Corrupt a wish!

[Billy Dha Kid]

Awesome this thing is still going.

Granted! He wins WCW Buy default after all of his opponents Mysteriously died in there hotel rooms.
I wish we all lived in the pokemon world

Granted, but humans live in constant fear of attacks and have no way of capturing them

 

[Johnny Based Cage]

I know. Internet is never personal.

Katy Perry has a dick.
You had it "coming."
Play on words.

Those work better out loud when the spelling's ambiguous so it's all good lol.

 

[Tony at Home]

I wish for KI vs MK

 

[Amplified$hotz]

I wish for KI vs MK

Granted! But no fatalities.

I wish Houston had the best Injustice scene

 

[Youphemism]

Granted! But no fatalities.

I wish Houston had the best Injustice scene

Granted, but they get bodied at every other game they try to play.

I wish for access to an untainted supply of chocolate fudge any time I want.

 

[Pterodactyl]

Granted, but they get bodied at every other game they try to play.

I wish for access to an untainted supply of chocolate fudge any time I want.

Granted but the fudge tastes like dicks.



I wish I were born with 4 equally sized and equally efficient arms like goro.

 

[VenomX-90]

Granted but the fudge tastes like dicks.



I wish I were born with 4 equally sized and equally efficient arms like goro.

Granted but all 4 hands will have their thumbs cut off so you wont be able to play MKX.

I wish I was in an anime world as an anti-hero.

 

[kabelfritz]

Granted but the fudge tastes like dicks.



I wish I were born with 4 equally sized and equally efficient arms like goro.

granted, but you are sheeva, bottom tier fighter and combo victim. your only pleasure in life is stomping on noobs.

 

[Youphemism]

Granted but the fudge tastes like dicks.



I wish I were born with 4 equally sized and equally efficient arms like goro.

You're supposed to corrupt my wish

 

[Pterodactyl]

You're supposed to corrupt my wish

Granted, but


I wish .

 

[Youphemism]

Granted, but


I wish .

Granted, but ends up ing :16Bit so :tonyt.

I wish I could have a threesome with Emily Ratajkowski and Ariana Grande (where neither of them have the brain of my family members or some twisted shit like that you weirdos and look perfect and sound like themselves and don't have some weird condition where something weird or disgusting happens to them).

 

[Pterodactyl]

Granted, but you're blind, deaf, and you can't feel anything.


I wish you were dead, person replying to this.

 

[CCVengeance]

Granted, but you're blind, deaf, and you can't feel anything.


I wish you were dead, person replying to this.

Granted, CCVengeance is dead and has been replaced by PterodactylIsShitTier.
I wish I had a PS4.

 

[Peter Quill]

Granted, CCVengeance is dead and has been replaced by PterodactylIsShitTier.
I wish I had a PS4.

Granted, but it will explode if you ever turn it on.

I wish I could watch my favorite movie again for the first time(that'd be cool, right? Just imagine how great it'd be to relive that!)

 

[Pterodactyl]

Granted, but it will explode if you ever turn it on.

I wish I could watch my favorite movie again for the first time(that'd be cool, right? Just imagine how great it'd be to relive that!)

Granted, but your favorite movie is now actually a horrific pornography the likes of which no mortal was ever meant to see. Due to your body not being able to even begin to comprehend the Lovecraftian horrors called sex acts in the film, your brain liquefies and your eyes recoil into the back of your skull from the shock before sliding down your body and out of your anus. Your funeral is closed casket and your body is cremated afterwards for the safety of anyone foolish enough to attempt to disturb your eternal slumber, for if they were to lay eyes on your horrid visage, they too might go as mad as you did.


I wish I knew how to play the Banjo.

 

[Youphemism]

Granted, but you're blind, deaf, and you can't feel anything.

Granted, but your favorite movie is actually a horrific pornography the likes of which no mortal was ever meant to see. Due to your body not being able to even begin to comprehend the Lovecraftian horrors called sex acts in the film, your brain liquefies and your eyes recoil into the back of your skull from the shock before sliding down your body and out of your anus. Your funeral is closed casket and your body is cremated afterwards for the safety of anyone foolish enough to attempt to disturb your eternal slumber, for if they were to lay eyes on your horrid visage, they too might go as mad as you did.


I wish I knew how to play the Banjo.

Granted, but any time you go to play a banjo you forget how to do it.

I wish I had abs.

 

[Pterodactyl]

Granted, but any time you go to play a banjo you forget how to do it.

I wish I had abs.

Granted but within those abs lay the eggs of a beast from beyond the stars, unknown to man for millennia, inserted into you during a probing erased from your memory entirely. Wether you're lucky for your ignorance of this is debatable, perhaps it was best you didn't know what was coming. The eggs burst violently, unfortunately from the inside, and the creatures feast on your innards for the nutrients they need to mature. May whatever gods be watching help humanity, for we could not have possibly been prepared for what's to come.


I wish I had an extra finger.

 

[Notez4]

Granted but within those abs lay the eggs of a beast from beyond the stars, unknown to man for millennia, inserted into you during a probing erased from your memory entirely. Wether you're lucky for your ignorance of this is debatable, perhaps it was best you didn't know what was coming. The eggs burst violently, unfortunately from the inside, and the creatures feast on your innards for the nutrients they need to mature. May whatever gods be watching help humanity, for we could not have possibly been prepared for what's to come.


I wish I had an extra finger.

Granted! it comes out of your butt hole.
I wish i had a better internet connection :/

 

[Youphemism]

Granted but within those abs lay the eggs of a beast from beyond the stars, unknown to man for millennia, inserted into you during a probing erased from your memory entirely. Wether you're lucky for your ignorance of this is debatable, perhaps it was best you didn't know what was coming. The eggs burst violently, unfortunately from the inside, and the creatures feast on your innards for the nutrients they need to mature. May whatever gods be watching help humanity, for we could not have possibly been prepared for what's to come.


I wish I had an extra finger.

whether* You f***ing weirdo...

Granted, but within your extra finger is a mix of estrogen (which is slowly mixing with your other hormones turning you into a half-man half-woman) and alien hormones which cause your brain to produce production chambers which contain little alien foetuses that begin to grow. Every time you have a thought about your extra finger the little aliens begin to grow, and one day you focus on your finger too much and your head explodes causing these aliens to slither out. You somehow survive this ordeal and are in enough torturing unstoppable pain as it is when the aliens each take a limb to feast on and nourish themselves with. You have caused an unforeseen apocalypse and now noone will ever forgive you for this. You remain alive and screaming in agony as you watch your friends and family die, and then the worst thing imaginable happens...







......dear god the horror......















THEY BREAK YOUR GAMES CONSOLES.

STILL WANT AN EXTRA FINGER?!

 

[Youphemism]

Granted! it comes out of your butt hole.
I wish i had a better internet connection :/

Granted, but you have to sell your computer and games consoles for it.

I wish I was making successful games.

 

[Pterodactyl]

Granted! it comes out of your butt hole.
I wish i had a better internet connection :/

Granted but your internet access is limited to videos of horse breeding.


I wish I had a third eye like Tien from Dragonball.

 

[Prinz]

Joke
-----------------
Your heads

Me
--------
You

 

[Iron Angel]

Granted but your internet access is limited to videos of horse breeding.


I wish I had a third eye like Tien from Dragonball.

Granted. But you suddenly go blind in your other two eyes. Now your third eye is your only eye.

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I wish I could have my very own Batcave identical in every way.

 

[Johnny Based Cage]

Me
--------
You

I'll pass, but I'm assuming you were just trolling anyway since you'd clearly be the bottom in this relationship, prinzess.

 

[Youphemism]

Granted. But you suddenly go blind in your other two eyes. Now your third eye is your only eye.

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I wish I could have my very own Batcave identical in every way.

Granted, but you can't access it.

I wish I didn't have to cut my toenails.