My first time playing in a couple weeks reminded me why I said the IGAU community sucks. Apparently the patch increased the saltiness of the community. This was all within 1.5 hours on the same night.
MAINTAIN5
I believe this person is in the top 10 of the non-ranked leaderboards on XBL. I used Hawkgirl and first beat his Aquaman fairly easily and then he went hidden cursor and chose Deathstroke after I chose Hawkgirl again. I barely won and he started complaining on the mic that Hawkgirl needs to be nerfed because she does too much damage in the corner. I left because I don't give counter-pickers a rematch. I sent him a message afterwards.
Me: "Hey kid, pick Sinestro if you want to counter-pick Hawkgirl. Practicing would be a better idea though, but now I know how you earned all of your wins."
MR INCOGNITO 22
I played this guy in 6 matches. I beat his Zod twice with Hawkgirl. I was in a party with friends at first, but one told me this dude loves complaining, so I left my party and plugged in my mic after he switched his character. I beat his Aquaman twice with Lex, during which he complained that Lex is OP because of his trait and that only [ban incoming] use Lex. I then beat his Superman with Cyborg. He hid the cursor and beat my Cyborg with Aquaman with convenient lag spikes. He of course started talking trash and ran after his one win.
Me: "If I'm a scrub, then what does that make you since I beat you 5 times in 6 matches?"
The funny part is that I used combos, even with Cyborg. I kept dropping combos during the match I lost due to well timed lag spikes.
hYBRYDcOBRA
I chose Lex and he hid his cursor and chose Superman. He of course tried to do laser eye the whole game and I beat him primarily using Lex's j3. I left afterwards because I received an invite for a KOTH from my friends, although I would've left anyway since this dude tried to counter-pick and failed horribly at it.
Me: "I received a KOTH invite from friends. You're garbage anyway since you lost after counter-picking and using a character that has an 8-2 advantage against Lex."
Me: "I know what "whining" is, but not "whineing." Capitalize the first word in your sentence and Noob Saibot since that is a proper noun. Have your mother proofread your hate mail before sending it next time kid."
I ran into him again later and he told me that he was going to block me for being a pussy before he declined.
Lil Willie 69
This scrub chose the Watchtower and just tried to do Lantern's Might from full screen most of the match and I beaned him with the floating drones. He complained about items doing too much damage (I agree BTW). I asked him if he wanted to turn them off and went to the select screen. He just kept bitching and chose Watchtower again without turning off items. I whooped his ass without using items, but he complained about Cyborg being OP because I did Target Acquired launchers with Cyborg to combo him. I left after I told him to practice after he called me a spamming [ban incoming].