I HAVE FINALLY CRACKED IT!

[Altaire]

Wow, thanks man. That means allot. But, you have no life, so I can't count your opinion.

LOL you fuck.

You're just mad because A F0xy Grampa, Mustard-LK4D4, myself and an angry Jamaican guy all fucked your birthday, like a dirty, dirty whore.

I think J360 might've gotten a piece of it too, I can't remember. Maybe he just watched, like the pervert he is.

 

[Prinz]

If he wasn't a model too, I would have a second thought.

 

[UsedForGlue]

Additional mathematics:

4 day difference between you ''the no lifer'' and ''Fonzie''.

24 Hours x 4 = 96 Hours

So to have ''no life'' you need to buy and own the game for 24 days, and play it for 4 hours each day to qualify for ''the game being your life''

 

[Big Pampering]

yo glue, I like raiden and lao. you got my vote for evo.

 

[Metzos]

TrolledForGlue ?

 

[UsedForGlue]

TrollForGlue ?

UsedForTroll?

 

[Eh SnOwY]

Mind was blown.

 

[Metzos]

UsedForTroll?

UsedTrollFor ?

 

[Qwark28]

UsedTrollFor ?

TrollForUsed

 

[GuamoKun]

UsedTrollFor ?

GlueforTroll?

 

[Squeaker101]

Haha WOW. I've spent waaaaay more than 4 hours a day.

I thought this thread was gonna be about coconuts. I hate having to crack this open. Damn Hawaiins.

 

[NYCj360]

We are actually Ermac!

So are we Metzos then? I don't know anymore.

we are many.

 

[Ninj]

<3

Sent from my Droid using Tapatalk 2

 

[Deadly Torcher]

Any1 who writes in the mk chatrooms about how good they are & how crap every1 he beats is, is a complete & utter cock!

Congrats on battering him.

Ps. get a life

 

[smokey]

I'd like to take a minute....just sit right there,

i'll tell you how i became an Actor/model/mma fighter/fresh prince of bel air

 

[MagicMan357]

who the hell is freshprince?

(not will smith)

 

[SaJa]

Yes, thats right, I have finally mathematically cracked the answer for exactly when ''you have no life'' from playing a game, and the best part is, it only took 4 minutes from a pulling the iPad out of my bag to work it out.

Thanks to freshprince2, we now as a community have the knowledge and a fundamental understanding of how long exactly, you have to play a game more than someone else to have ''No Life''.

Check it:

Freshprince has played online MK for a total of 7500 online matches whilst maintaining a hectic life, according to him as an Actor/Model/MMA Fighter, thats roughly 90 seconds per round, and at least two rounds per game, giving us a total of roughly 180 Seconds per fight (not including load times, finish hims, character selects, between round times, lobby surfing and excluding a most possible 3rd round) pretty easy to figure out.

180 Seconds x 7500 = 1350000 Seconds, which is 22500 Minutes, which is a total of 375 hours spent sitting in front of a computer screen, at least.

Me:

180 Seconds x 9500 = 1710000 Seconds, which is 285000 Minutes, which is a total of 475 hours spent.

That is a difference of 4.1 days, roughly 4 days.

You also can check those stats after loging on that site http://www.themortalkombat.com/

Next time just ask it will be faster xD

About Freshprince, what I know is that's a guy from PSN, playing a decent Raiden, but taunting a lot.

 

[freshprince2]

woooooooo wooooooo woah , the champ is here , the freshprince has arrived , u peasants talking about the prince in his palace yet wouldnt be able to take a round of me ,usedforshit the fact u spent yr sad life doing tht jus proves my point. im going to the offline scene and wen i do , curbo blowing up every1 at mlg will be like giving an ant a blowjob because wen u see me u gna have to dislocate yr jaw like a african anaconda bitch..............cos you'll be suking my dik

 

[1man3letters]

woooooooo wooooooo woah , there champ is here , the freshprince has arrived , u peasants talking about the prince in his palace yet wouldnt be able to take a round of me ,usedforshit the fact u spent yr sad life doing tht jus proves my point. im going to the offline scene and wen i do , curbo blowing up every1 at mlg will be like giving an ant a blowjob because wen u see me u gna have to dislocate yr jaw like a african anaconda bitch.

 

[Error]

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[freshprince2]

woooooooo wooooooo woah , the champ is here , the freshprince has arrived , u peasants talking about the prince in his palace yet wouldnt be able to take a round of me ,usedforshit the fact u spent yr sad life doing tht jus proves my point. im going to the offline scene and wen i do , curbo blowing up every1 at mlg will be like giving an ant a blowjob because wen u see me u gna have to dislocate yr jaw like a african anaconda bitch..............cos you'll be suking my dik

p.s all raidens matchups are 5, 5 bar 1....... and raiden v jonny cage is 5.5 raiden 4.5 cage... yep knw dat!

 

[Flagg]

Did UsedForGlue beat you recently?

Wondering what the animosity is.

 

[NKZero]

p.s all raidens matchups are 5, 5 bar 1....... and raiden v jonny cage is 5.5 raiden 4.5 cage... yep knw dat!

no. Your Raiden loses against most of the cast...including 2-8 vs Sheeva. Real Raiden loses to Sonya and Kabal. Yep knw dat!

 

[freshprince2]

Did UsedForGlue beat you recently?

Wondering what the animosity is.

he jus cant take it tht im better thn him, wen i go to casuals im gna blow the old man up, thn we'll see who's laughing.

p.s bwizz respect

 

[freshprince2]

no. Your Raiden loses against most of the cast...including 2-8 vs Sheeva. Real Raiden loses to Sonya and Kabal. Yep knw dat!

er thts wat i said bar 1 which is sonya, but fuk tht raiden destroys kabal yep knw dat dumb bitch