This is so fake it hurts.
1: I don't see Kabal being touched literally at all in the first patch except for MAYBE some slight damage scaling adjustments at most.
2: Sonya only getting away with damage scaling changes seems silly.
3: Shang's Corpse Drop being two overheads is also silly.
4: The entire list of Jacqui changes is utter horseshit. As much as she infuriates me to fight, there's no way they're going to make her cancels require defensive bar. At most they'll make them have larger gaps. I'm not even going to humor the dash punch change with a comment.
5: Cetrion's boulders are already slow on the wind up. That's not where Cetrion's power comes from and I don't see NRS nerfing random shit like that.
6: Rereading the Skarlet change makes my IQ drop on every attempt
All that conjecture aside, the general wording usage doesn't line up with NRS' typical patch style, the formatting is all over the place, and the misspellings and grammatical nonsense stand out badly. I get the story is supposed to be "Hey, I got access to something I wasn't supposed to so I wrote as much down as I could," but this doesn't even look like enough effort was put into it for that scenario.
In conclusion: yawwwwwwwwwn