Hey look, I'm in the Off-topic forum...

[MKB]

Not to be a killjoy here, but please be careful with posting anything sexually oriented. We get a lot of revenue from Google and it is contingent on keeping the site free from pornography. We take it very seriously and will not hesitate to take action.

Lest I remind you of the CG Turtle dicks...

 

[TamedLizard]

Spoiler: TRIAL BY STONE!!

 

[STRYKIE]

edited by STORMS*

This wasn't a naked ninja turtle by any chance was it?

 

[Juggs]

I sometimes play in a poker league at this bar inside an arcade/bowling alley. And for some reason, everyone was just randomly talking to me today. Like, complete strangers were approaching me. I had a Dragon Ball Z/ Mortal Kombat shirt on, where Goku is Sub-Zero and Vegeta is Scorpion, people engaged me about that. I was vaping (vape nation breh) people approached me about that. Like literally this was happening all night. Even my friends were more talkative to me tonight.

I think it's because I shaved 90% of my beard, maybe I'm more approachable? Shit is annoying, growing it back out asap. Leave me alone, lmao.

Yo I forgot, even my ex was there and talking to me like I was her best friend. Seriously, the beard has saved me all this time. The face blanket was literally a shield!

 

[DC4-3]

Not to be a killjoy here, but please be careful with posting anything sexually oriented. We get a lot of revenue from Google and it is contingent on keeping the site free from pornography. We take it very seriously and will not hesitate to take action.

Lest I remind you of the CG Turtle dicks...

Is this acceptable?

 

[Juggs]

Is this acceptable?

Because your dick is 3 inches long and you used the wrong side of the ruler.

 

[MKB]

Because your dick is 3 inches long and you used the wrong side of the ruler.

Thanks Juggs, I just spit out my drink on my phone from laughing.
XD

 

[DC4-3]

Because your dick is 3 inches long and you used the wrong side of the ruler.

I was actually looking for that with the same pic, but they all have dumb shit added to the bottom of it like a bunch of emojis.

 

[Juggs]

I was actually looking for that with the same pic, but they all have dumb shit added to the bottom of it like a bunch of emojis.

Wait that's part of the meme too? Damn... genuinely just made it up. FeelsBadMan

 

[SHAOLIN]

Not to be a killjoy here, but please be careful with posting anything sexually oriented. We get a lot of revenue from Google and it is contingent on keeping the site free from pornography. We take it very seriously and will not hesitate to take action.

Lest I remind you of the CG Turtle dicks...

Since you mention this, would this be allow or is it too much, because honestly these are the only things I would post in here unless there's a very interesting topic that I would like to invest time in to discuss.

Spoiler

 

[DC4-3]

 

[DC4-3]

Wait that's part of the meme too? Damn... genuinely just made it up. FeelsBadMan

I worded it wrong. My bad. I meant I've seen the same meme, but it's 3 rather than 9.

 

[MKB]

Since you mention this, would this be allow or is it too much, because honestly these are the only things I would post in here unless there's a very interesting topic that I would like to invest time in to discuss.

Spoiler

these are fine

 

[Crusty]

Some people in this thread are asking for trouble lel.

Off topic, here is something interesting.

It refers to the Axiom of Choice.

The way it works is that give me a ball with a certain volume and then cut the ball into many pieces and rearrange them. Voila, you now have a ball that's twice the original volume.

You wish I was joking rn

 

[The PantyChrist]

Has anyone seen the Karate kid remake?
There's no karate

 

[The_Tile]

Btw @The_Tile do I dare stream this event even though we're playing from 2 separate countries? Lawl

I don't mean I actually "left", I just closed the app haha. And sure, you stream to your hearts content

 

[NSR]

Has anyone seen the Karate kid remake?
There's no karate

They actually planned to change the title at one point:
http://articles.latimes.com/2010/may/30/entertainment/la-ca-karatekid-20100530

"The "Karate Kid" decision not only launched the biggest modern movie co-production between an American studio and China, but also opened up the film to government-mandated creative controls that ultimately yielded two slightly different movies, as Chinese censors asked that several scenes, including sequences of bullying and a kiss between two young characters, be trimmed. The geographic move also launched an internal debate about changing the film's name to "The Kung Fu Kid," as karate is a Japanese fighting style. "

 

[The PantyChrist]

I had never seen it but was pleasantly surprised it was Kung fu

 

[Daemantalo]

BRAINIAC AND THE SOCIETY DID NOTHING WRONG

 

[Spinky]

HEY GUYS HERE IS MY CONTRIBUTION

 

[RequiemOfaVortex]

ummmm mexicans

 

[Evil Canadian]

ummmm mexicans

 

[Steven_a]

ummmm mexicans

BUILD THE WALL

W A L L
A
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[Nexallus]

May the 4th be with you all

 

[masherofbuttons]

I have some quality memes but how does one upload downloaded pictures?