Corrupt a wish!

[Pterodactyl]

Granted, but they now require meter and involve a double reverse dragon punch motion.
I wish Inafune owned the rights to Megaman instead of Capcom.

Granted, but Inafune decides to not make any Megaman games anyway.


I wish I was a lesbian.

 

[Pan1cMode]

Granted, but Inafune decides to not make any Megaman games anyway.


I wish I was a lesbian.

Granted but now you have 0 interest in men and no females will find you attractive.

I wish I had a house of my own.

 

[Notez4]

Granted but now you have 0 interest in men and no females will find you attractive.

I wish I had a house of my own.

Granted! You have a 2 bedroom and now all of your family needs a place to stay and you are the only one available

I wish i could teleport anywhere.

 

[Youphemism]

Granted but now you have 0 interest in men and no females will find you attractive.

I wish I had a house of my own.

Granted, but you have to hold one of the beams in your house up for seven hours at a time to stop it from falling, wait three hours and repeat.

I wish I could find someone perfect that loves me too

 

[Youphemism]

Granted! You have a 2 bedroom and now all of your family needs a place to stay and you are the only one available

I wish i could teleport anywhere.

Granted, but you lose a limb every time you teleport

I wish I could play MKX right now...

 

[Pan1cMode]

I wish I could find someone perfect that loves me too

Granted but the minute either of you realises you are in love both of you die instantly.

I wish I could play MKX right now...

Granted, but you cannot play it after it's released.

I wish I had a better computer.

 

[Notez4]

Granted but the minute either of you realises you are in love both of you die instantly.


Granted, but you cannot play it after it's released.

I wish I had a better computer.

Granted! but its so Advanced in technology that you lack the intellect to use it.
I wish i didnt have to pay rent

 

[Gesture Required Ahead]

Wow for a second I thought I was browsing the AoA forums.

Granted, you get kicked out.

I wish MKX doesn't fuck up the whole exclusive thing

 

[Johnny Based Cage]

I may never be able to think of her the same after that, but I had it coming lol.

You really think the best response to finding out Katy Perry has a dick is "I had it coming?"

 

[Youphemism]

Wow for a second I thought I was browsing the AoA forums.

Granted, you get kicked out.

I wish MKX doesn't fuck up the whole exclusive thing

Granted, Tremor is an exclusive instead

I wish my opinion was treated with as much respect as American offline players here on TYM.

 

[HellblazerHawkman]

Granted, Tremor is an exclusive instead

I wish my opinion was treated with as much respect as American offline players here on TYM.

Granted, but now nobody's opinion is respected and this breaks down into full on brawls at every major.

I wish I could be John Constantine

 

[True Grave]

You really think the best response to finding out Katy Perry has a dick is "I had it coming?"

Yes. Due to the fact that I set myself up for it. I could of said something completely different.

 

[Pterodactyl]

Granted, but now nobody's opinion is respected and this breaks down into full on brawls at every major.

I wish I could be John Constantine

Granted, you're a guy who happens to be named John Constantine. He's homeless and into animals.


I wish I was dating your mom.

 

[Billy Dha Kid]

Granted, you're a guy who happens to be named John Constantine. He's homeless and into animals.


I wish I was dating your mom.

Granted, my mother broke up with you and caused you to cut yourself

I wish Grab immunity was not in Injustice

 

[BlackViper415]

Granted, but they do this by removing grabs altogether.

I wish that Mr. Rogers was a playable character in MKX.

 

[The Great One]

Granted, but they do this by removing grabs altogether.

I wish that Mr. Rogers was a playable character in MKX.

Granted. But he's an alternate universe raging racist pedofile Mr Rogers.

I wish I could learn japenese

 

[Billy Dha Kid]

Granted. But he's an alternate universe raging racist pedofile Mr Rogers.

I wish I could learn japenese

Granted, you learn it while being captured by Japanese terrorists

I wish @OG Mannimal was not so free

 

[Alien Substance]

I wish I could fly unassisted by technology.

Granted.
You grow large bat-like wings. All your fellow humans become jelly when they see you flying around!
At least you'll have all you need for toast and stuff. You like raspberry flavor jelly?

I wish for peace on earth.

Granted.
Human females are now infertile and males face mass sterilization. Once the last human dies, there will be peace on Earth until the sun goes out.
All animals give their thanks to you for bringing peace to Earth! ^ - ^

I wish @OG Mannimal was not so free

Granted.
OG Mannimal is now the best fighting game player in the world and has surpassed everyone before him. His seed will be wanted by many, and he will leave a great bloodline of professional fighting game players for many generations.
He will also dodge you for the rest of his life because he doesn't want to pwn you and hurt your feelings, and also hates sandbagging.

I wish TYM did not require advertisements for revenue to remain online.

 

[Prinz]

You really think the best response to finding out Katy Perry has a dick is "I had it coming?"

I think he doesn't care and would marry her anyway.

 

[Pan1cMode]

Granted.
You grow large bat-like wings. All your fellow humans become jelly when they see you flying around!
At least you'll have all you need for toast and stuff. You like raspberry flavor jelly?
Granted.
Human females are now infertile and males face mass sterilization. Once the last human dies, there will be peace on Earth until the sun dies.
All animals give their thanks to you for bringing peace to Earth! ^ - ^
Granted.
OG Mannimal is now the best fighting game player in the world and has surpassed everyone before him. His seed will be wanted by many, and he will leave a great bloodline of professional fighting game players for many generations.
He will also dodge you for the rest of his life because he doesn't want to pwn you and hurt your feelings.

I wish TYM did not require advertisements for revenue to remain online.

Do you mean jelly jelly? Or American jam jelly? If it's the former, totally ok with that. I can fly and free jelly? Win-win!

Your wish is granted, but you may no longer access TYM in any way shape or form. Nor can anyone show you anything posted on the site.

I wish I wasn't sick at the moment.

 

[Pterodactyl]

Granted, but you become sick later.


I wish I was never born.

 

[Pan1cMode]

Granted, but you become sick later.


I wish I was never born.

I've been sick for the past 2 months, I'm sick of being sick.

Granted but by not existing, history trigger a nuclear holocaust and it's your fault that the world dies.

I wish, I wish, I wish I could squish a fish dish.

 

[Pterodactyl]

I've been sick for the past 2 months, I'm sick of being sick.

Granted but by not existing, history trigger a nuclear holocaust and it's your fault that the world dies.

I wish, I wish, I wish for a fish dish.

Granted, but you never made a wish.


I wish I my sig was turned into a good 26 episode anime that only I could enjoy.

 

[kabelfritz]

Granted, but you never made a wish.


I wish I my sig was turned into a good 26 episode anime that only I could enjoy.

granted, but they were so good that you desperately wait for a continuation your whole life but it never happens.

i wish my flat would be cleaned but i dont have to do it myself.

 

[Prinz]

Granted, but you become sick later.


I wish I was never born.

Granted. You don't get born, you get grown artificially.