Got two voice ragemails and some texts from a guy named ID Pandabot, and I was finally able to capture them. I normally play with no sound so I didn't even realize he had a mic plugged in until after the fact. We went 3 rounds with him as deathstroke and me as Green arrow. I would have won all 3 but during one of them I mistimed the B3 at the end of the super reset and I ate a wakeup for my mistake. So he quits and sends me this:
https://soundcloud.com/eric-barbour-1/id-pandabot-message1
I rejoin and he picks Catwoman and I completely destroy him with arrow. So I hit rematch and he tells me he will wait me out all day long and he will not hit rematch. I laugh and hit quit and he sends me this message:
"Fuckin no talent laggy [ban incoming], ur an absolute joke n u know it...no way ne of that garbage works on lan..hows it feel knowin u win matches cause of ur shit internet?"
Then he sends another one that just says:
"[ban incoming]"
So I sent him a voice message where I said GG, complimented his deathstroke, and let him know that I don't play with sound and so I'd missed all but the end of his tirade sadly.
Then he sends me this:
https://soundcloud.com/eric-barbour-1/id-pandabot-message2
For the record, I didn't really detect any lag in that fight, and I suspect that what he perceived as "lag" was actually the D1 arrow F2D13 frame trap I kept abusing in the fight.
Good times.