at this scene's fingertips - the FGC in general, really, but ours specifically right now - so much that could be done to make us more than just people who play video games.
I know this plan will work. Y'all can bullshit all you want.
In the end, the only two people who matter are the two I've challenged.
But it really depresses the fuck out of me what a lack of spirit there is among you.
It's like a gross of goths at a pep rally. Just doesn't feel right. Lifeless. Spineless.
But hey, that's the way she goes.
Sincerely,
Doctor Angel, 333.
#BulletJutsu
#JoinTheClub
#WereGonnaHaveJackets
Entitled, "Me-Production"
Dear Community,
You all suck.
The whole fucking mess of you.
Nobody?
Three days, and not a single person wants to step up to a challenge?
Is there no one among you with any warrior spirit? Like, at the fuck all?
No balls. None. Whatsoever.
Everyone can criticize, but no one wants to look bad losing to the "crazy" guy.
Like...really? Not a damn one of you?
This community is fucking sterile.
Not this forum or its mods. Not the powers that be.
Those of you who call yourselves competitors, but spoiled sideways by the advancements of this scene.
Unimaginative, uninspired, and sterile.
Guys like Punk and the lot have the right idea just being savage.
Ruthless. Brutal. Angry.
To quote Orlando Jones in American Gods...Angry gets shit done.
And if none of you are angry, I'll be angry on your behalf.
Don't believe in me? Don't wanna be proven wrong?
Fuck the lot of you, then. I'll just cut off heads in Ranked until someone fun shows up.
If nothing comes of any of this, so be it.
Tonight isnt about reproduction. It's about Me-production.
There is so much creative capability at this scene's fingertips - the FGC in general, really, but ours specifically right now - so much that could be done to make us more than just people who play video games.
I know this plan will work. Y'all can bullshit all you want.
In the end, the only two people who matter are the two I've challenged.
But it really depresses the fuck out of me what a lack of spirit there is among you.
It's like a gross of goths at a pep rally. Just doesn't feel right. Lifeless. Spineless.
But hey, that's the way she goes.
Sincerely,
Doctor Angel, 333.
#BulletJutsu
#JoinTheClub
#WereGonnaHaveJackets