The Tortoise Patch Betting Shop

[SneakyTortoise]

let me know what odds you can give me.

Jacqui getting buffed - i put 10 down
Takeda getting buffed - 10 more
Predator gets nerfed - 10 (to be specific, his damage scaling)
Shinnok gets nerfed - 10

And the last one, and I hope you give me real good odds on this...

They universally buff anti airing. (or nerf jump ins) - 10

Jacqui buffs = 1:5
Takeda buffs = 1:5
Buff to anti airing = 1:10

20 tokens on Tremor getting buffed.
5 tokens on Kung Lao getting nerfed.

What are the odds for characters like Jacqui and Kotal to get no DLC costumes? Can I get odds on them not getting costumes in a certain time frame (ie: 3 months or 6 months)?
What are the odds for no improvement to AAs?
What are the odds that the patch notes even mention online?

Only taking bets based on the upcoming patch for now.
No improvement to anti airs = 5:1
No mention of online = 2:1

Can I get odds on Gunslinger buffs?

2:1

Odds on Scorpion getting another costume? All 50 on that shit.

1:1000000000

50 tokens on Ferra/Torr getting buffed and suddenly becoming viable and "new Bane".

@SneakyTortoise put it down

F/T to receive venom = 1:2

@SneakyTortoise What are the odds you'll give me for these scenarios:

Kano is buffed
Kano is nerfed
Kano is unchanged
Kano is replaced by Crocodile Dundee

1:5
10:1
2:1
50:1

What are the odds on a Tremor nerf?

Overall Tremor nerf (more nerfs than buffs) = 10:1

@SneakyTortoise 20 tokens on Tempest being left alone.

30 on hatrick getting buffed.

Tempest being left alone = 5:1
Hattrick getting buffed 2:1

 

[SaSSolino]

Sub zero to receive buffs = 2:1

all my cash on no buff to anti airs.

 

[Derptile]

@SneakyTortoise Kano has a better chance of getting buffs rather than nerfs, just saying.

 

[SneakyTortoise]

@SneakyTortoise what if I put half of my tokens on BS Shinnok getting nerfed but I will also put another half on Shinnok's other variation getting buffed)? Can I do that?!

So 25 on Shinnok Nerfed
And 25 on Shinnok buffed)

Yep that's allowed. The odds in the OP apply

 

[SneakyTortoise]

@SneakyTortoise Kano has a better chance of getting buffs rather than nerfs, just saying.

And the odds I've given reflect that

 

[Derptile]

And the odds I've given reflect that

Oh nvm then, I am full potato.

 

[ZigZag]

I'm okay with some nerfs to DF but don't touch FF anymore it's perfect where it's at, he's strong in this variation but not fucking stupid like DF.. some DF nerfs are imminent, but I swear if they nerf FF LK i'll be upset :'(

 

[Samsara]

30 on Unbreakable buffs

15 on Cryo buffs

5 on GM clone adjustments

Best believe if I don't see Subby's name on a patch note I'll hiss up a storm

 

[Scott The Scot]

can u post a link

Wha- I wa- hmmm... Your not all... there? Are you?

 

[LEGI0N47]

I'll have to think about your posted odds.

However I'd be willing to wager all 50 that more top-tier /popular characters receive buffs while mid to low ones don't get much or anything that really matters for them.

 

[fr stack]

odds on the next patch breaking online ?

 

[A F0xy Grampa]

Kung Lao will be buffed, all in.

 

[EMPEROR PRYCE]

I put 25 on shinnok getting nerfed slightly

I put 25 on predator remaining stupid even after the patch.

 

[Gesture Required Ahead]

What are odds for betting that this patch doesn't come out 'til nearly the end of the year? Along with more DLC

 

[Vithar]

Online will still suck hard.

 

[xInfra Deadx]

Put down:

10 on Sub community bitching out
10 on Kenshi being buffed
30 that Hish-Qu-Ten does not get touched. (Minus the damage scaling)

 

[HanSolo]

30 on online goes untouched.

10 on shinnok goes untouched.

10 on tremor gets nerfed.

 

[MadeFromMetal]

Wha- I wa- hmmm... Your not all... there? Are you?

I'm not all here!

 

[Scott The Scot]

I'm not all here!

Are you just saying back to me, what I am saying?

 

[kantboy-2]

50 tokens on Unbreakable becoming the best Sub variation post patch.

 

[MadeFromMetal]

Are you just saying back to me, what I am saying?

Did you repeat what I just said?

 

[Scott The Scot]

Did you repeat what I just said?

Wol- Shh- Ff- mmm- MadeFromMetal I'm going to write you a prescription for an antipsychotic that I would like you to take.

 

[RVB]

50 tokens on Unbreakable becoming the best Sub variation post patch.

 

[MadeFromMetal]

Wol- Shh- Ff- mmm- MadeFromMetal I'm going to write you a prescription for an antipsychotic that I would like you to take.

I have a motorcycle...

 

[Farpafraf]

What can I buy with tortoise tokens? All in for "What's a Goro?" btw.