Your favorite dialogue/victory pose

[Undergroundepict]

Goro: I am Master of Combat!

Kitana: Your circumstances are dire!

Goro cracks me up because he is always so serious, and Kitana makes me wonder who the fuck actually speaks like that. Let me drop the Goro v. Kitana dialogue on you:

Kitana: This must be Kintaro.
Goro: Kintaro was a striped commoner.
Kitana: There is a yellow stripe down your back.

Best pre-fight dialogue in the game, because nobody has any idea what it means.


More F tier Kitana shit talking:

Kitana: I will attack you, Jax.
Jax: And I'll knock you on your butt.
Kitana: And I will make you regret it.


And more of Goro being Goro:

Goro: I am here, fool.
Jax: Was wondering when you'd show up.
Goro: I am indeed, "shown up."

 

[ZeZe]

Anything Sub0 related I do adore automatically, so yeah: win pose, the one from classic fatal - the be(a)st.

Of dialogues -> Sub v. Jacqui:

S: Your enhancements are unnatural.
J: And what's your ability to freeze...?
S: Deadly!

Plus: every dialogue Ferra is using her "ready go shoot-shoot" twisted wordings, "regargols" Sub0 love.

 

[FlappyDaniel]

Kano's in fight dialogue is pretty great. I laugh every time I take a first round convincingly and he says "Ain't that a bitch"

I also echo sentiments of F/T win pose being best/4 real adorable.

 

[venomsan]

This is the one i like the most

Kano : Liu kang...
Kung Lao : SCUM!You face Kung Lao
Kano : Whatever

 

[DelSchokoladenSaft]

One word, Kotalingus.

 

[Espio]

Kitana: This must be Kintaro.
Goro: Kintaro was a striped commoner.
Kitana: There is a yellow stripe down your back.

Best pre-fight dialogue in the game, because nobody has any idea what it means.

This exchange makes me proud to be a Goro/Kitana main <3.

 

[Deleted member 9158]

Quan Chi, Erron, Ferra/Torr, Ermac and Sonya have the coolest victory poses IMO.

Reptile: Chameleon
Reptile: It is I, Shang Tsung
Reptile: Show yourself, coward

I love every single Johnny Cage intro though. I love when Sonya says "no pain no gain!" when she wins a round.

I play Johnny cage simply for the intro , and I get upset when people skip it. I just wish I could land anything with him online...

 

[Diego de Souza Costa]

Kotal Kahn after the brutality: "PATHETIC"



and of course... Quan's laugh... muhuhuahahahahahaha.... godlike.... xD

 

[Forbidden_Donut]

So much of the dialogue is incredible in this game but I gotta rep my boy jax

Jax has some awesome mid match shit talk:

(This is all after bodying someone in the first round or when you got them in the gotchya grab lol)
Against sub zero: step up your game frosty!

Kano: I'm getting sick of your ass kano!

Johnny: beat downs of the rich and famous

Lui kang: What were you champion of?

Kung lao: the poor man's liu kang

Kitana: You got me mad now kitana!

Jacqui: I'm taking your ass back to the woodshed

Sonya: you still got it... But not much of it

Quan Chi: I'm gonna kill you for what you did to me!

Ermac: You took my arms!!

There's so many more. I also wanna mention how much i absolutely love the way he says "I still got it"

And my favorite jax intro is probably the mirror:
There's two of us?!
Not after this there ain't!
*puts out cigar* I'm getting too old for this shit!

Also, X1000000 for Carl Weathers awesomely dorky delivery

 

[Xx-TGODPRINCE-Xx]

Since I play these two i love them..... Ermac and Tremor! Ending animations are awesome

 

[aieches]

It's not an intro, but mid match when Quan Chi tells Sub Zero that "Your brother had more heart". That one really stuck with me.

best one of the game.. so ruthless

 

[aieches]

The best intro to me is the Quan Mirror

second best...

really..i wish quans wake up was as good as his dialog

 

[The Farmer]

I just love Errons smugness. Recent Tremor vs Erron dialogue.

Tremor-"I understand you a Marksman"

Erron (in a very smug and coy tone) "do you?......"

 

[ienjoywinning]

My fav is this

Ermac : tanya

Tanya : how do you know me?

Ermac : we house your familys souls

Made me flip and the best outro in this game is easily quan chi.

 

[StealthyMuffin]

Knucklehead

 

[GLoRToR]

Cassie: Hey Humpty Dumpty
Quan: Only a fool would talk to me thusly
Cassie: Only a dork would say "thusly"

Lao: I now have a quarrel with you

 

[juicepouch]

jason: ...

Predator: *Roars*

FIGHT

 

[STB Sgt Reed]

Thought about it...

best win pose is Jax.

"All in a day's work" *lights cigar*

 

[EmoScoobyDoo]

I used to hate Reptile's between round dialogue but I've come to love it as I've started to understand him a bit a more. Also during his brutality pose he claws at the ground a bit which I really like because it makes him feel so feral, pair that with the B1 brutality and you really get a sense of him losing humanity.

And I think every Cassie player loves her dialogue.

My favorite win pose though..... Hands down Ferra Torr brutality, if you haven't seen it go do one.
Their stuff is just cool in general like when between rounds Torr takes Ferra's hand and walks away from the opponent before swinging her back onto his back.

 

[KombatNerd]

"Is there a problem, Jax?"

 

[Genei Jin]

Kano: So hows the family?
Jax: About to celebrate

Jax has some of the best intro dialogues

 

[SaSSolino]

I skip most of them, but the shinnok mirror match about with the pyramid clone is amazing, gotta love references!

the cassie mirror match with her twin is also really funny.

the best win pose is quan's imo.

I also really like quan's in game trolls like "Is there a problem, Jax?" or "You will obey.". so good.

 

[VSchweiga]

#YOUSUCK

 

[MrProfDrPepper]

Kenshi: I'm sorry for your loss
Kung Lao: What loss?
Kenshi: This one

 

[JJV Phoenix]

Cassie and F/T's intro where Cassie opens wryly with "Jumbo. Fun Size."

Cassie: Nice miniskirt.
Kotal: A joke at my expense?
Cassie: Nah, it's yours for free.

When Jax is facing Quan Chi and yells "You're the devil!"

Also, Johnny's victory stance after his stunt double brutality, when the stunt double mirrors his pose. Love it.