Ok, you don't know how Joker's corner game works, one tiny hit and it's reset time, the kind of which you won't escape because your armour's hit do not scale with the amount of venom you have going. We always have the advantage unless you're up close, teeth and gunshot excelently control space for people who need to get in.
I don't care what you do to me in the corner because I know I only need a single bad read to take your entire lifebar the one time you guess wrong.
VU is not safe. Stop thinking that, I've made a vid and I'm about to post it. VU is punishable for HALF your life dude. Half your life and half a stage of wallcarry, you need to realise how strong Joker's corner game is, it's top 3 in the game because once he does open you up you're toast.
There are other good setups vs VU except J2 and you'd be surprised just how easy it is to hit you with them.
Crowbar oki setups are not threatening, they set stuff up but by themselves they are not threatening.
We have more damage than you when you're not willing to spend 2 bars or go lvl 2-3, we have better space control and we have solid counters to most of your things while you got good rushdown and armour as well as setups, just like us. Dead even and I will prove it to any Bane on XBL. Soon I'll be getting some sets in with Mustard.
Yes, teeth and gunshots somewhat control distance, but they aren't walls. Even I can get around them from good Joker players.
You should care because we don't need to make reads to take your entire lifebar, we do it just casually. Once you get knocked down, you don't get back up, and your idea of "I need only a single bad read to blah blah" is laughable. How are you going to force us to read anything? We just blow up all of your options and stay in, we don't need to make reads so much as inputs.
VU is safe, and I'm sure you did "make a video" and I look forward to poking holes in in relentlessly. You don't even have combos that do half my life in damage unless I'm on some wicked cooldown, and you likely won't be able to sink them anyways because you'll either be waiting for the drop kick and miss the normal punish, or expect the bait and get smacked by the drop kick.
I'm sure I would be, Quark. I would be equally surprised if someone would actually be able to do such things, since right now you make the match sound quite lopsided for it being a 5-5. Perhaps calm down and think more logically, for example, "How do I avoid being knocked down the entire match?".
They are the most threatening thing you have against us, and I play some good Jokers myself.
You have more damage than us when you can land a solid set-up, something you are unlikely to do as often as we are to land hits when your laying on your broken spine. For all your "zone control" is worth, its a temporary solution to a permanent problem, and it does eventually fall. Your shortcomings outside of it become apparent past that point. You don't have any "solid" counters to anything we have, you only have potential temporary solutions to persistent actual "solid" problems.
You'll have to make at least 5 or 6 reads to kill us, while we only need to make 2 or 3 at the most, and our 2 or 3 guesses have much more lenient answers and openings than your 5 or 6 do. Its a matter of a character who requires set-ups and lacks the tools to do so consistently against someone whose entire game revolves around shutting down said options. Its 5.5-4.5 at BEST. I'd wager it a 6-4, but I respect the joker community enough to pity them on having the worst in the game. We were there once, so I can understand your struggle.