I didn't find your "joke" quite fucking funny at all TBH. Most important, it is NONE of your damn business how I afford what I have, I recently was laid off my job and have to be very strict with how money is spent. And when did I ever say I travel to tournaments asshole?? $159.99 is an EXCESSIVE amount of money to be spent on a fucking controller, whatever excuse you give to it. You should do some proper reading before posting comments with such disgusting ignorance in them
There not that hard too build all you need a box made of whatever material you like, some 24mm sanwas and a single 30mm sanwa, a single cthulu chip (for dual mod, they also make single console chips too), some wire too connect the sanwas, and then a usb cable too run from the cthulu too your console.
If you can't afford a hitbox or arcade stick you can always steal shit from home depot than sell that shit off a highway off ramp or swing around the brass pole a few times jessica lynch you'll get plenty of college money and you don't even need to leave west virginia.
There that joke had punchlines. I'll be in the car.
ps Ban Hitbox (even tho mine is literally broken atm so I can't even play with ffs; why do they break so fucking easily) and also ban people who insist on touching you before or after a match regardless if you won or lost. I don't want too touch you leper. Here take this elbow pound.