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Shittiest game of all time - #3 Raiders of the Lost Ark VS #1 Superman 64

Which game was worse?

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark (Atari)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Superman (N64)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
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MKB

MKB

Forum General Emeritus
Shittiest game of all time - #1 E.T. (Atari 2600) VS #4 Bebe's Kids (SNES)

Today's Matchup:

1. ET (Atari 2600)


This game is widely considered one of the worst games ever to be released for any system. Many copies of this game were returned almost immediately due to the horrible gameplay. Atari went to such lengths to bury unsold copies of this game in a desert out in the state of New Mexico. Most importantly, it is often cited as one of the key contributors to the video game crash of 1983 that almost put the gaming industry out of business.

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4. Bebe's Kids (SNES)


Here's a game based off an infamous animated movie. The movie was a bomb in theatres and even moreso on the SNES. The gameplay itself is tiring and monotonous. Enemies require 1000 punches to kill and the characters move slower than molasses. Easily one of the worst games on the SNES.
 
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X820

Noob
Shittiest game of all time - #1 E.T. (Atari 2600) VS #4 Bebe's Kids (SNES)

ET for me, that piece of crap is horrendous.
 
MKB

MKB

Forum General Emeritus
Shittiest game of all time - #1 E.T. (Atari 2600) VS #4 Bebe's Kids (SNES)

As expected, ET marches on in a no-contest victory...

Today's Matchup:

1. Pac-Man (Atari 2600)


Some people may see this game on the list and wonder WTF am I thinking? Why would I put one of the most popular games of all time on this list? Well, actually, I'm not. The arcade version of PacMan was awesome. Addictive gameplay, simple and smooth graphics, great sound effects, good cutscenes in between acts, etc. This version of E.T. for the Atari, though, was a complete pile of SHIT. I remember this being the first game i ever played and my grandma hyped it to no end. If only she knew just how bad it really was. This game, along with E.T., is widely responsible for the video game crash of 1983.

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4. Color a Dinosaur (NES)


The title of this game says it all. Imagine an NES version of Mario Paint, only take away all the animation and sound. Now take away all the games, options, basic color schemes, and fun. That's Color a Dinosaur. You get a choice of 16 dinosaurs to color, all of which are sterotypically cookie cutter cute. Granted the game is for 3-6 year olds, but it still sucks monkey balls. One of the worst NES games of all time.
 
MKB

MKB

Forum General Emeritus
Shittiest game of all time - #1 PacMan (Atari 2600) VS #4 Color a Dinosaur (NES)

As strange as this sounds, I'm voting Dinosaur. I enjoyed PacMan on Atari growing up and that has to count for something... *shudders*
 
TerryMasters

TerryMasters

Mortal
Shittiest game of all time - #1 PacMan (Atari 2600) VS #4 Color a Dinosaur (NES)

I'm voting Dino, but I always wondered if it was possible for us to code a better 2600 port of Pac-Man. Sure there are going to be technical limitations, but I never could figure out if this game was as bad as it is because of lazy programming, or the architecture. I wouldn't be surprised if we could do it better!
 
MKB

MKB

Forum General Emeritus
Shittiest game of all time - #1 PacMan (Atari 2600) VS #4 Color a Dinosaur (NES)

Given the most votes in one poll has been 6 and it's already 4-0 Dino, I'm advancing Dinosaur into the next round.

Today's Matchup:

1. Superman (N64)


This game is so shitty I automatically advanced it two rounds, lol. How shitty is it you ask? Well for one, it's easily the worst N64 game ever created. What makes it so bad? The gameplay. You fly through rings, rings, rings, more, rings, and did I mention you fly through rings? It's like an eternal Star Fox practice mode. On the off chance you manage to beat the ring mode, you have an impossible to beat the first time challenge in 6 seconds. If you fail... back to the rings again. Why the fuck does there need to be so much emphasis on the damn rings? Not to mention, where is the Superman theme?! It's all generic crappy music. The graphics are N64-esque. Lots of polygons, but piss poor textures and anti-aliasing. I will give away a free copy of MK9 to anyone who plays through this game, records themselves, and beats it without failing a single mission even once. Assuming you have the patience, I feel confident in saying I have nothing to worry about.

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2. Custer's Revenge (Atari 2600)


Again, another shitty title that received an automatic double bye for its crap factor. This game was bad on so many levels. What really put it over the edge was the fact you could rape a naked Native American up against a cactus. Yes, I said that right. The object of the game is to make your way over to this naked woman, and fuck her while dodging spears being chucked in your direction. If anybody tried to pull this shit nowadays, the game would never make it past the beta testing phase.The most shocking thing about this is that Custer's Revenge was by no means the only pornographic Atari game. There are quite a few out there. Google Atari porn if you must.
 
Dreamcatcher

Dreamcatcher

EFL Founder
Shittiest game of all time - #1 Superman VS #2 Custer's Revenge

Honestly, it looks like Custer's Revenge at least has some replay value. lol

If someone can find a more frustrating game than Superman 64, I will make them a fucking ham sandwich and FedEx it TODAY.
 
MKB

MKB

Forum General Emeritus
Shittiest game of all time - #1 Superman VS #2 Custer's Revenge

Superman advances as expected, though not by much...

Today's Matchup:

1. Action 52 (NES)

Angry Video Game Nerd: Action 52 - ScrewAttack

Here it is - The glitchiest game ever made on any console. Easily one of the worst games of all time, if not the worst. This game sucked so hard for so many reasons. Unlike other NES games, this is a compilation of multiple (52) games. For this reason alone, the MSRP was $199. Let me say that again. This game retailed for ONE HUNDRED NINETY NINE DOLLARS. Some of the games crashed for no reason, had horrendous controls, glitched graphics, stolen music, spelling errors, they were un-winnable, and flat out sucked donkey dick (well, ok , all of them did.)

It seriously looks like the game was thrown together in 52 minutes. If you are even remotely intrigued to play this game or download the ROM, be forewarned and stay the FUCK away. (But do watch the video for 30 minutes of laughs.)

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2. Catfight (PC)


Here is arguably the worst PC game ever made. EVER. This is a Mortal Kombat clone with nothing but women fighters. The graphics are laughably bad, the animation is piss poor, and the bitches are ugly as hell. You want a good laugh? Watch this video... lmao
 
Dreamcatcher

Dreamcatcher

EFL Founder
Shittiest game of all time - #1 Action 52 (NES) VS #2 Catfight (PC)

I was thinking pretty hard about this one. Ultimately I decided I would much rather play Action 52.

And by the way, I'm not meaning to comment after each vote I do. But I love this thread. lol
 
MKB

MKB

Forum General Emeritus
Shittiest game of all time - #1 Action 52 (NES) VS #2 Catfight (PC)

Tied after 24 hours. Next vote wins
 
MKB

MKB

Forum General Emeritus
Shittiest game of all time - #1 Action 52 (NES) VS #2 Catfight (PC)

Alright, Catfight advances. I think on a non-fighting game site, it would have been a lopsided victory the other way for A52 as I really don't think there's a comparison here. Moving on.
 
MKB

MKB

Forum General Emeritus
Shittiest game of all time - #1 E.T. (Atari 2600) VS #2 Big Rigs (PC)

Today's Matchup:

1. ET (Atari 2600)


This game is widely considered one of the worst games ever to be released for any system. Many copies of this game were returned almost immediately due to the horrible gameplay. Atari went to such lengths to bury unsold copies of this game in a desert out in the state of New Mexico. Most importantly, it is often cited as one of the key contributors to the video game crash of 1983 that almost put the gaming industry out of business.

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2. Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing (PC)


Well, this is E.T's toughest competition to date. Just watch the video. Enough said.
 
MKB

MKB

Forum General Emeritus
Shittiest game of all time - #4 Color a Dinosaur VS Raiders of the Lost Ark

Today's Matchup:

4. Color a Dinosaur (NES)


The title of this game says it all. Imagine an NES version of Mario Paint, only take away all the animation and sound. Now take away all the games, options, basic color schemes, and fun. That's Color a Dinosaur. You get a choice of 16 dinosaurs to color, all of which are sterotypically cookie cutter cute. Granted the game is for 3-6 year olds, but it still sucks monkey balls. One of the worst NES games of all time.

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3. Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark (Atari 2600)


Oh those lovely Atari games. This game was the prehistoric version of Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest. Some of the secrets in this game are so cryptic that you will never figure them out. This game required the use of TWO controllers in order to play it. Also, due to the pixelated graphics, it's nearly impossible to tell what the hell you are looking at. Just watch the video to see what I mean. I'd rather play North and South on the NES than this piece of shit.
 
Dreamcatcher

Dreamcatcher

EFL Founder
Shittiest game of all time - #4 Color a Dinosaur VS #3 Raiders of the Lost Ark

I hate to say it but at least a toddler could play Color A Dinosaur. Unless you have a 100% thorough guide, you are beyond fucked trying to play Indy.
 
MKB

MKB

Forum General Emeritus
Shittiest game of all time - #4 Color a Dinosaur VS #3 Raiders of the Lost Ark

24 hours have passed and we are still tied. Next vote wins
 
TerryMasters

TerryMasters

Mortal
Shittiest game of all time - #4 Color a Dinosaur VS #3 Raiders of the Lost Ark

Dreamcatcher said:
I hate to say it but at least a toddler could play Color A Dinosaur. Unless you have a 100% thorough guide, you are beyond fucked trying to play Indy.
Click to expand...
...he's got a point
 
MKB

MKB

Forum General Emeritus
Shittiest game of all time - #4 Color a Dinosaur VS #3 Raiders of the Lost Ark

I'll take that as a vote for Indy. Raiders of the Lost Ark advances
 
MKB

MKB

Forum General Emeritus
Shittiest game of all time - #1 E.T. VS #3 Raiders of the Lost Ark

TODAY'S MATCHUP

1. ET (Atari 2600)


This game is widely considered one of the worst games ever to be released for the Atari 2600. Many copies of this game were returned almost immediately due to the horrible gameplay. Atari went to such lengths to bury unsold copies of this game in a desert out in the state of New Mexico. Most importantly, it is often cited as one of the key contributors to the video game crash of 1983 that almost put the gaming industry out of business.

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3. Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark (Atari 2600)


Oh those lovely Atari games. This game was the prehistoric version of Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest. Some of the secrets in this game are so cryptic that you will never figure them out. This game required the use of TWO controllers in order to play it. Also, due to the pixelated graphics, it's nearly impossible to tell what the hell you are looking at. Just watch the video to see what I mean. I'd rather play North and South on the NES than this piece of shit.
 
MKB

MKB

Forum General Emeritus
Shittiest game of all time - #1 E.T. VS #3 Raiders of the Lost Ark

In what can only be described as an upset of massive proportions, the #1 overall seed E.T. has been knocked off by Indiana Jones...

Today's Matchup:

2. Catfight (PC)


Here is arguably the worst PC game ever made. EVER. This is a Mortal Kombat clone with nothing but women fighters. The graphics are laughably bad, the animation is piss poor, and the bitches are ugly as hell. You want a good laugh? Watch this video... lmao

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1. Superman (N64)


This game is so shitty I automatically advanced it two rounds, lol. How shitty is it you ask? Well for one, it's easily the worst N64 game ever created. What makes it so bad? The gameplay. You fly through rings, rings, rings, more, rings, and did I mention you fly through rings? It's like an eternal Star Fox practice mode. On the off chance you manage to beat the ring mode, you have an impossible to beat the first time challenge in 6 seconds. If you fail... back to the rings again. Why the fuck does there need to be so much emphasis on the damn rings? Not to mention, where is the Superman theme?! It's all generic crappy music. The graphics are N64-esque. Lots of polygons, but piss poor textures and anti-aliasing. I will give away a free copy of MK9 to anyone who plays through this game, records themselves, and beats it without failing a single mission even once. Assuming you have the patience, I feel confident in saying I have nothing to worry about.
 
Dreamcatcher

Dreamcatcher

EFL Founder
Shittiest game of all time - #2 Catfight (PC) VS #1 Superman (N64)

Catfight is SO irritating to me, but Superman is by far the worse game.
 
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