GTA: 1 Billion Dollars in a week

[Qwark28]

strip club mini games,

explain

 

[bloodsport]

Why would you play mortal kombat when you could just go to a bar pick a fight and pull the guys heart out? Why would you play injustice when you could go to a party get in a fight and toss a beer bottle at the guy you are fighting. Real life interactables brah.

Vulcan Hades ^ yea he got you there

 

[fr stack]

explain

you've to rub up the strippers to try get em back to your house but dont let the bouncers catch u doin dat shit dawg

 

[Qwark28]

you've to rub up the strippers to try get em back to your house but dont let the bouncers catch u doin dat shit dawg

niiiiice

 

[Qwark28]

I like how sometimes if you jack someones car they get up and pull you back out of it, dat retaliation.

It almost worked until Stretch shot him lol

that existed since san andreas

i really need to buy this game, not very hyped but its looking better n better

 

[Zoidberg747]

that existed since san andreas

i really need to buy this game, not very hyped but its looking better n better

Ive never played any GTAs. Just saying I think that feature is funny.

 

[THTB]

Ok but the thing is I've done half of those things in past GTA games and the other half I'm doing or can do IRL. So that pretty much only leaves tanks and triathalons LOL.

tbh Everything you listed is exactly why I don't play GTA5. I just find it silly lol. I mean why the hell would I play GTA to play a golf mini-game instead of a fully fleshed out golf game or IRL golf. Same with pool, hunting, darts, card games, sports etc. And why would I play GTA to play arcade mini-games instead of my huge collection of real games? Why would I watch fake movies for lolz when I have so many real movies I have yet to watch?

YOU GUYS ARE INSANE. Your minds must have been colluded.

It's not the little things you can do. It's the ridiculous stuff that you can get away with that's fun. Being able to do random shit that would otherwise get you jailed for years or killed is the fun part. That's always been the draw of GTA.

 

[THTB]

ok im sold!!

I'm fucking dying over here.

 

[RunwayMafia]

Oh great, so now I have to hear Piers Morgan lecture me on the "violent video game culture" and how it's causing our youth to kill. lol ugh

 

[cpmd4]

Now Rockstar needs to step up for some PC releases on day 1. I don't want to wait, but I'm going to have to. Hurry up!

 

[Perdition]

I guess I'm the only one who got tired of GTA after the third one. To me it's always the same thing so once you've done it all and blown up all the cars what is there left to do. What's the point. I don't get it.

Play online, like any other game. GTA IV had amazing online, played that shit from release day to the day before GTA V came out. You can ask "what's the point" for almost any single player imaginable once you complete it.

 

[Zoidberg747]

Oh great, so now I have to hear Piers Morgan lecture me on the "violent video game culture" and how it's causing our youth to kill. lol ugh

You're on an MK site.

The game that literally caused the ESRB ratings to be invented, lol.

GTA didn't start that craze

 

[juicepouch]

Dammit.. I'm trying to wait until semester's up to grab this because I know I'll play it way too much but the more you guys post about it the more I might cave...

 

[Rampage254]

I can't wait till the online is up so I can start updating my statuses with "Anyone wanna go rob a liquor store on GTA with me?"

 

[RunwayMafia]

You're on an MK site.

The game that literally caused the ESRB ratings to be invented, lol.

GTA didn't start that craze

Did I say GTA caused that craze? LOL....no. I just meant in general...

 

[ruff321]

I can't wait to get killed by randoms online and get robbed! Definitely getting car insurance day 1.

 

[THTB]

I can't wait till the online is up so I can start updating my statuses with "Anyone wanna go rob a liquor store on GTA with me?"

If you were on 360, I'd take you up on that offer.

 

[Rampage254]

If you were on 360, I'd take you up on that offer.

PS3 only

 

[Minh Giang]

wow, there're some easter eggs like UFO and Ghost in GTA 5 .

 

[Vulcan Hades]

You play Stryker bro, we understand.

Finally, someone understands me.

 

[Rampage254]

I'm in an alley surrounded by chimps. This game lmao 10/10

And now I'm being abducted by aliens!!

 

[Flagg]

Can you be a vigilante in this game?

 

[SaJa]

It's not a week, it's 3 days ! Propagande !

 

[Ironsoulsmasher]

Can you be a vigilante in this game?

those are missing from this game in the way one would be familiar with. instead there are bounty hunter missions you pick up from one of the NPCs and are only available to one of the three main characters.

there are also random acts of violence that can occur throughout the state at a moments notice and you can play the would-be hero and get involved for better or worse.

 

[Minh Giang]

ok i swam, tried to enjoy a little thing and got eaten by a shark, wtf???