Oh, hey, I missed some of these.
I would put my head in a fucking furnace before it ever passes through your doorway again. It's actually because of that "he said, she said" stuff that I say this.
I'm hesitant to believe we're all grownups here, by the way, because I know what you and your boy Chance say about me behind my back (and the utterly depressing frequency with which it happens).
"Lots of dick riders"? And who, pray tell, are these dick riders? I suggest you get your tongue out of your cheek and speak up about that.
I don't give a shit about Dink vs. Hito, that's their issue. I have my own issue with Dink, for reasons that I should think are obvious by now, and I am acting on them.
Don't tell me to "go make some money" as if it's really that easy. Do me a real solid favor, and go to expedia.ca. Look up the cost for a round trip flight from Calgary to, say, Philly, or Cleveland, or Atlanta. Add around $200 to that for food, accommodations and entry fees. Please, by all means, tell me how you expect me to come up with that so readily.
Being that it costs so much to travel, I lined up three major tournaments to go to this, Evo included. One of them was WB, and another was Toryuken. I found out in early December that I may not be able to get the time off for WB, as my vacation time would be overlapping with someone else's, and I already announced that. When I found out I couldn't go for certain, I booked off the week of Powerup instead. My plan is to go to Powerup, Toryuken, and possibly ECT if it's in any way feasible. Don't tell me to just snap my fingers and go to a major tournament as if it's really so easy, because unless you decide you want to start sponsoring me, it isn't happening. You can wait. It'll give you all the more time to talk about me behind my back in the interim, anyhow.
