Your favorite dialogue/victory pose

[Eldriken]

Jacqui: "Say my name, bitch!"

Jacqui to Jax when she wins a round: "Maybe you should have stayed in retirement." <- might be slightly off, but you get the gist.

Jacqui when she wins a match against anyone: "Come hard or not at all!"

 

[Eddy Wang]

every intro that has quan chi on it is gold. every that hates quan shall get punched in the nuts.

 

[SneakyTortoise]

The best intro to me is the Quan Mirror

Oh my god, "You were my only friend". In his voice, that is amazing

 

[Awsumpossm]

Cassie and Goro (paraphrased)

-Whoa! You're a monster!
-You SHOULD fear me, child.
-Hrmmm? Oh I was talking to myself.

ROUND ONE......

 

[Indypride]

Liu Kang: Your face looks like your mothers
Cassie Cage: Thanks. Yours looks like a butt

 

[BlackViper415]

Erron Black: "Girls with guns? Always hot."
Sonya: "I'll shove 'em up your ass and fire.
Erron Black: "Almost always hot."

Cassie: "Scorpion."
Scorpion: "Your end is near!"
Cassie: "You'd best keep your hands off it."

Kung Jin: "What do you say Ermac?"
Ermac: "You are one against many."
Kung Jin: "So, pretty much what you always say."

 

[Tony ThE Lamp Engine]

Scorpion: Your end is near.
Cassie: You best keep your hands off it.

 

[Tokiwartoothxdk]

First time i saw Ermac's winning yell, i got so hyped

 

[The Ultimate]

I've got a few intro dialogues that I am a fan of:

Erron Black: Walk away, Torr.
Ferra: Torr walk on your head!
Erron Black: 'Further proof of a godless universe.

Jacqui Briggs: Kano.
Kano: Your mouth says "Ka-No", but your eyes say "Ka-Yes".
Jacqui Briggs: Puns should be a crime against humanity.

Sonya Blade: Who do you work for?
Ferra: We guard Big Bossy!
Sonya Blade: ...is that the Emperor, or his cow?

Quan Chi: It's been a long time, Jax.
Jax: Only my friends call me that!
Quan Chi: And after all I've done for you...
(I particularly love how scummy Quan is there)

Sonya Blade: D'Vorah.
D'Vorah: You will feed the hive!
Sonya Blade: 'Hope they like boot leather.


For all the folks claiming Sonya was a lame addition, she's got some great lines.

And of course, I must mention this classic throwback:

Sonya Blade: You...!
Kano: Hello, baby. 'Miss me?
Sonya Blade: I missed putting my fist in your face!

 

[wsj515]

Erron Black: I don't want any!
Quan Chi: Of what???
Erron Black: Whatever your'e peddling...

 

[GLoRToR]

My top 5 list:

5. Get up ge-g-g-get down.
4. Ding!
3. Ding dong!
2. Hey Humpty Dumpty!
1. Only a fool would address me thusly.
Only a dork would say "thusly".

 

[AZ MotherBrain]

"My hive will consume you"
For victory poses, D'vorah, Cassie, and Ferra/Torr

 

[SneakyTortoise]

Ermac undoubtedly has the best win pose. That is irrefutable.

 

[PND_Mustard]

Shinnok: "Prove your worth."
Reptile: "You will remember my sting!"
Shinnok: "I've already forgotten your name."

 

[Heartwire]

Ermacs victory pose is the one that hypes me up.

As for pre-match speeches, I can't really decide, the Cassie/Jacqui convo's are pretty fun.

 

[bdizzle2700]

Kano vs kung Lao are pretty good haha.
Kano:the man with the hat
Kl:its a trademark of the shao lin(?)
Kano: Do you throw your shoes as well?

Kl:keeno..
Kano: Its kano you bloody prick
Kl:whatever

 

[KillerInjustice]

Can't believe no one has said this one yet
Kung Lao: I have no quarrel with you
Reptile: I will tear your flesh
Kung Lao: I now have a quarrel with you

Some other ones i like
Kung Lao: The lesser cage
Cassie: Liu Kang light
Kung Lao: A mouth in search of a fist

Sonya: what do you want cage
Johnny: my hands on you baby
Sonya: what i tell you about calling me baby

 

[Hitoshura]

Fujin:

 

[KeyserSoze]

Cassie Cage: Emperor
Kotal Kahn: I will extract your beating heart
Cassie Cage: you want your what punched?

 

[Mitsuownes]

Shinnok: The Firefly.
Scorpion: Surrender or taste my flames!
Shinnok: Serve me or be extinguished.

Gets me so hyped!

 

[STB Sgt Reed]

No one beats Cassie's intros. (Except maybe her father lol)

Almost all of them are godlike!

C: What's up Keanu?
K: Keanu means Cool Breeze.
C: Yeah, that's why I said that...

C: Princess...
K: Your very presence mocks me!
C: I'm sorry, did you just say, "Kick my ass!"?

C: Scorpion...
S: Your end is near!
C: You best keep your hands off it!

C: Cage match!
JC: You didn't just say that...
C: I am your daughter.

C: Liu Kang...
LK: You enter the dragon's lair!
C: wow, dork alert!

ETC lol

IDK about best win pose but... worst is definitely ermac and his nerd rage scream.

 

[FrozenCoyote]

One of my favorites that hasn't been mentioned is Mileena & Liu Kang's intro.

L: Mileena.
M: Seeester's boyfriend!
L: Insane as always.

I love Mileena's batshit-crazy voice in that one.

 

[BlackJackSnack]

Best win poses are ermacs scream, raidens shout and Kung Laos gang signs.

My favorite intro

Sub: Shirai ryu dog..

Scorp: Lin kuei scum!

Sub: Death is more honor than you deserve

 

[Afk Skinny]

M:Repulsive Human
JC: Sleeping with Baraka is repulsive
M: Who told you this?!

KL: The lesser Cage
CC: Liu Kang Light

F/T:Can't see man
K: I am formidable regardless
F/T: We formable regargos too!

F/T: You mama am Kenshi?
T: Kenshi is my father
F/T: No, SHE is father

J: I'm not afraid of you
KL: And how might I change that?
J: Change your name to Lui Kane

 

[TamedLizard]

I forget what Cassie says first, might just be "Ermac", but -

Ermac: Our power dwarfs yours.
Cassie: Was that a crack about my height?

The way Quan Chi says "I admire your professionalism" in his intros with Kitana and Erron gets me. And the intro where Scorpion talks in Japanese was a nice touch.

Other than that, pretty much anything Shinnok says in the intros is god-tier.

As for win poses, probably have to go with Erron Black. Simple, yet effective.