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Scheisse said:
Hanzo, you dirty fuckin cock sucker....
You play me from a fucking shopping mall wifi in Venezuela and think you are fuckin great cause you can lag spam your Kabal.

The screen literally stopped moving several times per round.
You talk a whole lot more than you play, I even read on the MKK site that you got manhandled by UMK Killer after you actually got a connection that works.

Kanfei told me that he was 3rd in your country in umk3 and I wipe the floor with him.

Sooooo..... where are all these other great players that you speak of?

The US has 0123948239084 times as many good players than any other country. You can pick up as many of your little buddies as you want for your little photo sessions but that doesn't mean that they can play the game. They probably just need food and shelter from the looks of them.
LMFAO :lol: I smell bull TRUTH!!!!!
 

Shaney

Mortal
rzp said:
NOTE: Im using RZP account to clarify sumething so ITS NOT RZP who is posting but MKK HANZO_HASASHI!

Sorry but I had to say this:

To Dreemer:

If he's played more US players now maybe he realizes that Lex isn't the only good MK player and his views have changed. That would be cool.
Sadly, my mind hasnt changed, in fact, every player that I play on the DS is weaker than the another, proving my point.

The only one and I mean it, the ONLY that has given me a run for my money is called:

CRAZY DOMINICAN

He is the only one who has win a set of fights against me. Im not saying that I never lose a fight. Yes I have lost some but its sad that NO ONE has ever won a set of fights against me.

Proof? I always have write down who I play and how we end, here is the rampage:

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

Hanzo vs MKF30:

First time I played online 21 to 11
Second set: 21 to 18

Hanzo vs Scheisse (ds nick: ????)
6 to 2
Very funny cause he labeled those matches as a "joke" cause of the lag, and I remember him and all out here: I dont play online, I ve NEVER played online and I still dont like to play it. He has played online since god knows when so, online excuses again (quoting Lex)

Hanzo vs LITHIUM:

First set: Man your Sonya s good but a bit predictable, your U Sub is definately better I was also surpised to see that you have played 5900 times!! . We ended up like:
Hanzo: 42 wins 30 Babalitys 3 Flawless, Lithium: 17 wins 8 Babalitys

Second Set: Thx to you my streak reached 32 and that night you only won 6 against 60+.

Hanzo vs NOT AGAIN: Well you re pretty good, actually your style is quite familiar...hummm... Pretty close matches, mostly random select wich I dont find fun lol.
Hanzo: 16 wins 2 babalitys, Not again: 12 wins

Hanzo vs HAXXXOR

Hanzo_H 21 wins + 1 flawless, Haxxxor 4 wins + 1 flawless


There was a second set against HAXXXOR but really dont remember how much we ended, of course I won. =)

Hanzo vs TXKAIBA

Hanzo 3 Kaiba 0 we had terrible lag and we decided not to go farther.

ALL THE OTHER GUYS THAT I VE PLAYED ARE JOKES, WINNIN AS MUCH AS ONE MATCH AND LEAVING IF I EVEN PUT MY CURSOR OVER KABAL . I ve played 70% of the list of gamers here listed except Moe, Shock, Dreemer, Konqrr, UMK Girl, UMKStatic and others.

ALL OF YOU ARE ADDED ON MY DS SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??

IM ALWAYS ONLINE AFTER 22 pm gmt 4:00.


Onto the Kabal Stuff:

LOL at ppl hating me or bitching that I only pick Kabal, that is PLAIN SCRUBNESS. Over Kabal me or do your best to destroy me! Stop crying!

Funny that all USA players I ve played have taken 533 Babalityes and uncountable flawless and Im over the 1000 wins now ... THX GUYS!

Now onto Crazy D:

This guy is a beast! At least online is the only one that shows that he knows what he is doing:

hanzo 11
Crazy 9

hanzo 17 + a double flawless + babality (same round) + 2 flawless (individual rounds) crazy d 14 wins + 4 flawless (individual rounds)

Crazy Dominican 44 + 4 flawless (individual)
Hanzo 37 wins + 2 flawless (individual) + 6 babality (individual)

Crazy Dominican 37 + 1 flawless
Hanzo_Hasashi 21 + 2 flawless (individuals) + 1 baby (alone)

Crazy Dominican 31 wins + 2 flawless
Hanzo_Hasashi 20 Wins + 1 baby + 1 Flawless

Crazy 27 + 1 baby
hanzo 21 + 1 baby + 1 flawless

Hanzo_H 24 wins + 3 Flawless + 3 Babys (all individuals)
Crazy Dominican 22 Wins + 1 DOUBLE FLAWLESS! + 3 flawless (individuals).


OK WHAT ALL THIS RANT MEAN?

IM BETTER than a lot of ppl here. So simple math:

Hanzo_Hasashi > 70% umk.com players.

Like it or not but is a fact.

Why do I care? Or who cares? By this:

If he's played more US players now maybe he realizes that Lex isn't the only good MK player and his views have changed. That would be cool.
Stop bulling with my name kid, you know why I left and it was cause I said the trhuth YOUR THRUT and no one liked it. Also LOTS of good ppl here are seeing "it" too so I know I was right.

Thruth hurts they say.

If these numbers offend, dont give a shit, may appear doubtful, or are untrustable, take a look at you (the readers) and ask yourselves WHY would I post lies.

And yes Im PROVING that Im better.

Ask CD if anyone have doubts on my skill and how is the lag with him before playing me, I dont want that "excuse".

Im tired of saying that I dont play online and still dont like them bit I give NO EXCUSES when I lose.

Why do I respect Lex when I dont even have played him?

Many MSN chats with him (very enjoyable) about UMK3 VERY HIGH level stuff, concepts, traps and shit is something I would wish to do more and that let you know when someone is skilled, not theory.

Same respect goes to Ded_ long time friend.

Again: 1976-8787-7750 - Hanzo_H (MKK Hanzo)

As USA takes online gaming very seriously plz do your best against me! Prove me wrong! LOL


AGAIN: Im using RZP account to clarify sumething so ITS NOT RZP who is posting but MKK HANZO_HASASHI!

Note: SORRY FOR THE RANT, DONT EXPECT ANOTHER POST OF ME HERE, GGs EVERYONE!
30 babies, god damn
 

rzpmkkteam

Kombatant
LOl so sad that some peoples here take so deep it the DS thing:p i don´t like too much the DS Conection it´s always like kailera (with lag).

First time i played was against Phoenix and i saw him doing all well even triying air combo thing that i can´t do because the lag, and if there are some peoples that can do this is just because they play many hours per days... so this called "serious play" so who don´t like to play for win?...
 
We do play to win, but Hanzo obviously is taken this WAY too seriously. And he's acting like our online DS play is us at our best. The DS blows and shouldnt be taken as nearly as seriously as you both are taking it.
 

rzpmkkteam

Kombatant
Scheisse said:
Hanzo, you dirty fuckin cock sucker....
You play me from a fucking shopping mall wifi in Venezuela and think you are fuckin great cause you can lag spam your Kabal.

The screen literally stopped moving several times per round.
You talk a whole lot more than you play, I even read on the MKK site that you got manhandled by UMK Killer after you actually got a connection that works.

Kanfei told me that he was 3rd in your country in umk3 and I wipe the floor with him.

Sooooo..... where are all these other great players that you speak of?

The US has 0123948239084 times as many good players than any other country. You can pick up as many of your little buddies as you want for your little photo sessions but that doesn't mean that they can play the game. They probably just need food and shelter from the looks of them.
Please tell me where it say that Kanfei is the 3rd place in Venezuela... and i´ll tell ya something...

But till now.. HE´S NOT EVEN INSIDE THE RANKING OF VENEZUELA

He´s not even top 15 so check out our ranking and see who´s the best in Venezuela or not
 

rzpmkkteam

Kombatant
I Could tell ya that im SAnta Clause... Would you beleave me?...

Kanfei is a great friend and a great fighter in UMK3 and the real life:p but he´s not the 3rd best in venezuela, so he lie to ya...!

the Reason?... I don´t Know why the fuck he do that, but the truth is that he´s not the 3rd best.

i invite you to read our page in the Raniing Section for more information

www.mkkompetitive.com.ve
 

rzpmkkteam

Kombatant
Blah Blah Blah

mkk 2006

RZP = 31

Hanzo_Hasashi = 29

Humberto = 20


Josther = 10
Alfredo = 11
Victor = 10
Shadowmaster = 8
Matutevil = 8
Reinaldo = 9
Ari = 7
Rommy = 6
Otto = 6
Homero = 4
Kanfei = 5
Yonni = 4
Jorman = 5
Ninja_Spektre = 4
Josue = 3
Henderson = 3
Raul = 2
Alexis = 2
Child = 1
Xeros = 1
Antonio = 1
Alberto = 1
[18:47:26] Yambee Metropolis dice:y aqui
[18:47:57] Yambee Metropolis dice:mkk 2007

Mortal Kombat Trilogy n64 (# Torneos 1):

1ero: Josther 6
2do: RZP 4
3ro: Shadowmaster 3
4to: matute 2
5to: Humberto 1
6to: Victor 1
7mo: Kanfei 1
8vo: hanzo_Hasashi 1
9no: Romell 1
10mo: Johnny 1

Mortal Kombat Trilogy n64 (RANBAT):

1ero: Hanzo_Hasashi 27
2do: RZP 26
3ro: Josther 25
4to: Reynaldo 14
5to: Matute 7
6to: Victor 7
7to: Alfredo 6
8vo: Shadowmaster 5
9no: Romell 4
10mo: Kanfei 3

UMK3 Arcade (# Torneos 2):

1ero: hanzo_Hasashi 12
2do: RZP 7
3ero :Humberto (Empate) 4
4to: Daniel Joiser (Empate) 4
5to: Matute 3
6to: Homero 2
7mo: Victor 2
8vo: Josther 2
9no: Ari 2
10mo: Alfredo 2

Mortal Kombat II (# torneos 1):

1ero: RZP 6
2do: Homero 4
3ro: Alfredo 3
4to: Edward 2
5to: Daniel Joiser 1
6to: Hanzo_Hasashi 1
7mo: Humberto 1
8vo: Rhonald 1
9no: Nelson 1
10mo: Matute 1

Tekken 5:

1ro: Daniel Phoenix 6
2do: Rhonald 4
3ro: Rafael 3
4to: Alexis Hip Hop 2
5to: Ho Chi Myong 1
6to: Lucky 7 1
7mo: Alfredo 1
8vo: Kaze 1
9no: Tyrax 1
10mo: Victor 1

Mario Kartt 64:

1ro: Humberto 49
2do; Eduardo 38
3ero: Victor: 31
4to: Nelio 24
5to: RZP 18
6to: Shadowmaster 13
7mo: Nelson 9
8vo: Reinaldo 4
9no: Richard 1

Where´s Kanfei? and why you always like to talk like that being racist? when i never talk like that to you? and even to all peoples here... i just like to talk about the game and not trying to be a asshole tellin´ things like that...
 

rzpmkkteam

Kombatant
so if you´re feeling like it what you bother with all this stuff? and "morph" into a another person when you know that my point is not to fight or being a racist or something?
 

Shock

Administrator
Administrator
Founder
O.G.
I generally laugh at name calling, but anyway, this is a tier list discussion, not a stupid shitty shitfest discussion.
 

rzpmkkteam

Kombatant
Ok, i don´t give a fuck to try to have a conversation with u... so... if you´re still being a asshole ok do it... i don´t need to bother with it i who said "gringo" was hanzo and not me... i always say "americans" or "usa" and not "gringo"

Shock: no problem i´ll shut my mouth about the fight with mister perfect... no problem but there are some others off topic so... :roll:

same as always you said something and everybody wants to eat you alive... so sad

I´ll be limited myself to just share things (videos, matches and others stuff) and not to talk with the Elder Gods here... if you say something there will be the same results: "venezuelans are fuckers and all that stuff"
 

Remz

https//:wavenet.remz.ca
Sonya

Hi guys,
I think that Sonya is fighting for Jax's 10th rank. She is pretty fast with a lot of options. Her combos are decent and very easy.
 
Sonya for the fucking Loss. I hate that bitch. If there's any character I hate playing the most, it's her. She's so bland, no cool powers, nothing. I hate her leg grab, I hate her hit boxes, I hate her.
 
Sonya for the fucking Loss. I hate that bitch. If there's any character I hate playing the most, it's her. She's so bland, no cool powers, nothing. I hate her leg grab, I hate her hit boxes, I hate her.
So much hate on a female....Das not cool! :p
I will dislike her for the lack of creativity (no great juggles).
 

DarkMoon

Kombatant
Yea something about a useless pallete swap with BOOMERANGS. Seriously who the hell thought it would be clever to give her Boomerangs. Oh and the magical powers to go invis against projectiles.