Corrupt a wish!

[HellblazerHawkman]

granted, but they were so good that you desperately wait for a continuation your whole life but it never happens.

i wish my flat would be cleaned but i dont have to do it myself.

Granted, you get a Roomba who gets passive aggressive with you when you get home late.

I wish I had Superman's powers

 

[OG Mannimal]

Granted, you get a Roomba who gets passive aggressive with you when you get home late.

I wish I had Superman's powers

Granted, but you must keep one ounce of kryptonite on you at all times, rendering your powers useless.

I wish Halo: MCC was out already

 

[Qwark28]

Granted, but you must keep one ounce of kryptonite on you at all times, rendering your powers useless.

I wish Halo: MCC was out already

Granted, but you will hate everything about it.

I wish I had 10 sex slaves.

 

[kabelfritz]

Granted, but you will hate everything about it.

I wish I had 10 sex slaves.

granted. None of them will be human though

i wish my favourite football club would become national champions

 

[Qwark28]

granted. None of them will be human though

i wish my favourite football club would become national champions

How is that a bad thing?

Give me those Twi'Leks

 

[kabelfritz]

How is that a bad thing?

Give me those Twi'Leks

also not humanoid

 

[pherleece]

granted. None of them will be human though

i wish my favourite football club would become national champions

Granted but they will never win another game ever again.

I wish I could live forever

 

[kabelfritz]

Granted but they will never win another game ever again.

I wish I could live forever

granted but obviously your life will be a torture

i wish id find all grey shoes

 

[HellblazerHawkman]

granted but obviously your life will be a torture

i wish id find all grey shoes

Granted, but you get stuck in a dimension of nothing but grey shoes

I wish this wish wouldn't get corrupted

 

[Prinz]

Granted but they will never win another game ever again.

I wish I could live forever

Granted. You are now a mindless flat worm.

Anyone seen Wishmaster?

 

[Qwark28]

Granted. You are now a mindless flat worm.

Anyone seen Wishmaster?

Lol, did you have trouble comprehending the rules of this game?

 

[Prinz]

Lol, did you have trouble comprehending the rules of this game?

No.

 

[Amplified$hotz]

No.

You didn't make a Wish

 

[The Great One]

Granted, but you get stuck in a dimension of nothing but grey shoes

I wish this wish wouldn't get corrupted

Granted but no fuck you

I wish that I became sick and have the worst life ever

 

[Invincibeast]

Granted but no fuck you

I wish that I became sick and have the worst life ever

Granted! And to save you from this life you die in a horrible plane crash two days after diagnosis.

I wish that I could run at supersonic speeds without having to worry about self injury.

 

[Tony at Home]

Needs more "Monkey Paw"

That is, you don't give them something bad in addition to their wish- you just make their wish something bad.

Example:

Granted! And to save you from this life you die in a horrible plane crash two days after diagnosis.

I wish that I could run at supersonic speeds without having to worry about self injury.

Granted... but based on the Special Principle of Relativity, whenever you run, people around you age quicker in relation to you due to time difference. You're girlfriend is now 80 years old.

 

[AK Black Preon]

Needs more "Monkey Paw"

That is, you don't give them something bad in addition to their wish- you just make their wish something bad.

Example:



Granted... but based on the Special Principle of Relativity, whenever you run, people around you age quicker in relation to you due to time difference. You're girlfriend is now 80 years old.

I wish @LtLuthor would've made a damn wish in his post.

 

[Johnny Based Cage]

I think he doesn't care and would marry her anyway.

Yes. Due to the fact that I set myself up for it. I could of said something completely different.

Joke
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Your heads

 

[Youphemism]

I wish @LtLuthor would've made a damn wish in his post.

Granted, but by doing so his wish actually comes true and it not only causes TYM to go down permanently but destroys the entire internet. His wish, for 1,008 virgins, gets granted but all the virgins are 93 years old.

I wish my mind didn't come up with twisted shit like that^ lol

 

[Billy Dha Kid]

Granted, but by doing so his wish actually comes true and it not only causes TYM to go down permanently but destroys the entire internet. His wish, for 1,008 virgins, gets granted but all the virgins are 93 years old.

I wish my mind didn't come up with twisted shit like that^ lol

Granted, but your mind will only think of the number 22.5 for the rest of your life

 

[Gesture Required Ahead]

Granted, all your mind can come up with is Solomon Grundy Flesh Pits.

I wish for lag to be non-existant

 

[AK Black Preon]

Granted, all your mind can come up with is Solomon Grundy Flesh Pits.

I wish for lag to be non-existant

Granted! But now with this new advance in technology games cost 120$ a pop before DLC.

I wish TYM could always be this enjoyable.

 

[Billy Dha Kid]

Granted! But now with this new advance in technology games cost 120$ a pop before DLC.

I wish TYM could always be this enjoyable.

Granted, but if you say one thing out of line you will be i.p banned for life

I wish Tyrant would win WCW

 

[Notez4]

Awesome this thing is still going.

Granted, but if you say one thing out of line you will be i.p banned for life

I wish Tyrant would win WCW

Granted! He wins WCW Buy default after all of his opponents Mysteriously died in there hotel rooms.
I wish we all lived in the pokemon world

 

[True Grave]

Joke
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Your heads

I know. Internet is never personal.