Scorpion
-Quan Chi murdered Scorpion's friends, family, and coworkers (well, clanmates)...and what does he do? He signs on for his undead crew without realizing the true culprit. Loses points for naivety because no self respecting ninja gets played like that.
-Gets schooled by Nightwolf's race card in debate about who's been wronged...loses points on behalf of character value when lashing back with baseless aggressive comment. (I will honor my clan since revenge is the only kind of honor in the universe scrub!!!)
-Gets wrecked by Young Sub in Shao Kahn stadium battle. (I mean, come on...Kuai Liang!?!)
-Gets owned by OG Subzero in Mythology.
-Only killed Subzero because he had given up at the end to attempt to explain that he was not the man in the images shown to him. (and besides, the guy in the Quan life was clearly Kuai Liang, not Bi Han. One can observe from looking at the wrist pieces. Sloppy Quan showing Tundra instead of SZ) And in so doing, took his skull + spine. An original Subzero fatality. Can't even come up with his own.
-Needs full backing of game creators and company to keep up with Subzero. (you know it...I know it...)
-Relies on vortex to win most games...along with scrubs who only know how to jump. (self included)
OG Subzero
-Is not an emo and takes shit from no one. Also plays for the right team.
-Ice theme for unlimited pun based features. Also has cold drinks at all times like every self respecting ninja should.
-Ice cold killer blood acts as natural deterrent to poor decision making, seeing as how he is perpetually chill.
-Passion for song and dance along with fur neck pieces. (see Deception/alternate costume in Armageddon for cold hard evidence.)
-Classy ice clone poses make for the ultimate bro down experience.
-Makes both sides of the pillow cool for enhanced sleeping comfort and duration. It's been so long since Scorpion's slept that he literally has no pupils.
-Was my first main. So obviously wins by default.
-Loses 1/2 point for not getting original story voice when playing alternate costume of young sub in MK9 versus.
Young Subzero (Tundra)
-Got lacerated by KL hat in original story. Loses points for sloppiness that no self respecting ninja would partake in.
-Got captured by Cyber ninjas in alternate story. Loses points for reckless engagement of enemy commander with no friends, back up plan, hell, even a smoke bomb or something for elder god's sake.
-Gains points for bromance with Smoke. Still a scrub though.
-Didn't keep his mostly impractical ice showers from the old games (save oki game, I guess). So sadface.
This thread reminds me why I like MK so much, lol. But there you have it, many facts that make it clear as an ice cube that Subzero is the better of the two, hands down. Lin Kuei>Shirai Ryu. (Save that we have Cyrax and Sektor. Race aside, they're kind of a d-bags and are more of a minus than a plus.)