Funniest "hatemail" received

[redeyes]

I find that the Official Online Mortal Kombat Dictionary contains two words:

[ban incoming]

Spammer

3 words. you forgot Nerd

 

[Korpse]

the funniest thing about that pic is you use IE lol

 

[Mothmonsterman0]

I played a relativity good match with a jade player with my Cyrax in a KOTH, even gg after the match and he replied with

"Nice spam your fucking white trash asshole. I hope you die in your sleep tonight."

I just replied with a "thank you =)"

 

[HGTV Soapboxfan]

Best was when I was really bored so i played sheeva. I destroy a kung lao, and get "no fair you were using the most broken character in the game"

 

[Theme]

Best was when I was really bored so i played sheeva. I destroy a kung lao, and get "no fair you were using the most broken character in the game"

I had to reread like 3 times and then I really freaking LOL'd.

 

[Metalwolf53]

Just had the best rage-convo ever.

Him: Go suck a dick [ban incoming].
Me: I'm not gay.
Him: sure you are fucking spammer
Me: I'm sure i'm not, and what did I spam exactly?
Him: Those broken ass mother fucking god damn fucking broken Combos! (I was playing sub-zero)
Me: I can assure you there not broken.
Him: I couldn't block them and even when I did I got hit by the slide! They're fucking broken god dammit!
Me: Learn to fuzzy guard man.
Him: Are you sure you're not gay?
Me: ha, yeah. Gg's man.
Him: GG's.

....What the fuck?
~Hound.

 

[scottyj]

Today: " ur a pussssy and u still lost"

 

[Pig Of The Hut]

Oh damn, I have Sooooooooooooooooooooooo much

its pretty awesome actually

 

[RossDaBoss_80]

Best was when I was really bored so i played sheeva. I destroy a kung lao, and get "no fair you were using the most broken character in the game"

Sheeva is my main and I have gotten tons of hatemails whenever they lose to her. One guy once said "Sheeva should be nerf, she's too powerful".....lol

I just love cry babies hating on her...haha

 

[Briggs8417]

This morning I smashed this dude with Reptile, and he said, "BrokenassReptiledash."
I told him to stop shoulder dashing with nightwolf and block it, then he rants about how Elbow dash into Jip is broken. I told him just because he didn't know what to do doesn't mean it's broken. Then the good part came,

HIM: "Fuck you asshole! I've been playing MK9 since 1993 and you were sucking your mom's tits, I saw your profile why don't you get a life before you talk trash you play games too much!"

 

[Justice]

I never get any kind of mails :sick:

But I have my response ready for the first time I do get a piece of ragemail:

GG and a link to TYM.com

 

[chessmaster]

worst i ever got was "BITCH" in all caps.

 

[Bluez]

"Of course you win with Scorpion you fucking pussy ass bitch. Play a real char instead of the best char in the game. How am I supposed to win when Scorpion has the spear? Its a free combo, fuck Scorpion and fuck you."

This guy was playing Reptile and he did nothing but spam Acid, bubbles and slides. I just punished accordingly lol.

 

[rev0lver]

I never get any kind of mails :sick:

But I have my response ready for the first time I do get a piece of ragemail:

GG and a link to TYM.com

Lol, I linked a guy to TYM the other day who was somewhere in the 50's in ranked leaderboards. He rage quitted on me because I was zoning his sonya out with fans. He said he's not going to let people get cheap wins like that to preserve his record. I told him I'm sorry I didn't let him get in and combo me.

 

[ETC AdmiralAugustus]

"GGs Man, Let's play again soon!"

 

[Kuai Liang]

I have never really gotten any mail either. But someone called me in a "geek" in the chat room after they rage quit. I just responded "I prefer nerd" I think now that I picked up Smoke I may get some. Until now I never had so many people rage quit on me before.

 

[Sage Leviathan]

@Ross: Sheevas broken as hell dude and you know it. Her stomp is so safe on block, she never has to use meter, and her fireball is overpowered as shit.

In fact, Noob should also be nerfed until he sucks ass cause everyone uses him.

He outzones everyone in the game by a HUGE margin, and to top it off he has godlike midscreen combos. They're unblockable when i crouch!
And when i try to jump in on him, he uses that shadow thing from his back to kick me.

Fuck Noob, he's a gay retard spammer.

 

[MKF30]

I've gotten lots of the "Ermac is the best character in the game you [ban incoming]!" messages. Ah, online. Priceless.

lol pretty much, had another guy last night say "top tier whore"

Yet, he counterpicked my Raiden with Kitana(because she's no where near top tier right? lol) and before that all I used was Ermac and Smoke....

I told him, dude don't get your sources from Gamefaqs but TYM, Ermac is B tier/mid tier, not top tier lol...

Oh this one was funny, guy last night(sounded like a 16 year old punk)

"All you do is pick the cheesiest characters to win and lol mr. 6000, you know I did have sex earlier with a girl right?"

lol, I love it when they pull the "get a life" card or "get a gf" card....chances are they don't have either lol yet bring that up yet have a HIGHER gamerscore them me.

So I throw that back at them, saying "for someone who has 35,000 gamerscore while I have 3000, that's really rich...not remotely hypocritical lol"

 

[rev0lver]

Yet, he counterpicked my Raiden with Kitana(because she's no where near top tier right? lol) and before that all I used was Ermac and Smoke....

Lol, Kitana against Raiden isn't a counterpick, and no she's not top tier, but not to take away from your point.

 

[Rasenganfan2]

Lol, Kitana against Raiden isn't a counterpick, and no she's not top tier, but not to take away from your point.

She's not? She used to be... I think. She's still gotta be high mid-tier.

"Isn't a counterpick." Pretty much. She has a 4-6 matchup against Raiden, thanks to his teleport. There's no doubt that his tele is one of the best anti-zone tools in the game, and quite possibly the best tele in the game. Not to derail the thread... *cough*

 

[Mr. Rager]

"Stop spamming combos."
no... I'm not joking...

 

[Metalwolf53]

"Stop spamming combos."
no... I'm not joking...

Everyone has gotten that at least ten times now, it's to be expected.
I play sub-zero and people say I play the most broken/overpowered/cheap/ezmode character in the game and that I "Spam" his combos and use his "infinities"(WTF?!) to keep people in the corner...It's bullshit. I just laugh and send them a "ggs Man ;-)".
~Hound.

 

[Rasenganfan2]

"Stop spamming combos."
no... I'm not joking...

I'm guilty of saying that, but that was when the game had just come out. Guy was paying Liu Kang. That said, I've gotten only a few of those hate-mails, mainly when I play as Liu actually

 

[Mr. Rager]

Everyone has gotten that at least ten times now, it's to be expected.
I play sub-zero and people say I play the most broken/overpowered/cheap/ezmode character in the game and that I "Spam" his combos and use his "infinities"(WTF?!) to keep people in the corner...It's bullshit. I just laugh and send them a "ggs Man ;-)".
~Hound.

this other guy was like "you beat me with one combo"
I was like "pretty good combo eh?"

I also like the "u mad bro?" messages, I just send back:
"nah bro... just dissapointed."

 

[rev0lver]

I send "u mad?" to every rage quit. I don't send anything if they let the game finish though.