Eric The Scruffy
Warrior
Having a drunk aquaman session right now and I keep running into a guy named "No Smile". He's a scrubby deathstroke who does nothing but zone and I've bodied him a bunch of times before and he has ragequit *every* *single* *time*......but tonight he's adopted a really unique trolling approach. He actually highlights aquaman and waits for the timer to run out, then ragequits at the start of the match when it says begin. Eventually I sent him a message:
"I don't get it dude...why even play?"
"lol u play like a twat so i make u think about it for a minute then i peace out and wait for someone who can play without cheezin and cornertrappin."
So i sent him a message saying
"Lol, cheezin? Corner trapping? What you're really saying is that you can't be bothered to actually get good at the game so you can't deal with it when someone doesn't let you just go full screen and zone. lol...I'm even drunk right now."
"lol u have done the same shit 10000 times u should be able to repeat the pattern if u were in a coma. 60 seconds everytime we match up then im out. cheese some1 else lol blocked btw"
Seriously....I don't even use the word cheeser as I consider it to be a scrub word but the fact that a purely zoning deathstroke would call me one is freaking hysterical.
"I don't get it dude...why even play?"
"lol u play like a twat so i make u think about it for a minute then i peace out and wait for someone who can play without cheezin and cornertrappin."
So i sent him a message saying
"Lol, cheezin? Corner trapping? What you're really saying is that you can't be bothered to actually get good at the game so you can't deal with it when someone doesn't let you just go full screen and zone. lol...I'm even drunk right now."
"lol u have done the same shit 10000 times u should be able to repeat the pattern if u were in a coma. 60 seconds everytime we match up then im out. cheese some1 else lol blocked btw"
Seriously....I don't even use the word cheeser as I consider it to be a scrub word but the fact that a purely zoning deathstroke would call me one is freaking hysterical.