Funniest "hatemail" received

[Axel_Redd]

I get hatemail, even when I lose. #Kappa

I lost to cross over, jump kicks into air throw, and upball, and he refused to rematch me.

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howd u lose to that? o-0

 

[Rampage254]

howd u lose to that? o-0

Cause I'm not a good player.

 

[Axel_Redd]

Cause I'm not a good player.

well u seem decent enough to not lose....to THAT lmao.

 

[Rampage254]

well u seem decent enough to not lose....to THAT lmao.

I lose to a lot of simple things.

 

[Axel_Redd]

I lose to a lot of simple things.

in that case i challenge u to get past me spamming d4 with mileena the entire match

 

[Rampage254]

in that case i challenge u to get past me spamming d4 with mileena the entire match

I'll lose to that too.

 

[Axel_Redd]

I'll lose to that too.

Well....Sounds too me like u need some more *Waves magic wand creating sparkly magic stuff* "COMBO MAGIC"

it'll start the match with opponent already in one of your Combo Fuck Magic Pussy Practice Combos .

 

[Hobozzzx]

Not hatemail per say, but I was playing MK Vita the other day with my Cyrax against a guys Scorpion. After I crap on him the first round he starts screaming through the mic about how he was new and I should go easy on him even though he insisted on ONLY doing 1,1,1,spear and uppercuts. After I won (with a 90% reset ) he started screaming in the mic calling me a [ban incoming] and a no life then rage quit lmao.

 

[Invincibeast]

"You have too much armor bitch!" ... he was Kenshi.... I was Rain

 

[Jivan Karapetian]

Important context to this hatemail: I play as Jax, my opponent plays as Johnny Cage (the most Caucasian, Aryan character in the game). I lose, he teabags and fatalities me.

...After which he messages me saying WHITE POWER.

 

[Flagg]

Man I get salty at this game, I even rage quit at times, but that's cause im more upset at my own stupid mistakes. However I never send hate mail, I have occasionally retaliated to hate mailor sent cheeky ones like "Kano>>Kabal".

Anyway, busted out Quan Chi last night, played some online Lao who was doing what all online KL's do, jump everywhere and convert into either a divekick or teleport 3. Down to my last pixel, my last bar, cornered him, killed him with rune trap.

"Wow, finished me with rune trap? Can you say scrub"

The morale of the story is I can say many things that sound like scrub. Im glad he's got the interests of my english vocabulary in mind.

 

[EGP Wonder_Chef]

Important context to this hatemail: I play as Jax, my opponent plays as Johnny Cage (the most Caucasian, Aryan character in the game). I lose, he teabags and fatalities me.

...After which he messages me saying WHITE POWER.

You should have just told him:

"Quan Chi is whiter."

 

[Element_]

my favourites are *combo spammer* and *you block too much*...hella funny

 

[Treadmill]

Hot off the press is some of the best hatemail ive ever been sent.

Spoiler

*I win with Sonya, mostly do rings*

Spoiler

"NIGGA YOUS IS A MUTHAFUCKING BUTTON PUSSY SPAMMIN ASS BITCH MAID [ban incoming] FUCK NIGGA That dont know--that doednt even need to play this game muthafucka. Go back to Tekken you fuckin reject piece o shit. Yea, i bet you were adopted too you lil fuck.

"You ever heard of Pandoras Box? You ever heard of Pandoras box?! Well nigga thats what the fuck you done opened, and guess what you opened into? A BIG FUCKING SHITSTORM. A MUTHAFUCKIN SHIT TIDAL WAVE. A TIDAL WAVE FULL FUCKIN MUTHAFUCKIN MINURE YA MUTHAFUCKIN [ban incoming]. Imonna do it all day!"

Me: So, you own a box of minure?

"Nigga, you ever seen the Perfect Storm? You ever seen Tom Hanks in that shit? Well this has nothin to do with you fuckin suckin and gettin on my fuckin nerves, always pressing fuckin same fuckin buttons, you fuckin failure at this fuckin game you fuckin piece of fuckin...fuckin...FUCK.

"Nigga, you aint got auto-correct? You dont have no damn smart phone to teach you no damn English? You been spreadin muthafuckin minure. If you gonna try to get at somebody learn to get at em muthafucka, get some muthafuckin education...and learn how to play this game muthafucka!"

Me: Your vocabulary is priceless. Im posting this to TYM haha! Also, Perfect Storm was a good movie.

"Well i KNOW Perfect Storm was a good movie, thats why the fuck i used it in a insult stupid! I love Tom Hanks, worship Tom Hanks, i dont like YOU. Go fuck yaself, go fuck ya momma, and fuck who birthed ya son. I dont even know if it was yo momma, coulda been ya daddy, idk, you is on some weird shit."

Holy shit this is gold! I know perfect storm is a good movie!

#IamMuffinMuggers

 

[Invincibeast]

*you block too much*

I get this one all the time

 

[MKF30]

People recently past month or week who get mad when I beat them send me this:

-you block too much

-you jump too much, you cross up too much

-you spam fireballs, missles etc

-We may F*#k our sisters but it's still pussy

I get this one all the time

lol I've gotten that myself, not sure what's more retarded. People who complain about jumping or blocking...

 

[Invincibeast]

not sure what's more retarded. People who complain about jumping or blocking...

I personally thinking the ones who complain about blocking...its like they just expect me to stand there chin out and let them punch me in the face lol

 

[Gh0sty]

Hot off the press is some of the best hatemail ive ever been sent.

Spoiler

*I win with Sonya, mostly do rings*

Spoiler

"NIGGA YOUS IS A MUTHAFUCKING BUTTON PUSSY SPAMMIN ASS BITCH MAID [ban incoming] FUCK NIGGA That dont know--that doednt even need to play this game muthafucka. Go back to Tekken you fuckin reject piece o shit. Yea, i bet you were adopted too you lil fuck.

"You ever heard of Pandoras Box? You ever heard of Pandoras box?! Well nigga thats what the fuck you done opened, and guess what you opened into? A BIG FUCKING SHITSTORM. A MUTHAFUCKIN SHIT TIDAL WAVE. A TIDAL WAVE FULL FUCKIN MUTHAFUCKIN MINURE YA MUTHAFUCKIN [ban incoming]. Imonna do it all day!"

Me: So, you own a box of minure?

"Nigga, you ever seen the Perfect Storm? You ever seen Tom Hanks in that shit? Well this has nothin to do with you fuckin suckin and gettin on my fuckin nerves, always pressing fuckin same fuckin buttons, you fuckin failure at this fuckin game you fuckin piece of fuckin...fuckin...FUCK.

"Nigga, you aint got auto-correct? You dont have no damn smart phone to teach you no damn English? You been spreadin muthafuckin minure. If you gonna try to get at somebody learn to get at em muthafucka, get some muthafuckin education...and learn how to play this game muthafucka!"

Me: Your vocabulary is priceless. Im posting this to TYM haha! Also, Perfect Storm was a good movie.

"Well i KNOW Perfect Storm was a good movie, thats why the fuck i used it in a insult stupid! I love Tom Hanks, worship Tom Hanks, i dont like YOU. Go fuck yaself, go fuck ya momma, and fuck who birthed ya son. I dont even know if it was yo momma, coulda been ya daddy, idk, you is on some weird shit."

SwiftTomHanks

I love Tom hanks, worship Tom hanks


Sent from my jailbroken iPhone using a pirated copy of Tapatalk

 

[Axel_Redd]

Important context to this hatemail: I play as Jax, my opponent plays as Johnny Cage (the most Caucasian, Aryan character in the game). I lose, he teabags and fatalities me.

...After which he messages me saying WHITE POWER.

he shoulda been playin stryker ;D

 

[xInfra Deadx]

Hot off the press is some of the best hatemail ive ever been sent.

Spoiler

*I win with Sonya, mostly do rings*

Spoiler

"NIGGA YOUS IS A MUTHAFUCKING BUTTON PUSSY SPAMMIN ASS BITCH MAID [ban incoming] FUCK NIGGA That dont know--that doednt even need to play this game muthafucka. Go back to Tekken you fuckin reject piece o shit. Yea, i bet you were adopted too you lil fuck.

"You ever heard of Pandoras Box? You ever heard of Pandoras box?! Well nigga thats what the fuck you done opened, and guess what you opened into? A BIG FUCKING SHITSTORM. A MUTHAFUCKIN SHIT TIDAL WAVE. A TIDAL WAVE FULL FUCKIN MUTHAFUCKIN MINURE YA MUTHAFUCKIN [ban incoming]. Imonna do it all day!"

Me: So, you own a box of minure?

"Nigga, you ever seen the Perfect Storm? You ever seen Tom Hanks in that shit? Well this has nothin to do with you fuckin suckin and gettin on my fuckin nerves, always pressing fuckin same fuckin buttons, you fuckin failure at this fuckin game you fuckin piece of fuckin...fuckin...FUCK.

"Nigga, you aint got auto-correct? You dont have no damn smart phone to teach you no damn English? You been spreadin muthafuckin minure. If you gonna try to get at somebody learn to get at em muthafucka, get some muthafuckin education...and learn how to play this game muthafucka!"

Me: Your vocabulary is priceless. Im posting this to TYM haha! Also, Perfect Storm was a good movie.

"Well i KNOW Perfect Storm was a good movie, thats why the fuck i used it in a insult stupid! I love Tom Hanks, worship Tom Hanks, i dont like YOU. Go fuck yaself, go fuck ya momma, and fuck who birthed ya son. I dont even know if it was yo momma, coulda been ya daddy, idk, you is on some weird shit."

You do know Tom Hanks wasn't in The Perfect Storm...

 

[GLoRToR]

doing what all online KL's do, jump everywhere and convert into either a divekick or teleport 3.

That teleport 3 shit's not punishable online if there is just a bit of lag.
I recently got raped by a scrub doing that, simply because there was so much lag that I couldn't even glow on point, or wake up flash.

 

[Miss Kanzuki]

YOU SUCKED DICK FOR BUS FARE, THEN YOU WALKED HOME.

Greatest insult I've ever received in Mortal Kombat.

omg i'm in pain laughing at this!!!

 

[MKF30]

wow lol that one about bus change, lol. hilarious

I personally thinking the ones who complain about blocking...its like they just expect me to stand there chin out and let them punch me in the face lol

yeah guess it depends lol but yeah i agree, anyone who complains about either is dumb. Both are a key element to this game, lol its like what's next you know? "dont move, dont do combos" lol i actually did have one douche named professorxj[ something like this uses kano and did nothing but knives and up balls(safe no less) with a bad connection. he lost to my sektor so he sends me hatemail saying "u fucking suck, you do combos real honorable wins is spamming" lol so according to this guy,only way to win fairly is by spamming moves over and over. it's funny how people make up their own rules in their head lol.

 

[Vagrant]

3. 1v1 no gay (Homophobe fighter. Not sure what went up his ass...)

This was priceless!

 

[Axel_Redd]

wow lol that one about bus change, lol. hilarious



yeah guess it depends lol but yeah i agree, anyone who complains about either is dumb. Both are a key element to this game, lol its like what's next you know? "dont move, dont do combos" lol i actually did have one douche named professorxj[ something like this uses kano and did nothing but knives and up balls(safe no less) with a bad connection. he lost to my sektor so he sends me hatemail saying "u fucking suck, you do combos real honorable wins is spamming" lol so according to this guy,only way to win fairly is by spamming moves over and over. it's funny how people make up their own rules in their head lol.

but those are the best kinds of rules D: