Your favorite dialogue/victory pose

[GOOD DRAGON]

Kano: your just a Second rate Sonya
Jax: your just a Second rate Jerk
kano: (spits) fuck off

 

[SaSSolino]

Cassie: "Princess..."

Kitana: "Your very presence mocks me."

Cassie: "Sorry, did you just say : "Kick my ass"?"

 

[Ryncage]

Feel the chill of despair. You cannot win.
He never stops saying it.

 

[QXD]

My favorite

Liu: please close your mouth

Mileena: I will not be silenced!

Liu: that is not what I meant

 

[SaSSolino]

Johnny Cage: "An actor and a shaolin walk into the bar..."

Liu Kang: "I have no patience for your humor."

Johnny Cage: "Then I'll get to the punchline."

*ba dum tsss*

 

[ZigZag]

"HE SINGS AWAY!" - Kung Lao 2K15

 

[Gesture Required Ahead]

Mid match win: Sonya - "DUNNO WHEN TO QUIT DO YA?"

 

[vegeta]

Got a few

Jax - "The hell's goin on here?"
Ferra/Torr - "Torr want your eyes"
Jax - "You'll get my foot in your ass!"

Cassie - "This is awkward"
Sonya - "Fighting your mother?"
Cassie -"well.....BEATING my mother"

Erron Black - "I have a problem"
Jacqui - "Aww your peepee hurt?"
Erron Black - "now YOU have a problem"

Tanya - "Torr......finally kill Ferra?"
Jason - "......"

Cassie - "Cage match!"
Johnny - " You DIDNT...just say that"
Cassie - "I AM your daughter"

Scorpion - " A wise man learns from defeat"
Cassie - "You must be very wise"
Scorpion - "One can also learn from pain"

(Probably messed some up but those are the general ones, they never get old to me haha)

Mid game/in between rounds:
predator - *mimicking scorpion* "To hell with you!"

Also as far as versus screen goes my favorite is hands down Johnny Cage lol I actually use it out here sometimes where he's like "mmmmmmmmmm...........mm mm"

 

[Blade4693]

Erron: Girls with guns...always hot
Sonya: Ill shove em up your ass n fire
Erron. Almost always hot

That one made me lol the first time I heard it, the way Erron's VA delivers the last line is perfect.

Favorite victory pose, idk when Predator rips out the skull/spine out and the camera changes n he lets out that huge roar is pretty damn awesome lol

 

[DevilMaySpy]

Favorite intro:
Erron Black: The Khan wants your head.
Tanya: The Khan will have nothing. You, on the other hand...

Favorite win pose:

YOU LOSE

 

[(un)balanced_kenshi]

easily almsot all ferra/torr intros. the best are probably:

Ferra: "Get over here!"
Scorpion: "We will test your sting against mine."
Ferra (to Torr): "Head's big, easy target."

Ferra: "Soo-nee-yah!"
Sonya: "General Blade."
Ferra: "Ferra blade-girl too!"

Outro obviously Johnny's.

 

[PetulantWaste]

Kotal to Mileena mid match: Duplicate! Pretender! Failure!

 

[chrisisnice]

Most of Ferra Torr's and:

Raiden : Who are you?
Raiden: Raiden, protector of Chaosrealm
Raiden: The flow of time has indeed changed

Cassie: Don't speak to me ever
Jacqui: I just said your dad's kinda hot!
Cassie: STAHP IIITTTT!

As far as my favorite winning pose.... Kitana's fans and Ferra Torr's pat on the head hands down

 

[Diego de Souza Costa]

Cassie is always funny !!

Kenshi: a word of advice ?
Cassie: okay, but you never listen...
Kenshi: i meant... nevermind...

:3

Spoiler

Quan: i pity you, sightless one.
Kenshi: and i you, hairless rat.
Quan: Spent time with Mr. Cage, recently ?!

 

[xWildx]

Kung Lao....

You seek a challenge, Kitana?

Yes, but you will do.

Yassssssss

 

[Error404]

Kung Lao : Have you seen your brother lately?
Sub-Zero : Noob Saibots whereabouts are unknown.
Kung Lao : He calls to you from the other side .
Also : Think you're bad ?!? *pounds your face in* You ain't bad.

 

[DDustiNN]

Goro: I am Master of Combat!

Kitana: Your circumstances are dire!

Goro cracks me up because he is always so serious, and Kitana makes me wonder who the fuck actually speaks like that. Let me drop the Goro v. Kitana dialogue on you:

Kitana: This must be Kintaro.
Goro: Kintaro was a striped commoner.
Kitana: There is a yellow stripe down your back.

Best pre-fight dialogue in the game, because nobody has any idea what it means.


More F tier Kitana shit talking:

Kitana: I will attack you, Jax.
Jax: And I'll knock you on your butt.
Kitana: And I will make you regret it.


And more of Goro being Goro:

Goro: I am here, fool.
Jax: Was wondering when you'd show up.
Goro: I am indeed, "shown up."

Yellow means scared...

 

[Undergroundepict]

Yellow means scared...

I think that is reaching.

 

[Afk Skinny]

I think that is reaching.

It does though (see Yellow Lanterns) a yellow stripe down your back means you're a coward

 

[Olcadan13]

Erron Black: What ill wind blew you here?
Johnny Cage: You said blew!
Erron Black: Shut up.

Johnny Cage: Have you been working out?
Kotal Kahn: You will pay for your insolence!
Johnny Cage: Are you mad at me?

Also am I the only one that finds it extremely hilarious when Goro yells "KUNG LAO!!!!" or "LIU KANG!!!!"?

 

[xGunShow]

Tanya: Do you toss your Hat at me?
Kung Lao: I do Toss my Hat.
Tanya: If you do I am for you.

@RunwayMafia

 

[Zatoichi]

Kano: A Fellow with a hat
Kung Lao: Do not provoke a Shaolin
Kano: Do you toss your shoes as well?

I love this because Kano is talking about Oddjob from Goldfinger and Randomtask from Austin Powers.

Kung Lao: Kira...
Kano: KANO you bloody prick!
Kung Lao: Whatever

Jaccui: Kano...
Kano: Your mouth say KaNO but your eyes say KaYES-
Jaccui: Puns are a crime against humanity.

Kano: I admire your work Shinnok
Shinnok: And you are...?
Kano: Your stalker I suppose (Or sometimes he'll say) Someone you shouldn't piss off.

 

[GAV]

Cassie: Nice miniskirt.
Kotal: A joke at my expense?
Cassie: Nah, it's yours for free.

This is my favorite as well.

 

[SaSSolino]

This is my favorite as well.

I'm probably the only one that finded it boring then.

 

[GAV]

I'm probably the only one that finded it boring then.

It still makes me smile.