MK Character Stereotypes

[Killphil]

Reptile players: See everything in flashes. Are generally quiet. Most likely to develop bells palsy whilst playing their character.

We should get a complete listing. These are pretty good. Anyone have one for Cyber Sub?

 

[Enenra]

I'm a strange guy, my friend.

Here's a stereotype:
Players With Nicknames Based Around Cardboard Objects: They tread the line between unique and utterly bizarre like Kabal treads the line between profound and broken, and they specialize in readily converting their madness into intelligent entertainment and unnecessarily colorful letters, painting their words in the hue of the character flag under which they fly.

Players named after Japanese mythology: A clever concoction of salt, lulz, and character devotion. Have a habit of continuous near death experiences. Wants another ninja despite their inward knowledge that if Noob Saibot was ever top 15 or better that would be the go to main, barring some unbelievable level of ass-kicking back story and move set by Tremor.

 

[Enenra]

We should get a complete listing. These are pretty good. Anyone have one for Cyber Sub?

Cyber Sub Players: Can't AA for shit, want to be a KL main but care too much about other people's opinions.

 

[Tokiwartoothxdk]

Kung lao players: option 1. a d-bag tool
option 2. misunderstood for using a character they like

 

[RampaginDragon]

Best thread ever.

 

[STB Sgt Reed]

Mine is far faster, and I recover quicker.

But you should fear the armored dash even more.

ditching sub zero...

you sir, are dead to me.

 

[Tokiwartoothxdk]

ditching sub zero...

you sir, are dead to me.

Enenra pls

 

[RampaginDragon]

Cyber Sub Players: Can't AA for shit, want to be a KL main but care too much about other people's opinions.

DUDE. Exact opposite of me. I AA EVERYTHING, will never touch that flaming bag of stinking shit, and the only reason I dont use Kabal, KL, Freddy, Kenshi etc is because I feel like it would be boring. I have tried JC, Jax, Kabal and Freddy, and didnt like them. Also, it is a little true that I dont use them because of how high tier they are, but not because I am scared whatothers will think, I just would feel dirty using them.

Sonya was pushing it for me. The only reason I picked her up is because

1. I love the fighter in general. Story, personality, characteristics (not just boobs), everything.
2. It would be nice to not get destroyed by everyone because my best fighter was a new born, dementia having terd. (Shang)
3. She fits my playstyle way to well to not use her.

 

[Enenra]

ditching sub zero...

you sir, are dead to me.

He is my tertiary! I just need more armor and less sword ;__;

 

[Enenra]

Enenra pls

Toki slp

 

[WayoftheFist]

Roflmao WayoftheFist we were just talking about this last night! Holy shit!

interesting.

 

[RampaginDragon]

I'm a strange guy, my friend.

Here's a stereotype:
Players With Nicknames Based Around Cardboard Objects: They tread the line between unique and utterly bizarre like Kabal treads the line between profound and broken, and they specialize in readily converting their madness into intelligent entertainment and unnecessarily colorful letters, painting their words in the hue of the character flag under which they fly.

Fuck Rax.

 

[HGTV DrFlash44]

Are you talking about me, as im the only (ex) subzero player you know? LOL i mean i do love money matches against you, FREE MONEY.

no not you the other sub zero guys that I know

 

[A F0xy Grampa]

JC players have all the fun

 

[Alright RyRy]

Yeah this is spot on.

 

[Tolkeen]

JC players have all the fun

I think that's cause they are winning..... And it's only until they go up against a Kabal.

 

[A F0xy Grampa]

I think that's cause they are winning..... And it's only until they go up against a Kabal.

I didnt mean in game, but its also fun crushing a Kabal player with Cage too once you get the chance

 

[Smarrgasm]

Rain players-No matter how few of us there may be. We're still loved for playing the most badass character in the game. Cause we all just wanna be chuck norris and Rain is as close as it gets in mk.

 

[Trini_Bwoi]

noob saibot players: more likely to be pitchers than batters in baseball since we can throw things really fast but we hit slow as shit.

 

[Mattman]

Kabal Players - Classy

yeah thats right, he went there lol.
jk good shit bro

 

[NYCj360]

cyrax players fuckin rock don't forget about Krayzie as well

 

[Hitoshura]

noob saibot players: more likely to be pitchers than batters in baseball since we can throw things really fast but we hit slow as shit.

Noob Saibot player: Masochists

 

[Crimson Panther]

Pretty spot on. Awesome.

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[Purple Haze]

Kabal Players - Classy Gassy

Fixed.

 

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Kratos players: nope.avi