MK Character Stereotypes

[GGA Wafflez]

Sheeva players tend to be class acts. Incredibly kind and nice, they are willing to work on their horrible character until they can find some wins.

find some wins? or have them handed to them...

 

[GNG Iniquity]

THIS IS A LIE.

Oh, of course you'll deny it! "She was 18, I swear!"

 

[STRYKIE]

Kung Lao Players: Before the patch came out constantly felt the need to remind everyone that they ''loved this character since MK2'' & ''It's not because he is overpowered, he is my fav MK character'', tend of think of themselves as quite flash, with a love for landing a JIP combo, generally lack a footsie game and loved 24 low hat too much to let it go.

Loving the sly digs at ZtrideRz or w/e his name is here, LOL

 

[quandaghost]

Im a scorpion player, but the mileena player descriptions fits me better o.0

 

[salvificblood]

find some wins? or have them handed to them...

Wins come in very handy for Sheeva players.

 

[PND i2 Gaug3]

Jax players: American - Condfident, aggressive, loves throwing out dash punches, impatient, feels uncomfortable when not doing anything.

Jax players: UK - Confident, intellegent, controlled aggression, thinks its christmas when they anti air an opponent that doesnt understand that hidden meanings of the Jax matchup, feels depressed when you hear "gonna get caged", Hates all other characters, HATES ALL OTHER PLAYERS,

 

[STRYKIE]

Jax players: American - Condfident, aggressive, loves throwing out dash punches, impatient, feels uncomfortable when not doing anything.

Jax players: UK - Confident, intellegent, controlled aggression, thinks its christmas when they anti air an opponent that doesnt understand that hidden meanings of the Jax matchup, feels depressed when you hear "gonna get caged", Hates all other characters, HATES ALL OTHER PLAYERS,

Jax players: Dominican - they appreciate the HATE, .....yay.

Fixed.

 

[Glass Sword]

I have something to add to
Kitana players: Often refers to their character with a nickname (for example: the Princess, Kitty, and my girl) and sometimes unknowingly refers to Kitana as if she was a real person.
Scorpion and Sub-Zero players: If they have a secondary it is likely it will be another ninja.

 

[Enenra]

Tremor players: Spend 3 days waiting at a bus stop because a homeless person told us a gold greyhound bus was coming to take us to Disney World.

 

[HGTV Soapboxfan]

Sub Zero Players: Ignorant assholes that love to expose people and do callouts and do money matches and such most of the time. Though on occasion they become awesome. You don't kill them in their sleep just for these small glimpses of awesomeness.

Are you talking about me, as im the only (ex) subzero player you know? LOL i mean i do love money matches against you, FREE MONEY.

 

[Hitoshura]

Noob Saibot players are...non existent

Whats a noob saibot?

 

[Enenra]

Whats a noob saibot?

Something REO beats 8-2

 

[SwiftTomHanks]

I agree completely about Cyrax. From Boxy to Winter to J360 to Noobe to Maxter; Cyrax players are the best to hang out with at tournaments for sure.

I also agree on Cage players; they're the JuiceBoxes of our community.

And yes, something about Kitana that attracts gay players.

Kenshi players: in it to win it.

Sonya players seem rather calm for the most part but their calm and professional disposition can be broken into utter rage here and there.

I've always thought Kabal players are the most chill in the community; kevo, reo, and ac1984.

Sektor players are bipolar huh? FUCK YOU REO

 

[GNG Iniquity]

Scorpion players: The gamblers of MK. They put it all on the line! If they win they're ecstatic, if they lose they become suicidally depressed. Or they simply do not care, period, and have simply accepted that their just rolling the dice which will inevitably lead to their untimely demise!

 

[Enenra]

Scorpion players: The gamblers of MK. They put it all on the line! If they win they're ecstatic, if they lose they become suicidally depressed. Or they simply do not care, period, and have simply accepted that their just rolling the dice which will inevitably lead to their untimely demise!

Or they pick up Rain, realizing they put opponents in the same position where if they guess wrong you get poked, if you guess right you get 40% instead of having no pokes and high risk.

/teh lulz

 

[SwiftTomHanks]

Also, I haven't met a white guy who plays Jax yet. Racist community.

 

[Enenra]

Also, I haven't met a white guy who plays Jax yet. Racist community.

Curbo? Forever King?

 

[Lt. Boxy Angelman]

I agree completely about Cyrax. From Boxy to Winter to J360 to Noobe to Maxter; Cyrax players are the best to hang out with at tournaments for sure.

Aww <3.

The awesome dispositions and personalities of my fellow mustard bottles is what makes me happiest to be yellow.

 

[Enenra]

Aww <3.

The awesome dispositions and personalities of my fellow mustard bottles is what makes me happiest to be yellow.

Trash bitch purple for life. I hit almost as hard for no meter and I have cancels #wgii

 

[Squeaker101]

Liu Kang: Protagonist whores?

 

[Lt. Boxy Angelman]

Trash bitch purple for life. I hit almost as hard for no meter and I have cancels #wgii

Ahh, but can you CATCH me?

If your lightning was Nightwolf-status unblockable, then I'd be in some severely deep shit.

 

[Enenra]

Ahh, but can you CATCH me?

If your lightning was Nightwolf-status unblockable, then I'd be in some severely deep shit.

Mine is far faster, and I recover quicker.

But you should fear the armored dash even more.

 

[Lt. Boxy Angelman]

Mine is far faster, and I recover quicker.

But you should fear the armored dash even more.

Oh, I know of the power of your Purple, my friend.

(Teehee. I've helped inspire more colorful words. #rainbowswag.)

 

[Enenra]

Oh, I know of the power of your Purple, my friend.

(Teehee. I've helped inspire more colorful words. #rainbowswag.)

Idk how you do it, my eyes hurt

 

[Lt. Boxy Angelman]

Idk how you do it, my eyes hurt

I'm a strange guy, my friend.

Here's a stereotype:
Players With Nicknames Based Around Cardboard Objects: They tread the line between unique and utterly bizarre like Kabal treads the line between profound and broken, and they specialize in readily converting their madness into intelligent entertainment and unnecessarily colorful letters, painting their words in the hue of the character flag under which they fly.