Funniest "hatemail" received

[Deadly Torcher]

Beat a guy a few weeks ago, hes had almost 9000 matches under his belt, so I wasn't expecting any messages at all.

Anyway it went like this

He beat me with Sonya, then I picked my main & beat him, then for no apparent reason, he started random picking (I didn't tho), I won the rest of the games. Anyway, after the matches I got a message calling me a coward & that I should have random picked, just like he did?? Then he started saying I countered his SZ, even tho I choose Noob 1st.

I just laughed & told him to wise up, which got the reply 'I don't care about online anyway'!

I think you care about online a 'little too much buddy'.

 

[Treadmill]

What are you trying to say My live just expired, but I will renew it tomorrow or Friday.

Last night I got the "All you do is smoke bombs, I kicked your ass!" even though I beat him...so I replied "Yea you did!"

Haha I mean I'm sure you tired of playing against lagtile online.

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[Rampage254]

Beat this guy about 10 or so straight.

 

[Qwark28]

Beat this guy about 10 or so straight.

i dnt undstrand wt he sayng mn ar u sre he spkking englsh?

 

[piemaster]

I think this thread will be saved..... horray for the kabal glitch!

 

[piemaster]

I think this thread will be saved..... horray for the kabal glitch!

 

[Gh0sty]

Got a message a couple of weeks ago that just said "PINCHE JOTO". I had to google translate it. It means "fucking [ban incoming]" in Spanish. Im hated internationally.



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[Shamwow0w0w]

'nice screen name fucking fgt. .. you frame trap and completely suck dick with cyrax and quan both... what a fucking nerdy ass try hard pussy!!!! rooooooofl your probably some sweaty fat fuck who's only hope of getting laid is a beached whales blow hole. God your shit... try harder ya joke roflflflflfl' -ITACHI-5464.
I didn't know babalities can make someone rage that hard. I'm officially aiming to baby everyone in hopes of epic rage mail like this one.

 

[Eh SnOwY]

'nice screen name fucking fgt. .. you frame trap and completely suck dick with cyrax and quan both... what a fucking nerdy ass try hard pussy!!!! rooooooofl your probably some sweaty fat fuck who's only hope of getting laid is a beached whales blow hole. God your shit... try harder ya joke roflflflflfl' -ITACHI-5464.
I didn't know babalities can make someone rage that hard. I'm officially aiming to baby everyone in hopes of epic rage mail like this one.

lol i remember beating some1 with cages frametraps and the guy sent me a message saying that i "abuse" inescapeable Knee infinite trap

 

[Harry Otter]

Anyone play SIKLOUIS (Ranked Match #3) on PSN? First few times I fought he won, after I started adapting to his pace and eventually started winning, he rage quits. The first time I thought it was a legitimate disconnect. I only found out he'd pull was because I fought him again and he won. I now never see him, probably blocked me. :c I questioned him, I think he slightly raged at me, but so along ago I can't remember.

Maining Liu I get ALOT of hatemail. (b312 b312 b312...)
I'll post funny ones when I get them. I can't think of any off the top of my head. :c

This guy is garbage. I played him today and all he could say in response to me beating his Smoke with my Jade was that I "Ran the whole gm".

This guy is a tool.

 

[Squeaker101]

This guy is garbage. I played him today and all he could say in response to me beating his Smoke with my Jade was that I "Ran the whole gm".

This guy is a tool.

Yea, I think he blocked me. I never bump into him on Ranked anymore, which I'm pretty sure is the only thing he plays. Only he mained Kung Lao back then, interesting he mains Smoke now. I'd love to bump into him again, it'd be nice to punch him in the face with my 8 frame 2.

Agreed.

 

[Goldi]

This person is disturbed. I don't even know if its hate... Just... Creep mail. I get my share of it, but I don't really know what to make of this guy at all lol. I think he likes to "troll" (is that even trolling?) all the ladies he can find.

I'm certain I've blocked his alts before. I think he's the same guy who threatened to drug and kidnap a bunch of female posters.

And now you understand why I hate online lol.

 

[ZigZagGamer]

Im not sure what it is about losing a match in mortal kombat that makes people absolutely each other but its funny to read all the things everyone has to say.
"1. smoke is for noobs 2. ermac is for [ban incoming] 3. go suck a dick you fucking [ban incoming]"

My favorite one was "you suck at the game learn to fucking play"
After a flawless victory where the opponent consisted on jumping and not blocking...

 

[Faded Dreams V]

This person is disturbed. I don't even know if its hate... Just... Creep mail. I get my share of it, but I don't really know what to make of this guy at all lol. I think he likes to "troll" (is that even trolling?) all the ladies he can find.

I'm certain I've blocked his alts before. I think he's the same guy who threatened to drug and kidnap a bunch of female posters.

And now you understand why I hate online lol.

lmao.

 

[London Lust]

Some retard who used Quan and Cyrax said that Mileena used gamebreaking things that are op.

 

[Goldi]

Oh thank god I never looked at the picture lol. I just noticed it.

But I have a pretty good idea what it probably is.

 

[Sage Leviathan]

Do people online enjoy abuse or something?

When i choose KL, Sonya, Smoke, etc, theyll take the destruction,
yet when i even put my cursor on Noob Saibot they quit at the selection screen.

 

[Gh0sty]

This person is disturbed. I don't even know if its hate... Just... Creep mail. I get my share of it, but I don't really know what to make of this guy at all lol. I think he likes to "troll" (is that even trolling?) all the ladies he can find.

I'm certain I've blocked his alts before. I think he's the same guy who threatened to drug and kidnap a bunch of female posters.

And now you understand why I hate online lol.

Whaaa?? This is the best hate/crazy mail I've ever seen. Congrats ya fuckin pyscho, you're the winner.



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[lebanese boy]

this is a long hate messages from a guy that i keep babality him because he trashed me for no reason thats his messages he send a strange words ela ikjfd like that i said what u said ? he send *ask your mom where is she* i send him why u mad bro ? yes son cause i taught you not to cheat and you cheat like a bits u keep doyng hacked combos u need 2 get patched < LMAO i need 2 get patched XDD

 

[Miss Kanzuki]

BUHAHAHAHAH! Can I get a translation please? I know the word "puta" so I gotta feeling this ain't a "ggs" message xD

 

[No Good Nelson]

accordin

BUHAHAHAHAH! Can I get a translation please? I know the word "puta" so I gotta feeling this ain't a "ggs" message xD

he said "you are a son of a bitch" according to google translate

 

[Miss Kanzuki]

accordin
he said "you are a son of a bitch" according to google translate

thanks, and damn I didn't even teabag/baby or nothin...i find the fatals too time consuming these days, just wanna finish the match and roll out

 

[Derpin Errday]

"dont think your good just cuz you beat me with kabal" - rev0lver

 

[A F0xy Grampa]

'Fucck uur god and 7 family die gay ' - OTTOMANXXL - TTT2

Edit: Corrected

 

[mighty_honour_korea]

My favourite hatemail is the self-loathing spammer. ZOMB1ELICIOUS, Sanio Leteuchy(?)..whatever, people who spam all day then accuse you of doing the same. In general, angsty dick-bags who're utterly oblivious to their own behavior are usually good for a laugh. Like the guy you beat 5 times every day and yet after every match he insists on sending you a message to let you know how shit you are.

Good times.