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Zangrief

Zangrief

Noob
Here's a good one. This was sent to my tag partner CircleOf14 who was spamming Kitana. I was spamming Milleena.
This came from sergie11487 on XBL who ragequit while we destroyed him:

sergie11487
who ever played as kitana is a cheap ass bitch spammer

CircleOf14
That would be me. How am I cheap?

sergie11487
doing the same moves over and over again every time i get close to you. do something else for once in ur life and stop spamming. spammers are one of the worst fighters ever. give me a real fight without spamming or corner whoring or turteling and then youll be considered a worthy opponent in my eyes

CircleOf14
so i'm one of the worst fighters ever and yet I easily beat you, so what does that make you? Every move has a counter-move. If you stopped crying, making excuses when you lose and learned how to counter "spam" moves, you might actually be good one day.

sergie11487
what ever. spammers like you arent worth fighting. youve been blocked

CircleOf15 (sent from different account)
"Whatever"? That's your counter argument? Pretty sad. You're a cry baby that cries and complains when he loses instead of admitting he needs to work harder to get better. I know you read this.
 
Axel_Redd

Axel_Redd

Vampire Jesus....he wants YOUR blood now!!
"You suck at this game, your a gay french hooker!"

this happened after i challenged a guy who was talking trash in the beginners room, talking down the beginners...i beat his sheeva telestomp spamming ass with my Kitana and he sent me that ^
 
Sage Leviathan

Sage Leviathan

I'm platinum mad!
Not really hate mail, but someone said this when i beat them that had me laughing so hard:

"Oh, a babality, huh? You babalitied me? Well, i know that sh8t aint easy."
*rematch pending*
"Get off my line, get the f8ck off my line. Thats right."
 
Sage Leviathan

Sage Leviathan

I'm platinum mad!
Hot off the press is some of the best hatemail ive ever been sent.

*I win with Sonya, mostly do rings*
"NIGGA YOUS IS A MUTHAFUCKING BUTTON PUSSY SPAMMIN ASS BITCH MAID [ban incoming] FUCK NIGGA That dont know--that doednt even need to play this game muthafucka. Go back to Tekken you fuckin reject piece o shit. Yea, i bet you were adopted too you lil fuck.

"You ever heard of Pandoras Box? You ever heard of Pandoras box?! Well nigga thats what the fuck you done opened, and guess what you opened into? A BIG FUCKING SHITSTORM. A MUTHAFUCKIN SHIT TIDAL WAVE. A TIDAL WAVE FULL FUCKIN MUTHAFUCKIN MINURE YA MUTHAFUCKIN [ban incoming]. Imonna do it all day!"

Me: So, you own a box of minure?

"Nigga, you ever seen the Perfect Storm? You ever seen Tom Hanks in that shit? Well this has nothin to do with you fuckin suckin and gettin on my fuckin nerves, always pressing fuckin same fuckin buttons, you fuckin failure at this fuckin game you fuckin piece of fuckin...fuckin...FUCK.

"Nigga, you aint got auto-correct? You dont have no damn smart phone to teach you no damn English? You been spreadin muthafuckin minure. If you gonna try to get at somebody learn to get at em muthafucka, get some muthafuckin education...and learn how to play this game muthafucka!"

Me: Your vocabulary is priceless. Im posting this to TYM haha! Also, Perfect Storm was a good movie.

"Well i KNOW Perfect Storm was a good movie, thats why the fuck i used it in a insult stupid! I love Tom Hanks, worship Tom Hanks, i dont like YOU. Go fuck yaself, go fuck ya momma, and fuck who birthed ya son. I dont even know if it was yo momma, coulda been ya daddy, idk, you is on some weird shit."
 
Squeaker101

Squeaker101

Show me what you can do
Sage Leviathan said:
Hot off the press is some of the best hatemail ive ever been sent.

*I win with Sonya, mostly do rings*
"NIGGA YOUS IS A MUTHAFUCKING BUTTON PUSSY SPAMMIN ASS BITCH MAID [ban incoming] FUCK NIGGA That dont know--that doednt even need to play this game muthafucka. Go back to Tekken you fuckin reject piece o shit. Yea, i bet you were adopted too you lil fuck.

"You ever heard of Pandoras Box? You ever heard of Pandoras box?! Well nigga thats what the fuck you done opened, and guess what you opened into? A BIG FUCKING SHITSTORM. A MUTHAFUCKIN SHIT TIDAL WAVE. A TIDAL WAVE FULL FUCKIN MUTHAFUCKIN MINURE YA MUTHAFUCKIN [ban incoming]. Imonna do it all day!"

Me: So, you own a box of minure?

"Nigga, you ever seen the Perfect Storm? You ever seen Tom Hanks in that shit? Well this has nothin to do with you fuckin suckin and gettin on my fuckin nerves, always pressing fuckin same fuckin buttons, you fuckin failure at this fuckin game you fuckin piece of fuckin...fuckin...FUCK.

"Nigga, you aint got auto-correct? You dont have no damn smart phone to teach you no damn English? You been spreadin muthafuckin minure. If you gonna try to get at somebody learn to get at em muthafucka, get some muthafuckin education...and learn how to play this game muthafucka!"

Me: Your vocabulary is priceless. Im posting this to TYM haha! Also, Perfect Storm was a good movie.

"Well i KNOW Perfect Storm was a good movie, thats why the fuck i used it in a insult stupid! I love Tom Hanks, worship Tom Hanks, i dont like YOU. Go fuck yaself, go fuck ya momma, and fuck who birthed ya son. I dont even know if it was yo momma, coulda been ya daddy, idk, you is on some weird shit."
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LOL. I wish I could come up with insults involving Tom Hanks.

I got one recently actually, though it isn't really funny, just ironic.

It was a zoning Noob, who I guess is somewhat new to the game. Anyways, he hid his cursor and picked Noob, I picked Liu. He wasn't very good at zoning, he only threw Noob's Overhead projectile and an occasional X-Ray, so I got away with jumping over all his projectiles the first round. The second round I decided "Why not try out-zone him?" So I did nothing but high fireball and made his life hell. He didn't try jumping, ducking, or even teleporting until more than 50% of his life was gone. "FINISH HIM!" Appears on the screen and I babality him, he doesn't pull until around the very last moment.

He then sends "would you like eggs with that spam?"

I reply "I'll have what you're having."
 
Eh SnOwY

Eh SnOwY

PC FGC
DJ L Toro

DJ L Toro

Champion
my friends were on my account in tekken and they were playing mokujin (random character every round) and day 1 heihachi lost 3-2 in all close games to this one dude in ranked, he was like "you really suck at this game"
i tell them to make a room and challenge the dude with their mains (armor king/jaycee), and after 3 3-0 victories with 4 total perfects they send the lyrics to this song
 
Axel_Redd

Axel_Redd

Vampire Jesus....he wants YOUR blood now!!
DJ L Toro said:
my friends were on my account in tekken and they were playing mokujin (random character every round) and day 1 heihachi lost 3-2 in all close games to this one dude in ranked, he was like "you really suck at this game"
i tell them to make a room and challenge the dude with their mains (armor king/jaycee), and after 3 3-0 victories with 4 total perfects they send the lyrics to this song
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lol wtf. xD

my favorite is when they call you a "combo spammer" o:
 
GLoRToR

GLoRToR

Positive Poster!
I won with Jade top 5 hatemail.
5. "Stop spamming that green thing!!" (Sindel player)
4. "OMG U [ban incoming] DO YOU EVER ATTACK??" (Cage player)
3. "ALL U DO IS BLOCK" (Scorpion player)
2. "LOL SPAMMER" (Kung Lao player after getting uppercutted out of teleport a 10th time too)
1. "Listen bud, you suck. Your cheap ass doesn't understand how fighting games work. Stop walking backwards."

I lose with Jade top 5 excuses not to rematch.
5. "You flee" (Cage that failed to get in and had to lagtac me.)
4. "You spam boomerangs" (Reptile that failed to dash-rape me and sucked at zoning or getting in.)
3. "You spam combos" (Random scrub thinking that crouch blocking is how you win.)
2. "Boring." (Scorpion player that won first and third round by the Pixel, admittedly I fucked up BAD.)
1. "SPAMMER" (Noob saibot that lag tacced me with shadows and teleport, while I was trying to flash through and punish properly.)

Top 5 Channel Kiddie talk.
5. I'M THE BEST THERE IS (47 wins /319 losses. He probably had a reality problem.)
4. YOU ARE ALL SPAMMERS
4. YOU ARE ALL SPAMMERS
4. YOU ARE ALL SPAMMERS
4. YOU ARE ALL SPAMMERS
4. YOU ARE ALL SPAMMERS
4. YOU ARE ALL SPAMMERS
4. YOU ARE ALL SPAMMERS
4. YOU ARE ALL SPAMMERS
4. YOU ARE ALL SPAMMERS
4. YOU ARE ALL SPAMMERS
4. YOU ARE ALL SPAMMERS (Didn't want to ctrl+c any more, you get the picture.)
3. 1v1 no gay (Homophobe fighter. Not sure what went up his ass...)
2. CHECK MY YOUTUBE I'M A PRO PLAYER ONLY SICK MOVES (I checked it. He can do a 35% combo with Scorpion. Very pro.)
1. I'm sick of all you spammers all you do is the same combo. (How about you learn just one combo, buddy? Instead of crouch blocking, yo.)
 
Axel_Redd

Axel_Redd

Vampire Jesus....he wants YOUR blood now!!
GLoRToR said:
I won with Jade top 5 hatemail.
5. "Stop spamming that green thing!!" (Sindel player)
4. "OMG U [ban incoming] DO YOU EVER ATTACK??" (Cage player)
3. "ALL U DO IS BLOCK" (Scorpion player)
2. "LOL SPAMMER" (Kung Lao player after getting uppercutted out of teleport a 10th time too)
1. "Listen bud, you suck. Your cheap ass doesn't understand how fighting games work. Stop walking backwards."

I lose with Jade top 5 excuses not to rematch.
5. "You flee" (Cage that failed to get in and had to lagtac me.)
4. "You spam boomerangs" (Reptile that failed to dash-rape me and sucked at zoning or getting in.)
3. "You spam combos" (Random scrub thinking that crouch blocking is how you win.)
2. "Boring." (Scorpion player that won first and third round by the Pixel, admittedly I fucked up BAD.)
1. "SPAMMER" (Noob saibot that lag tacced me with shadows and teleport, while I was trying to flash through and punish properly.)

Top 5 Channel Kiddie talk.
5. I'M THE BEST THERE IS (47 wins /319 losses. He probably had a reality problem.)
4. YOU ARE ALL SPAMMERS
4. YOU ARE ALL SPAMMERS
4. YOU ARE ALL SPAMMERS
4. YOU ARE ALL SPAMMERS
4. YOU ARE ALL SPAMMERS
4. YOU ARE ALL SPAMMERS
4. YOU ARE ALL SPAMMERS
4. YOU ARE ALL SPAMMERS
4. YOU ARE ALL SPAMMERS
4. YOU ARE ALL SPAMMERS
4. YOU ARE ALL SPAMMERS (Didn't want to ctrl+c any more, you get the picture.)
3. 1v1 no gay (Homophobe fighter. Not sure what went up his ass...)
2. CHECK MY YOUTUBE I'M A PRO PLAYER ONLY SICK MOVES (I checked it. He can do a 35% combo with Scorpion. Very pro.)
1. I'm sick of all you spammers all you do is the same combo. (How about you learn just one combo, buddy? Instead of crouch blocking, yo.)
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lmao
 
Miss Kanzuki

Miss Kanzuki

*KANZUKI GOON SQUAD*
"lmfao only queers use kung lao" (They used Sektor)

So I replied, "ok bitch next time I'll use Baraka then you'll have no excuse about losing"

So then they picked Reptile for the next fight (-__-)
Won again & they didn't say shit after that...Damned if you do, damned if you don't. Go high-tier, you're cheap,..Then use low tier and had I lost, I'd be called garbage.
 
Axel_Redd

Axel_Redd

Vampire Jesus....he wants YOUR blood now!!
Tan said:
"lmfao only queers use kung lao" (They used Sektor)

So I replied, "ok bitch next time I'll use Baraka then you'll have no excuse about losing"

So then they picked Reptile for the next fight (-__-)
Won again & they didn't say shit after that...Damned if you do, damned if you don't. Go high-tier, you're cheap,..Then use low tier and had I lost, I'd be called garbage.
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shoulda used Kano o:
 
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Gh0sty

Gh0sty

ばかみたいに無料
This has got to be the greatest sequence of hate mails I've received EVAR.

So I get challenged by this scrub and mid way through my combo that's going to kill him, he pulls. Whenever this happens I always post in the lobby the phrase "you don't improve by quitting". A fairly helpful, if not tongue-in-cheek response to rage quitters. This is the response I got.

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...so I send him back my usual retort.

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...and I get this back.

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Now this is starting to get interesting, so I decide to take the bait and play along.

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And spoken like a true mental health professional, he sends me this

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It's exchanges like these that make playing random scrubs worth it. ;)




Sent from my jailbroken iPhone using a pirated copy of Tapatalk
 
fr stack

fr stack

Noob's saibot or noob saibot's?
i had this ''really'' black guy go apeshit at me on voicemail , for usin noob saibot , i couldnt get d smile off my face for ages :D
 
Axel_Redd

Axel_Redd

Vampire Jesus....he wants YOUR blood now!!
fr stack said:
i had this ''really'' black guy go apeshit at me on voicemail , for usin noob saibot , i couldnt get d smile off my face for ages :D
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lol, that reminds me, i used the voice changer an pretended to be "black" on a few fights xD.
 
Rampage254

Rampage254

Ayy Lmao
I get hatemail, even when I lose. #Kappa

I lost to cross over, jump kicks into air throw, and upball, and he refused to rematch me.

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