The shazzy appreciation thread

[The Farmer]

Shazzyam........ That's his real name, don't get it twisted. Also, I'm convinced he is a lost boy, he's been 18 years old for 4 years now.

 

[B. Shazzy]

dont mind me u guise just leaving saltface's contribution to this thread

https://clips.twitch.tv/saltyquinn/CalmAardvarkBuddhaBar

carry on u guise sorry to interrupt pretend like im not monitoring all the time lul

 

[B. Shazzy]

hello. you've all heard the stories. some of you know me as the best nrs players in socal, some as a meme legend, or as the guy who made bums like zoofs ragequit (lul), maybe i bodied one of your boys, or even some as the best lover they will ever have had. men want to be me and all your women want to be with me. but this thread really isn't about me.

this thread is for all my footsoldiers out there who are tired of bums, the mkxl aliens/sonyas/etc, the injustice zods/batgirls/ etc, all the frauds masquerading as top fighting game players in this community. the no-footsie-having-armor babies, the scrubs who describe viable "zoning" only as fullscreen-lockdown- zoning-but-still-have-safe-50/50s frauds who have infiltrated this beautiful community's hearts and minds only to corrupt them, turning tym into a cesspool of "top player" propaganda and hyping up bums.

no more. some of you, like loyal baconboy here, have already bear witness to the truth. others forever blind to it like xxxxxInfra_ BumxXxxx. on March 20, 2017, everything changes. the starboy nrs comunity deserves will rise. thank you all.

shoutouts to the mother of my children laos_bae and of course harambe. i ask god everyday why couldnt he have taken me instead.

well there you have it folks. mission accomplished. did everything i said i would, and i couldnt have done it without all u guise... being super free af lul


shut her down crimsonshadow nothing left to see here. see you all in injustice 3 hopefully i can actually use my main then instead of having to sandbag to feel almost challenged


id like to dedicate this to the mother of my children @Rabbit no wait i mean @Temptress lul

 

[Daemantalo]

well there you have it folks. mission accomplished. couldnt have done it without all u guise... being super free af lul


shut her down crimsonshadow nothing left to see here. see you all in injustice 3 hopefully i can actually use my main then instead of having to sandbag to feel almost challenged


id like to dedicate this to the mother of my children @Rabbit no wait i mean @Temptress lul

10/10 necro

 

[HeroesNZ]

As your sugar daddy I expect to see my own appreciation thread in the near future Bacon

 

[EMPRESS_SunFire]

He hit me in the face once... it was fantastic.
Also I heard he makes car commercials... in JAPAN!

 

[MidTierHarley]

shazzyam>b.shazzy.

 

[Eddy Wang]

lul

 

[God Confirm]

makes me remember a time when Shazzy was funny

 

[RagingRicans]

@zoofs

 

[myri]

Who?

 

[B. Shazzy]

say something nice about shazzy guise dont just stand there !!

 

[Crusty]

Wow, I was actually edgy and annoyed asf back then.

I still don't find this guy funny though, never will. That being said, this thread was interesting.

 

[Temptress]

well there you have it folks. mission accomplished. did everything i said i would, and i couldnt have done it without all u guise... being super free af lul


shut her down crimsonshadow nothing left to see here. see you all in injustice 3 hopefully i can actually use my main then instead of having to sandbag to feel almost challenged


id like to dedicate this to the mother of my children @Rabbit no wait i mean @Temptress lul

Thanks daddy.

 

[00001]

Why aren't more people coming through to give props to the legend? C'mon guise don't be shy.

We were all rooting for you Shazzy.

 

[BadMoodBarry]

Why aren't more people coming through to give props to the legend?

probably because shazzy comes across as a tool

 

[VSC_Supreme]

Everytime i read "lul" I lick my lips and can still taste the salt.

 

[SaltShaker]

Never seen someone called out and challenged, and then proceed to deliver body bags over the years as much as Shazzy. All hail the G.O.A.T.

 

[B. Shazzy]

Thanks daddy.

a-anytime lover

 

[neveradestroyer]

I gotta admit. Shazzy fighting spirit is awesome. also his troll techs are on point. Credit whom credit deserves.

 

[Baconlord]

This thread is one of the greatest things I've ever done on this site

 

[EMPRESS_SunFire]

This is Shazzy rn

 

[Tweedy]

Tfw I only beat Foreverking's Batman in the IPS East tournament because of Shazzy.

 

[EntropicByDesign]

I guess it's my grumpy old adult showing, but I don't find this shitsmear on the internet's boxers all that interesting or funny. Just.. pathetic really.

I mean, I know we're supposed to see his WEIRD ass obsession with defending/downplaying Guile as a kind of running joke, but I'm not convinced it is..a lot of truth is said in jest and I'm pretty sure that the reality of it is simply, as stated, pathetic.

 

[Tweedy]

I guess it's my grumpy old adult showing, but I don't find this shitsmear on the internet's boxers all that interesting or funny. Just.. pathetic really.

I mean, I know we're supposed to see his WEIRD ass obsession with defending/downplaying Guile as a kind of running joke, but I'm not convinced it is..a lot of truth is said in jest and I'm pretty sure that the reality of it is simply, as stated, pathetic.

Look my guy Shazzy is not based around Guile or Batman downplay. Shazzy is just Shazzy. He is not a real person nor is he a real thing. Shazzy is the thing inside of us that drives us to get out of bed each morning. Shazzy is the mb up batarang that keeps us locked down but also teaches us discipline. Shazzy is the sonic boom that makes us want to jump but reminds us to be patient. Shazzy is the other side of the pillow with the coolness of an air conditioned room after a hot, sunny day.

You are one human who's life will pass just like the rest of us. We only make a small mark. Shazzy however, is forever.