MODERN FIGHTING GAME EUPHEMISM TRANSLATION GUIDE:
"zoning" ------------------------------------>
PROJECTILE SPAMMING
"vortex" ------------------------------------>
THROW LOOPS
"50-50's" ----------------------------------->
LUCK
"corner trap" ------------------------------> GAME OVER
"chip out" / "C" --------------------------->
CHEESE
"balance" ---------------------------------->
BOREDOM
"HP proportional damage scaling" -->
FAKE 'HYPE'
"damage scaling" ----------------------->
SKILL PLATEAUING / LAZY GAME DEVELOPMENT
"lenient inputs" --------------------------->
CASUALISATION
"universal input" ------------------------->
EARLY ONSET DEGENERATIVE BRAIN DISEASE
"accessibility" ----------------------------->
SLOW, SYSTEMATIC, GENRE SUICIDE
"casual gamers" ------------------------->
A HANDFUL OF BEAN$
"Sirilin" -------------------------------------> VERMIN (*vulgar epithet)
"rage quit" --------------------------------->
COMEUPPANCE
"NICE!" ------------------------------------>
MASHED LOW POKE K.O.
"EPIC!" ------------------------------------>
"GREAT AGAIN"
"git gud" ----------------------------------->
"I ALSO PLAY CALL OF DUTY"...