CHAMPIONSHIT MATCH
3. Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark (Atari 2600)
Oh those lovely Atari games. This game was the prehistoric version of Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest. Some of the secrets in this game are so cryptic that you will never figure them out. This game required the use of TWO controllers in order to play it. Also, due to the pixelated graphics, it's nearly impossible to tell what the hell you are looking at. Just watch the video to see what I mean. I'd rather play North and South on the NES than this piece of shit.
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1. Superman (N64)
This game is so shitty I automatically advanced it two rounds, lol. How shitty is it you ask? Well for one, it's easily the worst N64 game ever created. What makes it so bad? The gameplay. You fly through rings, rings, rings, more, rings, and did I mention you fly through rings? It's like an eternal Star Fox practice mode. On the off chance you manage to beat the ring mode, you have an impossible to beat the first time challenge in 6 seconds. If you fail... back to the rings again. Why the fuck does there need to be so much emphasis on the damn rings? Not to mention, where is the Superman theme?! It's all generic crappy music. The graphics are N64-esque. Lots of polygons, but piss poor textures and anti-aliasing. I will give away a free copy of MK9 to anyone who plays through this game, records themselves, and beats it without failing a single mission even once. Assuming you have the patience, I feel confident in saying I have nothing to worry about.
