The Tortoise Patch Betting Shop

[Gito666]

@SneakyTortoise you write the absolute coolest threads. You explained odds in the most clear, concise manner... something that's confused me my whole life, if I'm being honest.

Good shit man, keep it up!

 

[Ecodus]

let me know what odds you can give me.

Jacqui getting buffed - i put 10 down
Takeda getting buffed - 10 more
Predator gets nerfed - 10 (to be specific, his damage scaling)
Shinnok gets nerfed - 10

And the last one, and I hope you give me real good odds on this...

They universally buff anti airing. (or nerf jump ins) - 10

 

[buyacushun]

20 tokens on Tremor getting buffed.
5 tokens on Kung Lao getting nerfed.

What are the odds for characters like Jacqui and Kotal to get no DLC costumes? Can I get odds on them not getting costumes in a certain time frame (ie: 3 months or 6 months)?
What are the odds for no improvement to AAs?
What are the odds that the patch notes even mention online?

 

[DarksydeDash]

Hat Kung Lao has a chance for buffs again i'd say.

 

[Deadly Torcher]

I'll give all my tokens to charity if they nerf 50\50's across the board.

 

[MrProfDrPepper]

I'll place 20 coins on the kenshi buff because a man can hope. And 30 coins on a predator nerf even though that isn't an option I know it will happen

 

[The Farmer]

Can I get odds on Gunslinger buffs?

 

[JustPressingButtons]

@SneakyTortoise talk about taking shit posting and stroking the e-peen to another level.

 

[omooba]

They were going to buff Sub Zero, then Madzin's footage was released at VSF5 and they took the changes out of the patch.

can u post a link

Why on earth would Lao get a buff? No one is even asking for Lao buffs.


Meanwhile Goro, Jacqui, and Jason are all drowning while the NRS boat circles around them ignoring their screams.

what's wrong with jason.

 

[Zatoichi]

@SneakyTortoise

10 down on Kano getting buffed and his hitboxes fixed
15 down on Shinnok getting Nerfed
10 down on Scorpion, Sub Zero, and other characters with broken crouch blocking hitboxes getting fixed.
15 down on Predator HQT and Hunter getting nerfed while Warrior gets buffs.

 

[Prinz]

0.1 on the netcode (still hella wins)
0.1 on Goro being buffed (he was supposed to make moneys, not be a viable character from what it seems)
0.1 on a new DLC of Dutch (it's the only way to deal with Predator).
I need more options to bet, still some tokens left

 

[CabooseLeGoose]

Odds on Scorpion getting another costume? All 50 on that shit.

 

[LEGEND]

(TYM Saltybets)

Putting a token on netcode for now. I'll come back when the op is updated with more options

 

[Doombawkz]

50 tokens on Ferra/Torr getting buffed and suddenly becoming viable and "new Bane".

@SneakyTortoise put it down

 

[ETC AdmiralAugustus]

@SneakyTortoise What are the odds you'll give me for these scenarios:

Kano is buffed
Kano is nerfed
Kano is unchanged
Kano is replaced by Crocodile Dundee

 

[Wam-Zlay]

Reptile buff - 20 coins
Johnny Cage hitbox fix - 20 coins
Failing exams because i play mortal kombat instead of learning - 10 coins

@SneakyTortoise What are the odds you'll give me for these scenarios:
Kano is replaced by Crocodile Dundee

this would be awesome. I´d prefer if they replace jason with him!

 

[Zatoichi]

50 tokens on Ferra/Torr getting buffed and suddenly becoming viable and "new Bane".

@SneakyTortoise put it down

Kano is going to be the Bane of this game

 

[JJV Phoenix]

What are the odds on a Tremor nerf?

 

[Phosferrax]

@SneakyTortoise 20 tokens on Tempest being left alone.

30 on hatrick getting buffed.

 

[just_2swift]

I bet all my coins cryo sub is getting buffed. run cancels with his sword strings Like A-list Johnny and the ability to run cancel his ice ball and him being more plus after f4 2+grab string.

 

[Derptile]

All 50 on Liu Kang nerfs.

 

[SneakyTortoise]

Odds on F/T buffs?
Odds on Jacqui fixes?
Odds on mechanical changes?
Odds on added features?
Odds on KP2 compatibility along with KP2 teaser?

F/T buffs = 1:5
Would need a more specific change for the next two
Kp2 compatability = 1:10

What odds will you give me on Takeda receiving no buffs?

No buffs for takeda = 2:1

all tortoise tokens on new dlc skins instead of fixing the game @SneakyTortoise what are my odds?

2:1

 

[-narshkajke-]

I'm putting all for sub-zero buff/fixes,
I'm romantic like that

 

[MsMiharo]

All my tokens on Kano NOT getting any significant fixes. Jacqui might finally get to shine but lbsh for some reason NRS hates jacqui and their new cast. It's like they don't want us to like them which is super weird.

 

[legion666]

@SneakyTortoise what if I put half of my tokens on BS Shinnok getting nerfed but I will also put another half on Shinnok's other variation getting buffed)? Can I do that?!

So 25 on Shinnok Nerfed
And 25 on Shinnok buffed)