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Question Your Top 5 Retarded Characters

AREZ God of War

The Crazy BeastMaster
No one on the roster even approaches Quan Chi's level of retarded [ban incoming]ry. The character beats you for blocking properly and you lose for the playing MK9 correctly. You have to play the game BACKWARDS if you want to win. Quan was just some bullshit character created just for Ed Boon's dumb, low-level ass to crank out some easy wins the NRS-guys have no idea how to stop. Very lazy, weak character design since MK4, it seems he just get more retarded as his old age and senility set-in. The fact that every match vs. Quan seems like the exact same thing is mostly attributed to his Alzheimer's, so regardless if it's the same thing or not, it will ALWAYS seem like something NEW to Quan.

This thread makes no sense
lol yea, cuz retarded always = makes sense. :(
 

Rampage254

Ayy Lmao
From a Stryker perspective. No order
Kabal
Freddy
Reptile
Kung Lao
Noob
Cyrax
Johnny Cage
Liu Kang
Sonya
Jax
Kenshi
Skarlet
Sub-Zero
 
-Playing as Kratos-
1: Reptile.
2: Reptile.
3: Reptile.
4: Reptile.
5: Kung Lao, Smoke, Quan Chi, Kenshi and Sektor.

Hey, guys, guys. Did you know Reptile makes me look like I bought the game yesterday?