Oh this was the laugh I needed.
Also, you could take all those hypotheticallys and bend them around the Champ/Jaxel argument, for sure. People will find a thousand ways to turn that argument into a what if/what about circle jerk to avoid being wrong. Or in this case, realize it is THEY who have been a naughty little girl.
That's one of the only things about the Trump years that I'm grateful for: for people with common sense and decency, it's made the line between human and trash more easy to define and choose a side on than it's ever been. I see all the people gathered at this Tulsa rally and I don't even worry about four more years of it anymore; I wonder how those people are going to explain being a part of it to the rest of the civilized world when it's over and he gets buried alive by the charges the SDNY and FBI have waiting for him. Joe Biden is a creepy old man in his own right, but he is nowhere near the stratosphere of what we're seeing now. Not even close. And he's already starting to insulate himself and his administration with capable people who will make it less scary for him to be in office.
Time is coming to smother all that hateful racist, sexist, creepy, Shapiro Trump grab 'em by the feet and hold dominion over the women bullshit wherever we find it.