The Official Kabal Crybaby Thread

Discussion in 'Kabal' started by REO, May 1, 2012.

  1. REO

    REO Undead
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    With the increase of recent posts and threads in this forum, I have been inspired to construct this thread. Kung Lao had one back in the day for very similar reasons, so why not Kabal? For all of you who like to clutter this forum with your tears concerning this magnificent character, you can all rejoice and complain here. Posts that are off-topic in threads crying about Kabal, shall and can be moved to this thread by any moderator of choice, but I will mostly be handling the work.

    I would also like to mention that Kabal players have the most class out of any group pertaining to an individual character. We rarely complain about things like input bugs (even though our character suffers the most from it), we even sympathize with people who play certain characters like Kano or Noob. Most importantly, we acknowledge our character is very good - something that other communities for certain characters should take note and start doing. And what do we get in return? Hate and jealousy.

    Now then, all of you can go ahead and dispel some of that salt from your system.
  2. i h8 how he zones cus i cant get past it and his rushdown is best in game he shouldnt have that 50/50 safe mix ups do like 10% infinite too is weigh too op 2 dash 2 dash so ez nerf kabal to bottom 2 plz plus he hz nevur had air gas blasts in ne mk so y in mk9 he has them idk??????!!? plus i herd all kabal players r juggalo? ❤
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  3. NKZero

    NKZero Premium Supporter
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    Kabal wins every match-up 8-2. He shouldn't be in the game. iaGB are broken. Saw has a 0 frame start-up. His spin on wake-up can hit you in the opposite direction. Dash cancels are cheap. F32-NDC is still an infinite in my eyes because I cannot escape it. REO uses hitbox. Basically, fuck Kabal.

    Haha on a serious note he is the hardest character to play with so I do respect Kabal players that have their shit down. If people didn't have a heart attack every time they see a dash cancel then they can escape his pressure fairly easily. Plus his zoning will only hold you down for so long until you corner him.

    For the sake of the salty, just read the first paragraph...


    Fuckin Kabal, why u make everyone in the UK scared of gettin that carpel tunnel swag? Nobody wants to play him and I cant get any MU exp against you ya fuckin prick!
  5. Cat

    Cat This guy looks kind of tuff...

    Kabal <3
  6. bipolar_shango

    bipolar_shango " Bros before Hoes"

    Kabal is gay. :)
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  7. GNG Iniquity

    GNG Iniquity #bufftaquito #punchwalk #whiffycage

    Well, he does have pony tails...
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  8. smokey

    smokey EX Ovi should launch

    i just dont get the concept behind cancelling the nomad dash.

    characters do specials, and then dont cancel them fair enough, but if you do a normal, and then a dash, and then cancel it, you become at more advantage than you were before it just makes no sense. you shouldnt be at more advantage because you didnt do a dash then decide you didnt want to anymore and cancel it, you should be at more advantage when you dont dash at all because the time it takes to dash is clearly greater than the time it takes to not dash, so by this logic the dash cancel should put you at disadvantage.

    also on a 2d plane how do you make someone spin by running face first into them. you should hit into them and end up on the floor ontop of them face to face cos ur gay
  9. DownfouralitY

    DownfouralitY buff erron
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    Fuck you all. Kabal is the coolest character in Mortal Kombat. Go take your princesses and overrated Ninjas and suck it!

    The best character in the game is a burn victim!

    Oh, and his pony tails? Yeah. He has them. Cause he's just that good. Ponytail Tier <3
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  10. Eh SnOwY

    Eh SnOwY DBFZ Player in 2018

    i like Kabal
  11. PND OmegaK

    PND OmegaK Drunk and Orderly
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    PND OmegaK
    He'd be a much less shit character if he had his ending costume
  12. GGA soonk

    GGA soonk ĜĞÅ §ººñ|<®©™
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    11-13 frames in between dash cancel strings? I can't poke out of this bullshit. Better than cage!

    Can't get out of your pressure, then I get hit with one of your 50/50s, and now I'm out of your pressure. Broken!
  13. McNasty

    McNasty Moist.
    Premium Supporter

    Crooked sword havin ass mofucka

    Sent from my LG-LW690 using Tapatalk 2
  14. SquirtMcGirt

    SquirtMcGirt Purple balls covering the screen

    Your character would be awesome too if they had a set of badass hook swords strapped to their back.... I think all the jealousy and hate relates to all you whiney little girls having penis envy. thud thud woosh! That shit is way to gangster.

    representing TMP
  15. AC1984

    AC1984 Kaballin!

    Everyone who replied directly to REO's topic, fuck you all
  16. BenGmanUk

    BenGmanUk Get staffed bro

    I did f32~NDC once and I felt pro. True story...
  17. eskuAdradit0

    eskuAdradit0 "Thanks" button abuser.

    Kabal is really kool because his dash is like the run button in UMK3. It makes matches soo fast paced.
  18. G4S KT

    G4S KT Gaming4Satan Founder

    you risk your reputation by playing Kabal. If you win it's "whatever man, he used Kabal"

    If you lose its "that trash bitch couldn't even win with Kabal"
  19. sub_on_dubs

    sub_on_dubs Nerf me till I'll melt

    Broken character. peace
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  20. exyle

    exyle Noob

    this last part is the best. Lmao
  21. Doctor Angel

    Doctor Angel Founder Of The Advent Kombat Alliance.
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    This post wins the thread automatically.

    To be clear: I fucking HATE fighting Kabal, but I have the utmost respect for anyone who wields him.
  22. K7L33THA

    K7L33THA Grapple > Footsies
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    You monsters...
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  23. NkdSingularity

    NkdSingularity Truth and Ugly

    I love it when someone is learning Kabal and I can just hold block and wait for them to fuck themselves by screwing up NDC :D.

    Also I once commented that his p2 colour looks like a sith and called him Darth Kabal, it never caught on :(.
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  24. A F0xy Grampa

    A F0xy Grampa Problem X Promotions
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    Stupid burnt face prick
  25. How would YOU like it if Kitana had a fan lift cancel leaving her on + like for every normal!!!!!


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