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Funniest "hatemail" received

Eh SnOwY

PC FGC
This guy tried to beat me with Kano knives alone and got bodied. I failed with my hidden cursor the next match and got Ermac by mistake, who I've been messing around with for a couple of days. His Mileena got bodied too.

ERMAC IS NOW S TIER AND ONLINE RECORDS COUNT!

Oh yeah, he mains Kitana. Who is way below Ermac and Reptile in everyone's tier lists.




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
 

GNG Iniquity

#bufftaquito #punchwalk #whiffycage
yeah that guy has some mental problems
I played some guy a few months ago, after I beat him, he sent me some bizarre message about killing himself...I uh ignored it. Maybe I shouldn't have but I'm not going to get into a battle of sanity over a video game online.
 

Bildslash

Goro Lives 
So I fought this Raiden guy after I beat his Sub. He would teleport over and over and then do 3,3,4, sweep, or grab, and since it's online, I couldn't punish at all. So he beat me. Then I said, "Ok, he wants to spam, I'll spam back" so I choose Kano(not even a main or a secondary or anything) and proceed to throw knives over and over, and when he tele'd, he'd get hit by an upball. He fell for it every time, so I beat him. He then sends me these messages



Man, you really pissed him off, didn't you? LOL.

I only got him to call me "Combo Pussy Stink Ass". I feel defeated. :eek:
 

trustinme

xbl-OBS trustinme
This guy tried to beat me with Kano knives alone and got bodied. I failed with my hidden cursor the next match and got Ermac by mistake, who I've been messing around with for a couple of days. His Mileena got bodied too.

ERMAC IS NOW S TIER AND ONLINE RECORDS COUNT!

Oh yeah, he mains Kitana. Who is way below Ermac and Reptile in everyone's tier lists.

haha,dude that is brilliant! ermac top tier? hilarious,he sounds so fucking pissed,cant wait to search for this prick.
 

MKF30

Fujin and Ermac for MK 11
Funny hatemail from "Cootielicious" after owning his generic KL time and time again, he finally beats me(barely I might add) when I'm smoke, then talks shit and runs lol. He then gets mad and teabags, runs and then sends me message saying "haha I bea yo ass you a scrub and all those guys on channel are scrubs to thanks for da challenge but no thanks later hahaha"

When I asked him, dude I've beaten you every time we played except today lol so you're talking shit why? lol What an idiot, an illiterate one at that then defends Yogotcaged, so it's probably him since I spanked him on my friends account lol and he got so mad lol.


As much as people will ride the kids nuts for being a "protege", shit like that just won't fly. I just lost all respect for him after what teef said happened and now this.... He can have all the skill in the world, and I don't think age is an issue for a mature game, maturity is. Especially when you want to be part of the community.
Good point, hey if you ask me I don't care about "big names" or not, some people on here get mere respect for just showing up to an event, but can act like dicks to people online, fuck that lol. Someone treats me with disrespect, you get it right back, don't care who you are lol. Know what I'm saying?

Kid named liloco used to play umk, I played him few weeks ago and he sends me hatemail saying "of all people I run into, it's you MKF and you still just spam the fuck out of sektor just like u did in umk3, no skill" lol

Have to love the haters...

Oh and another lame hater guy named professorjpj aka Masterjj, is a Kano abuser, just spams knives and thinks that's the only "legit" way of winning... he actually complains if you use combos and strategize, he thinks the only way to truly win is "by spamming and nothing else" lol yet I merely outspammed him with missles and he still got mad...

So he sends me mail saying "combos are weak, I'm the spamking challenge me with no combo code and see who wins" lol yet the funny thing is his connection is so damn bad, I could only get 2 hits with sektor lol.
 

Lord Beef

Death Metal and Trance
LOL. Ya, my wife and were like "wut?"
WOW! I didn't even notice T_Grant was in there too! Oh that guy. I scrubbed him out with a 1 hour sektor one time. The lobby chat was priceless. I really need to start collecting my hate mail. People hate losing to scorpion and sub. ESPECIALLY, a sub as lame as mine. Oh god I love it
 

MKF30

Fujin and Ermac for MK 11
I remember a Tgrant from MKO, used to be a mod way back...wonder if it's the same guy.
 
Im not sure what it is about losing a match in mortal kombat that makes people absolutely each other but its funny to read all the things everyone has to say.

my favorite

"1. smoke is for noobs 2. ermac is for [ban incoming] 3. go suck a dick you fucking [ban incoming]"
Lol. I save all my hate mail. Awesome conversation starters lol.

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