The Tortoise Patch Betting Shop

[Lt. Boxy Angelman]

As long as they leave Tremor alone, I genuinely don't care what they do from this point forward. Don't need buffs, don't deserve nerfs, and I put up with the MK9 and IGAU top tiers long enough that I'm not worried about who the best in this game are/will eventually be. The BS of now will only give way to the BS of later (see: old Jin VS new Shinnok). I just wanna be able to figure it out without any of my stones being turned the wrong way.

 

[M.D.]

I'll take: remove armor on all subzero enhanced specials except slide.

 

[buyacushun]

Only taking bets based on the upcoming patch for now.
No improvement to anti airs = 5:1
No mention of online = 2:1

OK new bet.

20 on no improvement to AAs.
15 on no mention of online.
10 on tremor buffs.
5 on kung lao nerfs.

Let's Go new pair of shoes.

 

[I GOT HANDS]

I'm going all in. 50 coins on Shinnok remaining unchanged.

 

[Prinz]

10 on tremor gets nerfed.

I'm affraid of this for some reason. I'm also affraid that fraud dave will get beaten by the other two variations and will make a thread about Tremor being too good before the patch comes out and it'll have an influence.

 

[Scott The Scot]

I have a motorcycle...

You're fired. I'd kill you with my mind, but - doesn't feel right. Feel like I'd be putting down a special needs member of the cast of Foot Loose. Huh? You gonna go fight some nerds? Hey, MadeFromMetal. Wanna see my claws?

Eeehhhh! Bub! F*** you.

 

[MadeFromMetal]

You're fired. I'd kill you with my mind, but - doesn't feel right. Feel like I'd be putting down a special needs member of the cast of Foot Loose. Huh? You gonna go fight some nerds? Hey, MadeFromMetal. Wanna see my claws?

Eeehhhh! Bub! F*** you.

Haha! That's the best series on YouTube hands down. Wish he made more.

 

[WidowPuppy]

For some reason NRS hates Jacqui and their new cast. It's like they don't want us to like them which is super weird.

Most likely they're working on her death scene in the Story Mode intro for MK11, probably a QTE with multiple death options.

 

[Scott The Scot]

Haha! That's the best series on YouTube hands down. Wish he made more.

He makes a bunch of really funny stuff like the bad doctor series, the Street Fighter behind the red tape series, the bad lawyer series. He's got a ton of hilarious stuff man, check it out! All small 2 minute videos like Ex-Men haha

Definitely, one of my favourite things on YouTube.

 

[Prinz]

Most likely they're working on her death scene in the Story Mode intro for MK11, probably a QTE with multiple death options.

Jaqui I'd leave in, Takeda and Jin on the hand I'd gladly not see anymore.

 

[Amplified$hotz]

You should add fixes to the actual game. Like mids whiffing.

 

[WidowPuppy]

Jaqui I'd leave in, Takeda and Jin on the hand I'd gladly not see anymore.

Maybe she'll become the female equivalent of Jax, viability wise [Maybe get some of his specials]. Have Ermac rip off her arms so she can get some shiny new metal ones with better range.

 

[HanSolo]

Jaqui I'd leave in, Takeda and Jin on the hand I'd gladly not see anymore.

Scrap all 3 I say. Bring back kotal, dvorah, and erron in mk11. Cassie can replace Sonya or be dlc

 

[Prinz]

Maybe she'll become the female equivalent of Jax, viability wise [Maybe get some of his specials]. Have Ermac rip off her arms so she can get some shiny new metal ones with better range.

Maybe half of her body to bring something new. Female Cyborg for MK11 confirmed.

 

[ETC AdmiralAugustus]

1:5 Kano is buffed
10:1 Kano is nerfed
2:1 Kano is unchanged
50:1 Kano is replaced with Crocodile Dundee

50:1 on the Dundee? So you're saying there's a chance!?

I have 50, right? Alright I am gonna bet as follows:

Kano is buffed: 25 Tortoise Tokens
Kano is nerfed: 10 Tortoise Tokens
Kano is unchanged: 10 Tortoise Tokens
The Dundee: 5 Tortoise Tokens

 

[roosTakk]

Ima let you finish, but ill put all my turtles in NRS forever having the worst netcode of all time

 

[Vilén]

Ima let you finish, but ill put all my turtles in NRS forever having the worst netcode of all time

For the price of recording Takeda/Kung Jin dialogue, they could've probably made it pretty decent too.

 

[Zatoichi]

I see it happening if NRS allows all parries to parry airborne attacks as well.

 

[Nu-Skoool]

Regardless of what happens to Sub what are my odds of getting a vintage Brady moment within 2 days post patch? @SneakyTortoise

 

[SneakyTortoise]

Regardless of what happens to Sub what are my odds of getting a vintage Brady moment within 2 days post patch? @SneakyTortoise

1:100

@SneakyTortoise
Here's my prediction, and I need betting odds for this.
Currently, if an OH and a low connect on the same frame, those properties are negated and the two moves combine into a single mid.
I'm banking that that one frame will be widened to something like 3 frames, nerfing characters like Summoner, Spec Ops, Hunter, Full Auto (and sadly Takeda and Krawler D'vorah).

What are my odds?

5:1

 

[omooba]

Wha- I wa- hmmm... Your not all... there? Are you?

is it that obvious lol u said something about madzin's footage? can i s it?

 

[Scott The Scot]

is it that obvious lol u said something about madzin's footage? can i s it?

Yeah man, my original post was a Joke. Here's the footage of Madzin 6-0'ing A F0xy Grandpa with Sub Zero!

 

[ienjoywinning]

I have all my money on kung lao is
going to get nerfed hard they already did it in mk9 so why not mkx right ;-;

 

[RVB]

I'll take: remove armor on all subzero enhanced specials except slide.

Dunno if you're being sarcastic or dumb... probably both

 

[omooba]

Yeah man, my original post was a Joke. Here's the footage of Madzin 6-0'ing A F0xy Grandpa with Sub Zero!

now i hear the sarcasm lol