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Which players at tournament Reek and Stink? A call to Arms on the war against BO

Pig Of The Hut

Day 0 Phenomenal Dr. Fate and Darkseid player
yea we should talk about our favorite colognes and perfumes...
i think if i ever go pro i would endorse polo.. i always rock that POLO-1... it smells so fresh and dosent have a sharp smell so you can really go all out with it. My gurl bought it for me once and havent used any other one besides Curve if im low on dough...

Seriously POLO-1 for the win!!!!!!!!!!!!! its in a blue bottle with the big yellow 1 on it. You will get compliments from every1 telling you so smell so good! i went to a party and people were like "dude i wanna fart on you, you smell to good to be true!"
^^ Dude has a point
 

EGP Wonder_Chef

Official Quan Chi Nerf Demander™
I use the Gillette Odor Shield deodorant. Not a very strong smell, but it works REALLY well from my experience.

I don't really like putting on cologne or anything with a really strong smell.
 

Illmatix

Remember, representing ermac is illmatic.
Costume 2 TaC hair, Dove for Men Shampoo + Bodywash, Old Spice Deodorant, American Krew Cologne. All you need.
I use the Gillette Odor Shield deodorant. Not a very strong smell, but it works REALLY well from my experience.

I don't really like putting on cologne or anything with a really strong smell.
yes gilllete and dove for men own so hard, after using their body wash i feel like a bum using anything else
 

Squeaker101

Show me what you can do
Just do most of your laundry daily, take a shower daily, and deodorant daily.

You should be scentless, which is the best imo. Or like laundry detergent, which, is what you should be aiming for.

Also, anti-persperant isn't good for your pits.
 

DanCock

Cock Master!!
There were a bunch at Nec. I had to leave the room multiple times. Every tournament this is a issue. I don't understand why people have no clue how to properly use deodorant. Rules #1 do not just buy the spray on stuff. If you use a spray you must also use 1 that you rub on your pits. Sprays only last for 30 mins.

I use both none clear deodorant and the spray. So I get double protection.

I would have made a list if I had known pig was going to make this.


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Wow only two posts about me and they were both positive.
damnit wonderchef why dont you shower?

in all seriousness there's a couple things that need to be addressed:
DEODORANT: oldspice and axe are both trash as are most mens' deodorants/antiperspirants. I dont even just mean the sprays, if it isnt a dry stick then it's typically alcohol based and just smells outright terrible. There are 2 antiperspirants that i endorse: 1) Speed Stick stain guard (either scent is fine, i prefer "fresh." unfortunately this may have been discontinued so it has forced me to get #2) and 2) Secret powder fresh (unscented. yes, this is a women's deodorant, but 1) it smells like baby powder, 2) It works, 3) It's like $1 for a stick where i buy it)

BODY SPRAYS SMELL TERRIBLE. It's not even just that it's a mask for scent, but what has become "manly" scents all smells like a middle school locker room now.

SOAP: Use it. not body wash, not substitutes, not axe, i'm talking regular white bar soap. scrub your whole body, not just your armpits or your front and back. wash your feet, your privates, your ass, your armpits, torso, legs, back, etc. Personally, if i could afford it i would get a ton of exfoliating oat and almond soap, Yardley makes a very good one, but Regular Dove or Olay take care of what needs to be done well enough.

SHAMPOO (for those with hair): Use it, but remember shampoo is not a soap, it is a detergent. that being said it technically doesnt clean your head, so you should use soap in your hair periodically. i know people think it's bad for you, but that's just a myth.

DENTAL: Unless you have sensitive gums, Medium is the optimal strength tooth brush because hard will wear doen your gums and soft doesnt clean well enough. This comes directly from my dentist. As for tooth paste, i'm of the opinion that it really doesnt matter what kind you use (i could be wrong on this, but i just use colgate Edit: i'm really not paying attention, i use crest peroxide and whitening, lol) so long as you use one. for white teeth brush consistently 3-4 times a day. if all you want is to be clean brush 1-2 times per day. BRUSH YOUR TONGUE. that's what causes bad breath, when bacteria grow and accumulate on the tongue.

that's all for now
 

Cossner

King of the Jobbers 2015
Administrator
You guys should try some of the chinese sweatshop setups we've got around here...
 

Lumpymoomilk

Online Punching Bag
I have an asian friend who worked at a chinese food restaurant smelled like delicious chinese food when we hung out. Did that sound as racist reading it as it did typing it?