Funniest "hatemail" received

[Enenra]

A scrub of a Kung Lao sent me a message saying, "[ban incoming]" when I corner raped him with Sub, so I replied "If winning makes me a cigarette, I'm a box of freakin' Cubans."
No response from him.

 

[MKF30]

"You suck, fucking spammer....I'll kill you"

"spam FTW!! Why do you pick EasyMac? Don't you know he's the best in the game"?

"You cheat, kept spamming fireballs and I couldn't move"

"You just zone and shoot fireballs, hardly do combos to win"

"You cheatin, everytime I attack you get me with TK push while you're on the ground" (guess this idiot never heard of a wake up attack)

"You suck man, we play again I'll kick yo ass and wtf spam me?" (this after I kicked his ass, which is the funny part)

"fuckin spammer, learn the game"



lol I can be here all day with the ridiculous hate mail I've gotten since day one...

 

[Enenra]

"You suck, fucking spammer....I'll kill you"

"spam FTW!! Why do you pick EasyMac? Don't you know he's the best in the game"?

"You cheat, kept spamming fireballs and I couldn't move"

"You just zone and shoot fireballs, hardly do combos to win"

"You cheatin, everytime I attack you get me with TK push while you're on the ground" (guess this idiot never heard of a wake up attack)

"You suck man, we play again I'll kick yo ass and wtf spam me?" (this after I kicked his ass, which is the funny part)

"fuckin spammer, learn the game"



lol I can be here all day with the ridiculous hate mail I've gotten since day one...

I've gotten lots of the "Ermac is the best character in the game you [ban incoming]!" messages. Ah, online. Priceless.

 

[Metalwolf53]

Is there such thing as win-mail? If not then I invented it.

I was in a KoTH one night beating up on some people, and a guy comes in and acts like a dick(0's and boo's) then when it's our turn to fight, he sit's full screen and tea-bag's...seriously. Now I don't usually give into the urge to tea-bag a tea-bagger but, this is an exception. After I won with sub-zero I tea-bagged and then put an EX Ice clone in the air jumped over him, tea-bagged some more and upper-cut into clone.
I then pro-longed this by sending him a message saying;
"Your gonna love my Nutz!!"

About the whole "your using the best character in the game!" thing...I have gotten that a few times when I win with Sub-Zero. Makes me feel proud. I always get the "stop fucking spamming combos asshole!" and just laugh.

Rage mail is the best thing ever.
~Hound.

 

[DFogz]

The best one I had came after wrecking some guys KL with my CSZ...several times. He sent a few messages calling me a "retarded fuckin [ban incoming] ass bitch ass cunt-dick" then he told me to go "wrestle" with my mother. Of course I said I was too busy with his mom to bother, haven't heard anything from him since lol

 

[Playpal]

Played some guy called misanthrope. He picked Kabal I picked SZ. I kick his ass then he starts saying I spam. I tell him if I'm so predictable doing the same thing over and over again then he should be able to beat me. He then calls me the n-word and tells me to go pick cotton back in africa.



He also said people like me ruin the game.

 

[WhooFlungPoo]

This thread is so much win. I think i've seen just about all of them. People are so stupid.

 

[rev0lver]

This thread reminds me of my favorite piece of hatemail from a few years ago in the days of Halo 2 (i think). It wasn't exactly hate"mail", but he said it right after the match ended. It was something along the lines of "I lost because I was busy banging your girlfriend the whole time. OH WAIT, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!!!". I then proceeded to explain to him that if I lack a girlfriend, he had nothing to be distracted by. He got pretty pissy trying to come up with some other comebacks, calling me a virgin and what-not (i'm not sure he had gone through puberty yet in the first place). I then explained to him that I've never had a girlfriend because I'm gay and think vaginas are icky. He called me a [ban incoming] and left. Lol.

 

[Eazail]

Josh99? LOL.

Unfortunately he gets mad salty when he loses. I thought he was joking around when he finished up playing me in casuals at summer jam. Some guy even asked me if josh got upset after our matches. I didn't know he was serious until later that night when I heard about how salty he gets

 

[Zoidberg747]

After whooping a KL with baraka, the dude disconnected. I sent him a message "yeah run". He then sends me a message " I win dumbass, I have equipment where if I quit, I win, so go fuck with somebody else". I send him a message: "And you think records mean anything? lol"
Then I blocked communications.

If you want to know why records mean nothing, thats your reason right there^^^

 

[rev0lver]

I really, really don't understand people like that. I mean, at least using wallhacks in Counterstrike can be fun, but what could you possibly get out of a game by using insta-win software? Who is even online actually giving a shit about your leaderboard rank in a fighting game?

 

[Zoidberg747]

I dont know but ive lost AT LEAST 100 wins by people doing crap like that, Although it doesn't bother me, I live to get better and give the guys in the TYM rooms better competition.

 

[greeneless]

So far my best one is.. Hmm. I got this one after beating some guy twice and declining a rematch for a third one.

"of course you gone say no ur punk ass gone spam tryn infinite moves. i haven't playd n months busta and u got dawg... [ban incoming]."

 

[Hellbringer]

this is one from couple of days ago after i won against his KL

"i like pink floyd and zep but you sir are gay fuckin hustler nice exp points gay man"

 

[Feel_The_Byrne]

I got these after I quit after a guy beat me with his Kung Lao online(I wasn't in a good mood either ), they were entitled 'quit loser?'
First one: gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Second one: lose stop
Third one: fuck loser
Fourth one: loser loser loser quit=loserrr quit= loserrr quit=loserrr
I then mailed him with 'I don't care' or something like that and got a 'good for you' back from him. I know most ragemails come from sore losers, but this has to be the sorest winner I have ever met on mk.

 

[BigWillie54]

My NW vs typical online KL

whoop his ass. Send me a message saying "You're a pussy for block that much and doing the same combo" referring me doing my 30%+ combo after every wiff spin or blocked dive kick

im a pussy..for blocking? :facepalm:

 

[rev0lver]

So I just got rage quitted on by a pretty average-level Sub player (he's actually pretty high in the leaderboards, AdvancedEFRAIN).

I sent a "u mad?" message and got back "me pelas la verga hijo de tuputa madre". Can anyone translate this for me? I sent back "I assume that's spanish for "yes. i mad", and got back "mamame la verga [ban incoming]", but i think that one's relatively self explanatory.

 

[Shady]

So I just got rage quitted on by a pretty average-level Sub player (he's actually pretty high in the leaderboards, AdvancedEFRAIN).

I sent a "u mad?" message and got back "me pelas la verga hijo de tuputa madre". Can anyone translate this for me? I sent back "I assume that's spanish for "yes. i mad", and got back "mamame la verga [ban incoming]", but i think that one's relatively self explanatory.

He barely beat my Shang and started t-bagging me today on my first game of the day, then declined my re-match invite. I dunno, but it seems that a lot of people from Mexico who play are [ban incoming].

 

[DownfouralitY]

This guy barely beat my cage using Cyrax. I sent "GG" and he replied "Dont say gg to me bro. you know it wasnt a gg your trash." I just say "Pour some more salt on it, fucker." and block communications. I love it when I do that and I can just imagine how hard their raging.

 

[Sage Leviathan]

"lol i used 2 moves and u barely won"

-a Raiden player

 

[Sage Leviathan]

 

[ForeverKing]

this dude sent me, " your the biggest spammer ever, all you did the whole entire match is rush me down and trap me in the corner and did combos the whole time till i died. you a corner trapping [ban incoming] and combo spammer." im like ok? haha

 

[GuamoKun]

When I lose to chat room spammers...I get tempted to send hateful things. But that's what happens when you let your guard down on those types of players.

But to tell you the truth, I like to challenge players that spam the chat box and who have a high w/l ratio with a lot of disconnects.

 

[PND_Mustard]

''your a nerd and probably gay'' best one by far.

 

[Sage Leviathan]

I find that the Official Online Mortal Kombat Dictionary contains two words:

[ban incoming]

Spammer