What the fuck did you just fucking say about this shitty game, you big cuddle muffin? I’ll have you know I failed miserably at my tier in Street Fighter, and I’ve been excluded from numerous secret tournaments at EVO, and I have over 300 confirmed losses. I am not well trained in Hadouken spamming, Footsies, and I’m the bottom charger in the entire character roster. You are everything to me bronze button masher. I will kindly wipe your ass with combos the likes of which has been seen before in this game, mark my kind words. You can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet. Just think, my bronze league hero. As we speak I'm contacting official agents across the USA and your tournament number is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Sunshine, grasshopper. The Sunshine that enhances the gigantic thing you call your life bar. You’re gonna get all the bitches, kid. I duck anywhere, anytime, and you can kill me with over seven hundred moves, and that’s just with your basic pokes. Not only do I extensively lack in unarmed combat, but I don't have access to any of the arsenal of the United States Air Force due to my altercation being bent over the table by Guile, you will use it to its full extent to wipe my bodacious booty off the face of the continent, you godlike NRS player. If only I could have known what unholy retribution your clever comment was about to bring down upon me, maybe I would have held my fucking tongue. But I couldn’t, I didn’t, and now I'm paying the price, you hunk of a man. I will Sparkle and sunshine all over you and you will bathe in it. You’re gonna get the bitches, big boy, and by that I mean me.
Please take this seriously. It's not a meme.
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